What If... (Professionals zine)
|Editor(s):||Kathy Snow, Manacles Press|
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What If... is a 128-page Professionals anthology with a cover by Suzan Lovett. The title page says it was "conceived" by Kathy Snow. Art has been included on Fanlore with the publisher's permission.
- Terms of Endearment by Kathy Keegan (1)
- First Night, Last Night by Sebastian (19)
- Hoodwink by Jane (32)
- Special Delivery by Ellis Ward (55)
- Floral Arrangement by M. Fae Glasgow (The author notes it is "Happily plagiarised from the Brazilian film 'Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands.'") (84)
- Boyhole by Courtney Gray (112)
From the Editorial -- "The Evolution of a Zine"
In the beginning, Ellis Ward bought a Suzan Lovett picture and wrote "So Much for Wishes" for British Takeaway 5. Then Suzan did the incredible "The Declasssizing of Bodie" (Page 96A in Chalk and Cheese 8) and Ellis wrote the beautiful "Breaking Cover."
One afternoon several of us were sitting around drooling over "Page 96" when we got to speculating what different writers would have created with the same inspiration. Someone asked "What if Suzan did another picture and we asked if anyone was intrigued enough to write a story?" What If..., indeed. Six writers responded and the result is in your hands.
We had a lot of fun with this project and I would like to thank Christine and Jennifer for the effort they put into bringing this idea to fruition. Their technical expertise was absolutely essential to the publication of What If.... From the very beginning, their commitment to this zine has been as strong as my own. To our writers I would like to express my heartfelt appreciation. The stories aredelightfully different and reflect both the quality and divergent approaches which are the hallmark of the writing in the Professionals fandom. I would like to express my sincere gratitude, also, for the talent of Suzan Lovett. However, Suzan beings far more to fandom than her remarkable artwork. She brings a warmth of spirit, a generosity of nature and a love for her fellow fans that enriches all who have the pleasure of knowing her.
From the Editorial -- Page Count
This Fanzine contains over 75,300 words, in a format of 128 pages. It is possible to print, clearly, 75,000 words in any page format ranging from 80 pages to 220 pages. PAGE COUNT IS NOT AN ACCURATE MEASURE OF STORY OR ZINE LENGTH! And so concludes this lecture to support editors to begin relying on word count and saving trees....
The Cover and Some Examples of eBay Cropping
A complete scan of the cover - for those curious just what is under that Post-It fig leaf!
Reactions and Reviews
See reactions and reviews for Boyhole.
See reactions and reviews for Terms of Endearment.
See reactions and reviews for Floral Arrangement.
[zine]: What if? First, take a lovely Lovett print of a naked Bodie (tm) clutching a dressed Doyle. Next, have the authors construct a story around it. 
[zine]:A great new zine. Cheap and neat. No art, or not much that I remember, but all the short stories are gems. Again there was a threesome with Murphy. Skipped that one. The Murphy with Tommy story wasn't bad. (I really enjoy Macklin/Murphy much more.) My favorites were the crossovers with Lovejoy and The Beatles. (Really neat) And a science fiction piece which was marvellous. I really love straight stories that I consider pre-slash. Where the relationship is heavy duty and the caring shines through... great stuff. (This story and the Lovejoy one were the longest in the zine.) 
[zine]: One of my favourite MP zines is What If... a Pros anthology zine where I loved all stories. I don't remember titles, authors, or plots at the moment (it's been quite a while that I read it), but the fact that I liked it a lot is a definite indicator that there was emotional intensity and good sex in it. 
[zine]: What If a great artist (Suzan Lovett) drew a beautiful color cover... And What If some great authors (Sebastian, Ellis Ward, Courtney Gray, M. Fae Glasgow, Jane and Kathy Keegan) were inspired to write stories based on it... What If we collected them in a zine called... What If? 
Interesting Suzi Lovett cover, an "invitation-only" zine where everyone writes a story based on that cover. Okay zine -- the M Fae Glasgow story is superb, and hilarious as only she can be. 
[zine]: WHAT IF..., a PROFESSIONALS SLASH ZINE written six of the best PROS writers of the time, inspired by an incredible painting by Suzan Lovett, possibly the finest fan fiction artist of all time . This cover has it all: a nude seductive Bodie holding onto Doyle's tie, a clothed Doyle (in his tightest jeans!) not fighting at all, arm around Bodie's neck & shoulders...yummy! Even the border is fantastic! Concept by Kathy Snow.