Blair's Hair

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In The Sentinel fanon, Blair Sandburg's hair, along with his compromised lungs, is almost a secondary character.

illo by TM Alexander from 852 Prospect #2

In fiction, Blair's hair is constantly described in great detail—there are many descriptions of its color, its texture, its smell, the way it fans out on a pillow (both in Jim's bed and in the hospital ICU), how Blair tucks it behind his ear, how he pulls it back in a ponytail, how it causes Jim to zone, and whether or not Blair cuts his hair if he decides to become a cop.

Blair's Hair in Canon

  • Blair stated: "I'm not cutting my hair."
  • David Lash called him "Hairy Blairy."
  • Blair has the nickname "Hairboy."
  • Jim complained of Blair's hair in the shower drain.

Fan's Early Interest in Blair's Hair

In a July 1997 interview that was printed in a semi-official club newsletter, Garret Maggart talked with a fan about Blair's hair:

Interviewer: "No, no and you’re not going to turn into a yuppie."
Maggart: "I hope not.”
I: "No we don’t want you to be a yuppie. There were rumors running rampant about you cutting your hair off.”
G: "You know, actually, I did want to do that.”
I: "Oh really?”
G: “Yeah, but....believe me. there are ways to not be a yuppie with short hair.”
I: "Yeah, that’s true.”
G: “Without question....a thousand ways to be, you know."
I: "Well, we just didn’t want to see you looking like an accountant or something."
G: "No. no, my hair doesn’t work like that, it’s gotta be real short for anything. Spike it, dye it purple or something.”
I: "God no, don’t do that. That would ruin things.”[1]

Permuatations of Blair's Hair

Most fanworks and discussion focused on Blair's dark, luxurious, and plentiful mane.

Some fanworks imagined Blair's hair as not just short or incredibly super long, but white, or gone entirely. The Panther Tales universe is one example.

art by Frost Doll for No Surrender (2003), in which Blair loses his hair (and and it is visibly weakened) -- prequel to Panther Tales
from Panther Tales (2001), art by KOZ, in which Blair's hair turns white (and much longer!) due to trauma

Blair's Hair: Warnings

cover of the zine, "I'm Not Cutting My Hair" (2000)

The Sentinel became known as the fandom with the most warnings after a fan wanted to be alerted for a shorn Blair. This led to many stories including a "short-hair Blair" in their summary/story description; these warnings were almost always a tongue-in-cheek gesture.

The tradition of warning for Blair cutting his hair sparked a wider-ranging debate about the concept of warnings in general, and whether The Sentinel fandom was overly sensitive, or respectful, regarding fans' feelings and possible triggers.

The 2000 zine, "I'm Not Cutting My Hair", features stories focusing on Blair and threatened haircuts.

Fan Comments

2005

I can't imagine warning for silly things like cutting Blair's hair. Yeah, I've heard that one before. That's downright crazy to me. If you had to warn for things like the main character changes clothes, the warnings would be longer than the story! [2]

2009

Are you familiar with the background to the "Blair cuts his hair" thing? I know, it's awful the way it's constantly brought up. I guess I'm guilty of that myself, but it is actually relevant. It was one of the earliest debates about warnings in fandom, and it came about because of the exact issue we're all discussing: triggers from experience of sexual violence.

Sentinel fandom is kinda fetishistic about Blair and his hair; partly because there's (a small amount of) canon to support it. So the haircut thing isn't something you'd expect to see in a fic. Or wasn't, back in the height of the fandom. Blair is also the very stereotype of the abuse-magnet character; physically smaller than his butch partner, some "feminine" characteristics, intellectual and let's not forget attractive. So extreme hurt-fic involving Blair being abused was -and still is - very common in the fandom.

The fan who originally requested the haircut warning enjoyed hurt/comfort fics, but was herself a survivor of an abusive relationship. The haircut thing in a specific story triggered her, massively, in a way that descriptions of fictional rape and abuse never had. I heard the details of the incident she flashed back on second hand, so I won't repeat them, but it makes perfect sense of her request.

