List of Team Fortress 2 Relationship Names

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List of Team Fortress 2 Relationship Names is a page for listing all Pairing Names in Team Fortress 2 fandom. Although it has become common as of around 2020 to call ships by their smushed ship names due to fannish drift, Team Fortress 2 has had keywords and phrases for ship names since it was released in 2007. Many of these phrases are speculated to have originated from TF2chan around 2009, though several were also coined years later on Tumblr and Twitter.

Ship Names

All of this ships in this table are Slash. Some exceptions may be done for Pyro. Bold names are the most common out of any other name for the ship.

* #1 Scout #2 Soldier #3 Pyro #4 Demoman #5 Heavy #6 Engineer #7 Medic #8 Sniper #9 Spy
#1 Scout Scout/Scout; Scoutcest; Brats 'n' Bats; A Headache; Marathon; Quickie; Bats n Balls; Gay Chicken; Double Play Scout/Soldier; All American Offense; American Baseball; Batting Helmet; SollyScout Pyro/Scout; Flash Fire; Weenie Roast; Fast Flames; PyroScout Demoman/Scout; Hop Scotch; Speedy Bombs; DemoScout Heavy/Scout; Heavy Hitters; Mice 'n' Men; Heavy League; Hard to Hit; HeavyScout Engineer/Scout; Quick Study; Texas Two-Step; Scatterbrains; Run 'n' Gun; EngieScout Medic/Scout; Blunt Trauma; QuickFix; Little Prick; MediScout; MedicScout Scout/Sniper; Speeding Bullet; Coffee 'n' Soda; Quick Scope; SniperScout Scout/Spy; Daddy Issues; Silent Running; Seduce Me; Cloak 'n' Batter; SpyScout
#2 Soldier x Soldier/Soldier; Sollycest; Rockethoppers; Screaming Eagles; Team Rocket; Boyfriend Bomb Pyro/Soldier; Fireworks; Fourth of July; Hot Rockets Demoman/Soldier; Boots 'n' Bombs Heavy/Soldier; Cold War; Red Scare; American Communism; Red Soldier Engineer/Soldier; Helmet Party; Rocket Science[1] Medic/Soldier; Fruit Scones[2]; Ethics Violation; Liberty Cabbage; Rocket Surgery[3] Sniper/Soldier; American Aviators; Mutually Assured Destruction; Piss-Fueled Rockets Soldier/Spy; Freedom Fries
#3 Pyro x x Pyro/Pyro; Pyrocest; Twin Flames; Ring of Fire Demoman/Pyro; Firebomb; Molotov Cocktail Heavy/Pyro; Toasted Sandvich; Hot 'n' Heavy; Bear Grill Engineer/Pyro; Three Rubber Gloves; Texas Toast; Firetrucks; Fire Forged; Molten Metal Medic/Pyro; Cauterizer Burn; Burn Ward; Hot Pocket; Roasted Dove Pyro/Sniper; Bush Fire; Campfire; It Burns When I Pee; Hot Shots Pyro/Spy; French Toast; French Fried; Spyro; Burns 'n' Backstabs
#4 Demoman x x x Demoman/Demoman; Democest; Double Dynamite; 20/20 Vision; There Can Be Only One; Dominatening Demoman/Heavy

