Which Inner Circle are YOU?

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Title:	Which Inner Circle are YOU?
Creator:	Fandom Bitches
Date(s):	May 2002 or before
Medium:	quiz
Fandom:	Harry Potter
External Links:	www.geocities.com/fandombitches/circlequiz/ (Wayback Machine capture)
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Which Inner Circle are YOU? was an online quiz created by the Fandom Bitches, an anonymous group of Harry Potter fans that turned out to include Cassandra Claire and members of her "Inner Circle".

Quiz Disclaimers

currently we have a total of two snarky quizzes and a shitload of lj icons for you all to enjoy. feel free to be righteously indignant - any offense was, of course, intended.

-- Fandom Bitches homepage

(Code stolen from Destiny, who stole it from the Which Moulin Rouge Song Are You quiz, from there it was stolen from someone else from someone else from someone else, and the Circle of Life Quizzes goes on. Lots of offense is meant by this quiz, as we think you all are a load of dickwads. Yes, I mean YOU.)

-- Quiz footnote

Excerpt

What's your relationship to the Harry Potter books?

• Canon fodder.
• We raid them for overly cutesy forum titles.
• If Harry doesn't end up with Ginny we will hate them with the burning passion of a thousand fiery orange suns.
• "Oh my God! And remember that part? With Snape in it? And he's all greasy? And he pulls back his sleeve? And he's got the Dark Mark? And it's like, wow! He's so COMPLICATED!"
• You mean Ron Weasley and the Philosopher's Stone, Ron Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets, Ron Weasley and the Prisoner of Azkaban and Ron Weasley and the Goblet of Fire? No? Well what books are you reading?
• Not enough Percy. Or incest. Or incest with Percy.
• We haven't read them. They're fucking KIDS' books.
• Ooooh, they're my FAVORITE books!

Quiz Results

Note that the following list may not be comprehensive.

	"You are the Fiction Alley Modz. Ever hard-working, forever maligned, you protest violently that there is no Inner Circle, whilst busily enslaving minions and alienating others on your way to Fandom domination. It never looks like an Inner Circle from the inside, but you're so well-hidden by your Outer Inner Circle, your Quasi-Outer Circle, and your Outer Circle Proper that you wouldn't be able to find our way back to fandom without a trail of rock cakes to lead you there."
	"You are the Snapeslashers. You keep yourselves to yourselves and other than the fact that you have somehow decided that pairing Harry and Snape makes the blindest bit of sense, you're actually not that bad. Out of respect for your hopeless mission, we will leave you alone."
	"You are Random Militant Slashers, the rogue writers of the fandom. No one knows who you are or what wayward anime fandom you came from, and no one knows exactly where you're going after this, but whilst you're here, you will slash as many characters as you can lay your hands on, without regard or recourse to propriety or canon detail. Go forth, brave soldier, and SLASH!!!!"
	"You are a perfectly normal, non fanfic-reading, politically unaffiliated random fan who just happened to stumble upon the Internet. You poor misguided soul. Get back to HP4GU where you came from and may horrifying vistas of overly complicated and pointless fandom internecine warfare never darken your screen again. And can we interest you in this fabulous Tom/Ginny NC-17 fic? No? Where are you going? Come back! We have candy!"
	"You are CENSORED - an Inner Circle of one. We can't possibly tell you who you are. No doubt, you will assume it is you, as everything in the fandom is about you, and you will have yourself a monumental sulk. Why must everyone be against you? Can't they see you are the only sane person in the fandom? Huh?"
	"You are a Sugar Quiller" (full description unknown)
	"You are the Veelas Inc." (full description unknown)