But, of course, if you just say "you've got to warn everyone if Blair gets a haircut" it sounds ridiculous. It's certainly true that no one, least of all the writer, could have anticipated a warning like that being needed, and I'm not advocating warning for every little thing. But far from derailing I think understanding the original incident serves as an example of why warnings are so necessary.[3]

I don't care that once upon a time someone demanded warnings for cutting Blair Sandburg's hair. In fact, if I never hear another word about Blair Sandburg's goddamn hair, it'll be too soon. It's a straw argument and it's derailing and I'm sick and tired of it.[4]

I can't find the links for the history of warning debates that people who've been in Sentinel fandom for this bring with them, but in case you're interested I can try to explain where this "warning for haircuts" thing used as shortcut in debates comes from. Personally I think it's a bit misleading as reference, because even in the warning culture of TS fandom of that time, I don't actually recall anyone arguing it was more than what in today's terms would be called a "squick" they wanted to know about, but at the time in TS there wasn't always a distinction being made between warning, labels, even pairings and genre indicators.

TS the late 90s was centralized, both in lists and in archives on both the gen and the slash side (het was mostly non-existent), and all common publication venues to distribute fanfic outside of personal websites (and that included announcements of websites on lists, iirc) expected warnings, and provided examples what to warn about. These lists usually made no distinction between warnings for triggery things, kinks, spoilers, or some genres, for example the mail with the list rules of SXF, the major slash fic list, from 1999 said:

"Many people want to be warned about certain content categories, and courteous authors heed those wishes. We've tried to think of all the categories one can warn against, and they have expanded to include:

Rape (or non-consensual sex)
Death of a major character
Episode spoilers (name episode)
Alternate Universe (historical, otherworldly, future/sci fi)
Bondage/domination scenes
Sado/masochistic scenes
Extreme violence
Betrayal of J or B by the other
Multiple partners
Hurt/comfort
Bestiality
Extreme angst
Crossovers
Song lyrics used
Male/female sex
Female/female sex
Male/male sex (remember, we are the "adult list", not the "slash list")

There is also the option to say "Other: see story notes", and then explain more fully in the author's notes. You may also choose "None"."

Most people used the "other" field for child abuse and eating disorders, iirc. While SXF had iirc a mandatory warning policy, the gen fic list Senfic in theory allowed to just warn that you don't warn, but few ever did that. Also the warning examples the Senfic list rules gave were framed thus:

"b) Warnings and Ratings

If you are posting a story, we ask the following: Please place appropriate warnings and ratings on your works. These warnings and ratings should either be placed at the beginning of your story, or in a separate post that precedes your story to the list. Some examples:

RATED R for violence and language
WARNING - Death Story
WARNING - Not beta-read
WARNING- Cassie story

And no, you don't need to warn us that a story contains a high pollen count, and may be offensive to people who suffer from allergies. But many of the list members dislike reading a story and discovering that it is a death story, or some other topic that they wish to avoid. Warnings are a courtesy to your readers, so help them out when possible.

However, if you feel that placing a warning on your story will ruin the plot for some reason or another, or you object to the notion of warnings, then we ask that you label your story:

CAVEAT LECTOR: Let the Reader Beware

In order to let the reader know they read at their own risk. And readers, if you ignore a warning or a caveat lector - you did so of your own free will."

So on the side of the formal rules this wasn't actually all that overbearing as the reputation TS fandom got later might make it seem and haircuts are nowhere in evidence, but the social pressure at the time was a lot in favor of giving detailed "warnings" of all kinds (including as you notice above warnings for the mere inclusion of certain female minor characters in form of the "Cassie" warning). Of course as this is a more general labelling approach rather than something that makes distinctions between triggers or other content labels, people on SXF (the one above with the more specific checklist) sort of lobbied sometimes to get that list expanded, to make sorting through fic easier for themselves.

