The Pest House

Personal Fanfiction Website
Website:	The Pest House
Author:	Sue
Dates:	1999 or before
Fandom:	The X-Files, Angel the Series, Highlander, The Professionals, Space: Above And Beyond, Star Wars TPM, V:The Final Battle, Wiseguy
URL:	http://www.tifling.demon.co.uk/Zsue/zsue.htm (Wayback link, 2001) http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Chamber/1177/zsue.html (defunct, 1999)
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The Pest House was a personal fanfiction site. It was originally part of Pollyanna's Slash Pages at GeoCities.

Welcome to The Pest House, the only comprehensive listing of Sue's fan fiction on the web.

The apple of my proverbial eye is Mulder/Krycek. I would walk on broken glass to see 'the boys' united in carnal bliss. Since this will never happen I distract myself by writing stories. I will confess that occasionally I do stray from the one true pairing. Consequently, you'll find adventures in a variety of other universes here too.

Mostly my stories feature sexual relationships between people, Immortals and aliens of the same gender. Broadly speaking, my stories fall into two main categories: humorous or dark, with a sting in the tale. If you are a hopeless romantic in search of "True Love" or squick easily this is not the place for you. Quit now before the men in white coats arrive to cart you away. You were born with a brain - use it intelligently.

X-Files Fiction

the Pest House X-Files Fiction

From Hong Kong With Love (Published November 1997) Mulder/Krycek. The author's first X Files story. Mulder returns to the US from Hong Kong with his prisoner Alex Krycek hoping to find out some of the Consortium's secrets. Set between episodes Piper Maru and Apocrypha. Published in Diverse Doings 1 edited by Kathy Agel

Sweet Dreams My Prince (February 1997) Mulder/Krycek. Written for Valentine's Day 1997 this story was inspired by Something In Black Lace by Katy Deery. So the question is - is Mulder dreaming or is that his favourite rascal in his bed?

A Fine Specimen Of A Man (May 1997) Mulder/Krycek. Written for Nicci's small enclosed space challenge. Mulder regains consciousness and discovers himself locked in a cell. His confusion only increases when a naked and battered Krycek is thrown in to keep him company.

Carousel (October 1997) Mulder/Krycek/Everyone else. A romp in which our favourite characters get to make out like bandits. This is predominantly a slash story but there are a couple of m/f scenes. The characters may be owned by The Great One (a.k.a. Chris Carter) but they do need a little fun occasionally, so here it is.

Breakfast At Mulder's (October 1997) Mulder/Krycek. The author's first story for the infamous eggbeater challenge story. Each story had to feature M/K, a certain kitchen implement and be limited to 500 words or less.

Beat Me, Eat Me Series

Mulder/Krycek/et al. The challenge: in 500 words, or less, write a Mulder/Krycek story that involves the use of an eggbeater. One part was never enough. A hot and steamy tryst that's laced with humour.

   1. Beat Me, Eat Me (November 1997)
   2. Stealing Heaven (November 1997)
   3. And Then There Were Five (November 1997) 

Dancing With The Devil Series

Originally a continuation of the Beat Me, Eat Me series but with the story taking on such a darker hue it seemed to deserve a title all its own. The story follows Krycek as he tries to survive the life he has chosen in a Faustian pact with the Devil.

   1. Into The Shadows (January 1998)
   2. A Small Selfless Act (February 1998)
   3. Resurrection (April 1998)
   4. A Matter of Perspective (May 1998)
   5. Paying the Piper   (October 1998)
   6. A Port in the Storm   (Added 21st August 1999)
   7. By a Grave, Under a Tree   (Added 15th March 2000) 

A Fond Farewell (November 1997) CSM/Bill Mulder. Halloween 1997. Two former co-conspirators discuss the cause of their emnity. Atonement is offered but their fate remains unchanged.

Boys and Their Toys (January 1998) Mulder/Krycek. Chocolate sauce and performance masturbation feature in this story written as a present for my slash sister and good friend, the ever lovely and talented, B2. (a.k.a. "A few of B2's favourite things ..... ")

Keeping The Boss Happy (March 1998) Mulder/Skinner. This was supposed to be a word picture (see Odds and Sods for examples of this under Scenes for Anna) for a discussion list.

One Summer Night (April 1998) CSM/The Mulders. The relationship between the Mulders and CSM is pivotal to the X Files back story. Here's one possible take on why things went so disastrously wrong. Set in the Summer of 1973.

Puppy Love (June 1998) Pendrell and Krycek dance to a dog's tune but will Queequag get to sow her wild oats? For dbkate.

