Buying Trouble

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Zine
Title: Buying Trouble
Publisher: ATWIT Press
Editor:
Author(s): darthhellokitty
Cover Artist(s):
Illustrator(s):
Date(s): 2000 (online), 2002 (print)
Medium: online, print
Genre: slash, Historical AU
Fandom: Star Wars: TPM
Language: English
External Links: Buying Trouble (author's page)
Buying Trouble (Master & Apprentice)
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Buying Trouble is a slash AU Star Wars 111-page story by darthhellokitty about Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan in Ancient Rome.

Summary: Quiaius, a widower living alone with his cats and books, goes shopping for a housekeeper, and instead buys a starved, filthy and badly abused wild Celt who would otherwise have been sent to the Coliseum.

Recs and Reviews

"This story is so AU even the characters names are different. They just happen to look like these guys. I'll admit. I like it though, the historical descriptions of the time period were vivid enough that I could picture it so clearly. The writing was wonderful and I love the way the Celts were represented and spoken of in this. [...] The slave thing threw me off at first, but there isn't any real master/slave relationship here. This isn't a b&d s&m story either. If you like the time period of about 2000 years ago and the Celtic culture and what it's mysteries could hold you might just like this."[1]
"[darthhellokitty] began this ancient Roman AU with the description: "Quiaius, a widower living alone with his cats and books, goes shopping for a housekeeper, and instead buys a starved, filthy and badly abused wild Celt who would otherwise have been sent to the Coliseum." Little did we in our innocence then, beginning the first chapter so many years ago, realise the extremes of tears, joy and sexual suspense [darthhellokitty] would drive us to. And least you young ones (she says bitterly) don't have to wait for the next episode to land in your mailboxes. The characterisation is consistent and concise: this is Qui as the gentle, somewhat bewildered scholar; Obi-Wan as the courageous, if battered young pagan priest; and a delightful array of familiar faces sprinkled in the appropriate places. But [darthhellokitty] uses all the rest of the 200k to wrack our emotions. Reading Buying Trouble is to be wound around the writer's little finger, and played with like a yoyo; but the experience is irresistible."[2]
Roman gentleman, Qui-gon, is always picking up strays, but this stray -- a Celtic slave named Obi-wan -- ends up changing his life, in Buying Trouble by Layna Ayre Andersen.[3]
buying trouble, by layna ayre andersen. qui/obi(ancient rome au). nc-17. warnings: reference/flashback to non-con. quiaius, a kindly widower shopping for cat food, instead buys a beautiful and frightened celtic slave. oh, it's cute. the cuteness is, at times, painful. don't say i didn't warn you. [4]

Zine

After the online publication the story was later published in a 111-page zine with POV pieces from MaliWane, HiperBunny, Catnip, Destina, Emu, Fox, Gloriana, Pumpkin, Mrs. Hamill and Master Ruth as well as poetry by Gail Riordan.

From darthhellokitty's zine announcement:
It will include this story, AND -- I am SO PROUD to have this to announce -- BONUS TRACKS, by some of the very best writers in this fandom! These bonus tracks are stories surrounding the original story, written from the point of view of others involved, ranging from the goddess Diana to a migratory bird. I can hardly believe the beautiful work these writers have done, and I think you'll love it! I hope to have more to tell about this zine in a few weeks, as I gather everything together and get it ready for printing.
The zine has a color cover and eight illustrations by Alice, Barbana and Qor-Ynn, plus a full color inset by Fuumin.

Bonus Tracks

Fox describes how the bonus tracks came to be:
I was still quite new to fandom, and therefore very flattered to be asked, when [darthhellokitty] asked me to write a "bonus track" for the 'zine version of her epic Buying Trouble, which had been well in progress when I first arrived. I remember noticing points at which [[darthhellokitty] assumed, even almost required, that the reader be paying careful enough attention to the story to remember details from earlier installments -- which, when a thing is posted serially with who-knows-what frequency, is by no means guaranteed. But that kind of faith in one's readership is something I don't see as often as I'd like in fandom, and I've been pleased with [darthhellokitty] ever since for displaying it.
The "assignment" for the "bonus tracks" was to tell some part of the story of Quiaius and Eab from some other character's point of view -- in other words, it was right up my street. My POV character is (listen carefully, because this is the only place I know of where this is explicitly revealed) Diana, goddess of the moon, chastity, and hunting, and I had great fun working in random references to what I remembered of Roman and Greek mythology.[5]
  • Epithalamion in Sapphic Verses by Gail Riordan
  • Sima’s Letter by MaIiWane
  • Cornix’s Story by HiperBunny
  • The Seed Moon by Catnip
  • Keeping Watch by Destina Fortunato
  • Maelchwn's Tale by The Emu
  • The Sadness of the Moon by Fox
  • Macius and Quiaius: The Historical Evidence by Gloriana
  • A Bird's Eye View by pumpkin
  • A Soldier’s Tale by Terri Hamill
  • The Tree’s Tale by Ruth Gifford

Gallery

References

  1. The Slash Slut's Recs. Slash Slut's Miscellaneous Recs. (Accessed 07 January 2011)
  2. gloriana in tpm_flashback. Buying Trouble, 27 June 2004. (Accessed 26 September 2011)
  3. Sandy Herrold. Issues of Consent: Sandy’s mostly"Slash Without Consent" link page, via Wayback. (Accessed 09 May 2015)
  4. Cimorene. Recs: Star Wars, via Wayback. (Accessed 10 May 2015)
  5. Fox. The Sadness of the Moon - notes, July 2002. (Accessed 07 January 2011)