The "haircut" (referring to Blair Sandburg cutting his hair) stood for a kind of story that many people disliked, firstly because his hair was fetishized (think like Sheppard in SGA) but also because it stood for a position in a fandom kerfuffle about how the series ended, whether it was fair to Blair about Jim's behavior towards Blair, etc. as it indicated whether the author was pro or against Blair becoming a cop at the end of the series. Some people liked reading only stories that were positioned on a certain characterization spectrum and the haircut was a symbol for that. Similar to the TPM trend at the time to warn for stories that were canon-compliant in that Qui-Gon died, and thus a warning for a canon death became standard in TPM fandom, some TS readers would have liked to be warned if a story accepted the series ending.

Other people thought this was ludicrous and a symptom for everything they saw wrong in TS fandom at the time (there were overlapping kerfuffles over fanfic criticism, list etiquette and so on that led to certain camps and splits in the fandom) and used it as a symbol in return, to illustrate how they saw TS fandom as needlessly coddling and stifling in that everything was warned against to avoid upsetting readers in any way, on the flip side no negative feedback or even general criticism could be uttered because it might upset authors.[5]

2023

[olderthannetfic]
Hahaha. Yes, okay, the notorious “Please warn for hair cutting” thing.

From what I’ve heard, people mostly didn’t actually do this, but it’s actually less nutty than it sounds because it’s actually the equivalent of “not epilogue compliant”.

I gather Blair does actually cut his hair at the very end of the show in preparation for going to the police academy? [6] This is after he ruins his own academic career to protect Jim’s secret.

(The more popular fanon ending is, of course, for his name to get cleared, sentinel stuff to become public, and everyone to grovel. Also for his pretty hair to stay.)

At least, that’s how the background behind the “Warning: hair cutting” was explained to me.[7]

Blair's Hair in Fanon

Examples of Jim's Devotion to Blair's Hair

from All My Roads (2000), art by TACS - "Holding a large clump of those impossibly soft, dark curls in one hand, scissors in the other, Blair was about to make the first chop. The sense memory of playing with all that hair in the bullpen when he'd teased Blair about cutting it, the softness of it when he'd held Blair the previous night, all flooded into Jim's brain like a tidal wave as he bellowed out, 'NO!'"

Jim Ellison, Blair's partner, often notices Blair's hair.

  • In Of Plastic Sticks, Silky Curls and Lime Green Love by Zanz, Jim expounds on Blair's glorious hair: "And that hair. Those masses of rich brown curls that in the sunlight held highlights of gold and red and seemed almost to be alive in their sinuous movements. More than anything he wanted to turn up his sense of touch and run his hands through those curls, feel the caress of the silk sliding between his fingers."
  • Sometimes by Xasphie includes an ICU scene: "I'm here, Chief. Just like I said I would be.' The eyelids remained closed, the trauma mask providing warm air, and the plethora of tubes offering much needed fluids and medication. The cervical collar had been removed and a corona of errant curls splayed across the pillow."
  • In Cold by Daydreamer, Jim combs an unconscious Blair's hair: "'Hand me that comb, Simon,' Jim asked as he wriggled a little to get settled. 'I'm gonna get this mess straightened out for him.' Jim started at the bottom of Blair's hair, taking small little sections and working the comb through carefully."
  • In Two Many Guides by Lady Ra, the fan gets a double-dip: hair and Blair's heartbeat: "Jim carefully worked his fingers into Blair's thick hair, needing to feel the curls wrap around him. They'd started IVs in both of his hands, and Jim figured a full-body hug was out of the question. The hair would do, that and listening to the steady beating of his Guide's heart."
  • In A Hairy Situation by Eaglefeather, Blair cuts his hair without telling Jim: "'Oh! Big bad cop Ellison here loved the hair! How could stupid little Sandburg ever assume that big bad cop Ellison actually loved him, when he only loved the hair!' With that Blair grabbed his jacket, ran out of the loft and slammed the door shut."
  • In Breaking the Silence by Morgana, Blair's hair anchors Jim to sanity: "All I can think about is burying my fingers in his hair. I want to finger his curls, kiss them, and taste their texture. Under different circumstances I would fear for my sanity, but I've never felt this much in control before."
  • In Pinecrest by Rent Girl 2, Blair takes his belongings and abandons the loft, accidently leaving just his hair tie for Jim to sniff and remember him by: "He stroked the hair tie around his wrist then put it up to his nose. The scent was so strong he could almost believe that Blair was downstairs. Downstairs with his laptop open, books spread around him, glasses on, pen flying as he tracked down the answer to some Sandburgian type question."
  • In The Book by K9, Jim overhears a conversation: "Blair had taken to tying back his hair and Jim had even heard him discussing having it cut with his mom on the phone a few days ago, the prospect of which had filled Jim with horror. He secretly loved Blair's long hair, the way it framed his face and made him look so young."
  • In Precious by Debra Fran Baker, Jim has a little secret: "'It's okay, sweetheart. He won't take you away from me. He tried, but he won't. I'll comb you and make you all pretty and it'll be wonderful. Just you and me.'"
  • In At the End of the Day by Lyn Townsend "I turn my head and bury my nose in Blair's curls. I take in a slow deep breath, and allow the scent of his herbal shampoo to waft in. My hand moves up and captures strands of hair, allowing the shiny locks to glide through my fingers like silk."