Sleight of Hand (August 1998) Mulder/Krycek. Pendrell/Frohike. Yes, you read that right, this story features sex between Pendrell and Frohike, two of the most unlikely X Files lovers there are. Frohike and Pendrell are both 'men on a solo mission' until their paths cross and events take an unexpected turn. To see Pollyanna's take on this relationship go to her fanfic page and read Ersatz.

With a Finger on the Trigger (24th January 1999) Krycek/Skinner. Like a pair of mating scorpions, two enemies meet and continue the deadly dance begun one cold night on an apartment balcony. (Spoilers for SR 819)

A Great Man (4th May 1999) Krycek/Spender. Shocked to learn the truth of his mother's assertions and horrified by Krycek's actions, Spender faces some unpleasant truths about himself. (Spoilers for One Son)

Blood of the Lamb As Mulder seeks retribution for all the losses he's suffered, Krycek offers his services ... for a price. With a pen and ink illustration by the author. Published in Xplicit Fantasies 4, published by Jo Ann McCoy

Tunguska Sunrise and Tunguska Sunset Two poems. Two different perspectives on the consequences of the events in Tunguska. Published in Xplicit Fantasies 4, published by Jo Ann McCoy

Night Visitor Real life and fantasy intersect in alarming ways for one of the FBI's finest. Published in Xplicit Fantasies 4, published by Jo Ann McCoy

Other Fandoms

The Pest House Other Fandoms

Angel

In A Dark Place (9th March 2001) Angel/Spike. A missing scene from the episode In The Dark. Angel struggles to resist Marcus' torments and keep the ring of Amarra safely hidden. His life is made harder by the participation of an old adversary.

Highlander

Confrontation (February 1997) Methos/Duncan MacLeod. An AU story that assumes Methos was unable to dunk Duncan in the magic spring and save him from the Dark Quickening. The two men have a close encounter on Duncan's barge and Methos learns some unsettling truths about himself.

History Undone (September 1996) Duncan MacLeod/f. This story was the author's first piece of erotica. Predominantly het, the story does include several slash references (DM/M and DM/RR) which she then went on to explore more explicitly in Confrontation.

The Professionals

Always and Forever (December 1999) A vignette written as a Christmas present for a Professionals list.

Space: Above And Beyond

Into The Trenches (Published May 1998) The war continues and the 58th receive their orders for a new mission. In a fleeting moment of intimacy McQueen and Hawkes discover a mutual need for each other. (6 pages) Published in Diverse Doings 2 edited by Kathy Agel *** WINNER of a Stiffie Award *** in Miscellaneous Fandoms section

For Tomorrow We Die (Published May 1999) As the war continues in full force Hawkes struggles with the loneliness of being an invitro in a natural-borns' world. (18 pages) Published in Diverse Doings 4 edited by Kathy Agel

The Sweetest Kiss (31st January 2001) McQueen/Hawkes Vignette. Another battle fought and Hawkes finds himself in trouble yet again with his commanding officer.

Semper Fidelis (Published May 2001) (Hawkes/McQueen) Hawkes witnesses the aftermath of a bloody battle that leaves hundreds of Invitros dead. He turns to McQueen for an explanation but the Colonel has no satisfactory answer for him. Published in Diverse Doings 7 edited by Kathy Agel

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Eyes of Naboo (Published May 2000) In the forests of Naboo our heroes prepare for the fight of their lives against the Trade Federation and the Darkside of the Force. (6 pages) Published in Dark Fantasies 7 edited by Jo Ann McCoy

V:The Final Battle

Enemies and Lovers (Published May 2000) Ham Tyler outlines his plan for a raid and receives support from an unexpected quarter. Later, during the raid, Mike Donovan makes an unexpected discovery of his own. (7 pages) Published in Diverse Doings 5 edited by Kathy Agel

Wiseguy

As A Moth to the Flame (Published November 2000) Sonny/Vinnie. A night on the town goes in an unexpected direction. Published in Diverse Doings 6 edited by Kathy Agel *** NOMINATED for a Stiffie Award *** in Miscellaneous Fandoms: Non Sci Fi section

Odds and Sods

Barristers and Other Henchmen (February 2000) A Fish Called Wanda/X Files crossover. Email exchanges can lead in very odd directions as you'll realise when you read this.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun (February 2000) After an uncomfortable first encounter Inspector Phoebe Green contacts Scully via email. With profuse apologies she asks if they can start over. Ever lonely for female companionship Scully agrees and their virtual relationship begins. One night after secretly witnessing Mulder undergo a particularly 'unusual' reaming from Skinner, Scully logs on and has a provocative 'real time' conversation with Phoebe. This is but one interlude from their night of passion.