Red Bombs ;Big Bang; Black Russian[4]; Vodka Party; Demoheavy

Demoman/Engineer; Short Fuse; Brains 'n' Bombs Demoman/Medic; Scotchtoberfest; Jaegerbombs Demoman/Sniper; Swordvan; Kaboomerang; Piss Drunk; Explosive Shots Demoman/Spy; Bomb Voyage; Scottish Wine; Detonators 'n' Daggers
#5 Heavy x x x x Heavy/Heavy; Heavycest; Russian Front; Giant Men Engineer/Heavy; Heavy Metal; Brains 'n' Brawn Heavy/Medic; Red Oktoberfest; Birds 'n' Bears; Beaux & Arrows[5] Heavy/Sniper; Vegemite Sandvich; Vodka Shots Heavy/Spy; Iced Wine;Russian Roulette; Red Gauloises; KGBrie[6]; Spoovy
#6 Engineer x x x x x Engineer/Engineer; Engiecest; A Little More Gun; Hoe-Down; Ram Ranch; Brokeback Mountain; Math Club Engineer/Medic; Science Party; Glasses 'n' Goggles; German Engineering Engineer/Sniper; Trucks 'n' Vans; Outback Steakhouse; Rifle Upgrades Engineer/Spy; Napoleon Complex; Practical Espionage; Knives 'n' Knowledge; Reverse Engineering
#7 Medic x x x x x x Medic/Medic; Medicest; Double Dosage; Dopplegänger; Emergency Room Medic/Sniper; Bush Medicine; Vanbulance; Hearts 'n' Headshots; Urine Sample Medic/Spy; Covert Operations; Poison Dagger; Gentle Surgery; Spinal Tap
#8 Sniper x x x x x x x Sniper/Sniper; Snipercest; Necklace-o-teeth; Two Aussie One Jar; Twice the Shot; Piss Play; Shoot First Sniper/Spy; Knife Party; Bloody Suit; Headshot Party; French Kisses Down Under; Great Barrier Thief; Spyper, Sni
#9 Spy x x x x x x x x Spy/Spy; Spycest; Double Agents; Information Sellers; Cloak 'n' Dagger
TF2's ship names are frequently memed. They also may change in popularity over time. While this meme from 2015 implies Urine Sample is Medic/Sniper's most common ship name, Bush Medicine is used more in 2020s TF2 fandom to the point Urine Sample isn't listed on a ship-name list in 2023.

There are also ships for secondary characters. Italicized names are the most common out of any other name for the ship.

  • Miss Pauling/Scout - Caught Looking; Boston Legal; Swing and a Miss; Prom; Ride-Along
  • Soldier/Zhanna - Maggot Bear; Russian Raccoons; East Meets West
  • Merasmus/Soldier - Magic Missiles
  • Medic/TFC!Heavy - Cold Oktoberfest
  • Medic/Satan (as seen in the official Team Fortress 2 comics) - Infernal Medicine
  • Saxton Hale/Sniper - Blowing the Sax
  • Scout's Ma/Spy - Pornography Starring Your Mother; Polaroid Collection
  • Fried Chicken Girl/Miss Pauling - Hits 'n' Misses
  • Miss Pauling/Scout's Ma - Plain Awkward; Top Secret
  • Miss Pauling/Zhanna - Gay Awakening
  • Bidwell/Saxton Hale - Saxwell, one of the few portmanteau-only TF2 ships.

There are also labels for character groups. These all apply to their "&" ships as well.

  • Scout/Solider/Pyro - Attack Squad; Offense Orgy
  • Scout/Soldier/Engineer - American Pie; America! Fuck yeah!
  • Scout/Demoman/Sniper - Exploding Australian Rabbit
  • Soldier/Demoman/Engineer - War Specs
  • Scout/Heavy/Medic - Putting Up With the Brat
  • Soldier/Medic/Spy - War Games
  • Pyro/Engineer/Sniper - Hot Rods
  • Demoman/Heavy/Engineer - Defense Squad; Defense Debauchery
  • Demoman/Heavy/Spy - Mixed Drinks
  • Heavy/Heavy/Medic - Heavy Medicine
  • Heavy/Engineer/Sniper - Minivans
  • Heavy/Medic/Spy - Continental Breakfast
  • Engineer/Sniper/Spy - Slashed Tires
  • Medic/Sniper/Spy - Support Squad; Support Sandwich
  • Demoman/Engineer/Medic - Science Squad
  • Everyone excluding Scout - Strike Out[7]
  • Everyone excluding Spy - Napoleonic Bias

Sometimes this includes secondary and fanon characters:

References/Further Reading

  1. ^ Used to be a name for Engineer/Medic, seems to currently be used as a Helmet Party alternative.
  2. ^ TL;DR - It’s an inside joke that got out of hand, Archived version by tobiaswraithwall.
  3. ^ Surpasses Fruit Scones in usage somewhat as of 2023.
  4. ^ Used from 2009-2015? Hasn't been replaced with anything commonly used.
  5. ^ Once the ship name for Heavy/Medic/Sniper, it appears to now be a ship name for just these two as of 2023.
  6. ^ Personal reference by User:Cavewomania. This is likely inaccurate as of 2023, as this name is not one ship list and listed as the name for Heavy/Medic/Spy, but I swear it was the most prominent ship name for these two at one point.
  7. ^ Tf2 polycule excluding Scout is called Strike Out. Tf2 polycule excluding Spy is called Napoleonic Bias by singularsoldier, Archived version (July 2023)
  8. ^ posingforcarsontheamericanstoop suggests "boots n bombs n brawn", Archived version ~2023