Examples of Blair's Devotion to Blair's Hair

  • In Man Child by Grey, Blair's shot, gets thirty stitches in his head, regains consciousness and asks: "'What? No, they didn't.' Slight panic brought his free right hand up to find the bandage that wrapped most of the side of his head. 'Man, this sucks. How much Jim? Please tell me they didn't like shave it or anything.'"
  • In Letting Go by Elaine, Blair refuses to cut his hair for the Academy: "'What more do you want from me?' Now Blair's anger matched his own. The blue eyes fairly blazed with it for a moment before his shoulders slumped in defeat. 'I know it's stupid, all right? It's just... I don't know how much more I can take. Cutting my hair, man, it's the last straw.'"

Examples of Other Characters' Devotion to Blair's Hair

  • In Dork by Francesca, Blair cuts off his hair and sends it in a box to a former girlfriend, telling Jim: "Well, I figured they could continue their relationship perfectly well without me."

A Supporting Character to Blair's Hair: Blair's Herbal Shampoo

Blair's hair products are an essential part of Blair's mane. Also see Blairscent.

From Priorities by Sandra McDonald: "He tried to find Blair's familiar heartbeat, but hundreds of cardiac rhythms surrounded him from all directions and he only got confused at the loud beats. He knew the odor of Blair's herbal shampoo, but his sense of smell had been chancy since the ordeal at the ocean's edge and the smell of dust and smoke overrode everything else."

Blair and Jim make shopping for hair products a joint effort in A Rose by Any Other Name by LRH Balzer: "As they emptied the cart onto the conveyer belt, he grabbed at the shampoo. Herbal Essences. "Made with Rosemary, Jasmine, and Orange Flower in Mountain Spring Water." He fished around for the conditioner. "Made with Sage, Jasmine, and Soy Protein in Mountain Spring Water," he read. Tentatively, he sniffed at them both, his eyes looking beyond to meet Jim's. The smell was kind of nice. Like the gentle herb shampoo he used to use before the little store closed down and he couldn't get it any more."

Meta/Further Reading

References

  1. ^ from The Cascade Quarterly #1
  2. ^ from a mailing list, quoted anonymously (April 2005)
  3. ^ June 2009, briarwood replied to the post again? we're having this debate again? by thingswithwings briarwood (2009-06-24). "Are you familiar with the background to the "Blair cuts his hair" thing?". Dreamwidth. Archived from the original on 2009-06-27.
  4. ^ fairestcat (2009-06-23). "I Don't Care Abut Blair Sandburg's Hair". Dreamwidth. Archived from the original on 2021-04-26.
  5. ^ ratcreature, offered a detailed context to the debates in comment on post Warnings by zvi ratcreature (2009-06-24). "I can't find the links for the history of warning debates …". Dreamwidth. Archived from the original on 2014-08-29.
  6. ^ He does not cut his hair in canon.
  7. ^ olderthannetfic (2023-03-25). "Hahaha. Yes, okay, the notorious "Please warn for hair cutting" thing". Tumblr. Archived from the original on 2023-05-10.