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Pig Tails & Other Swill
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Title: | Pig Tails & Other Swill (the cover has Bodie wearing a shirt that says "'88 Pig Tales") |
Publisher: | con zine for De-Udder Con using the name "Porcine Press" |
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Date(s): | September 1988 |
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Fandom: | Professionals |
Language: | English |
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Pig Tails & Other Swill is a slash 62-page Professionals zine.
The zine contains 3 black and white pictures of Lewis Collins taken at Scorpio, photos of fans at Scorpio, art by Karen Eaton, Pat Cash, and TACS.
It is a con zine for De-Udder-Con.
Sister Zines
- Rat Tales (1986)
- Cow Tales & Udder Atrocities (November 1986)
- Cocktales (November 1987)
- Pig Tails & Other Swill (September 1988)
Contents
- There Has to be a Morning After, fiction by Meg Lewtan (1)
- Scorpio 6 Photos -- Lewis Collins, by Laura Peck (9)
- How to Write Slash: A Desk Reference for the Millions by Susan Kray & Lois Welling (10)
- Library Classification System, a VERY brief explanation of the Dewey Decimal System and LC cataloging categories, plus some resource books, compiled by B. Dugan ("Library classification systems to find non-fiction books on various subjects useful in writing stories.") (13)
- The H.M.S.C.I.5. (Gilbert and Sullivan operetta) by Araminta Carrington (17)
- Three Pretenders (25)
- After Justice, fiction by Shark (gen) (26)
- Roses, poem by unknown author (33)
- Idle Thoughts, vignette by Anonymous (34)
- Welfare and Whereabouts, Part 2, vignette in memo form by Tolbran (35)
- untitled poem by Aki Watanabi (36)
- How Legends are Born, fiction by DW (37)
- more Scorpio photos (43)
- The Man Who Came to Con by Euphemia (Self-insert, RPF story about named Pros fans cooking and planning for D'Con, when there is a knock on the door... It's Lewis Collins!) ("All right, ladies, finish the story yourself. Just you and Lewis and 34 other women together in a house for the weekend. What happens? The only rule - no character assassination.") (44)
- Flitter Flits, poem by Charley (45)
- Fannish Flo Chart (46)
- Bound for Argo, song by Susan Kray (a riff on Banned from Argo) (Star Trek: TOS) (47)
- Arked, song by Susan Kray (Raiders of the Lost Ark) (48)
- Lightning Magic, song by Susan Kray (unknown fandom, talks about virgins and androids) (49)
- Ship Gas, song by Susan Kray (Star Trek: TOS) (50)
- Peggy Sue is Occupied, song by Susan Kray ("lyrics for the eighties in the tradition of capitalist realism") (bitter social commentary) (51)
- Paws Press, satire (52)
- A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing, fiction by Lezlie Shell (The story also contains a picture by TACS titled "Bodie the Good" of Bodie in suit and polo neck, hands clasped and a halo above him, glowing, whilst Doyle stares at him with a belligerent expression.) (53)
- Captions to photos of fans at cons and other places (61)
Sample Interior
Reactions and Reviews
[How to Write Slash: A Desk Reference for the Millions]: As I understand it, the term "hatstand" entered (Pros) because very early on a non-slash fan was shown some B/D stories, and she exclaimed, They're all bent as bloody hatstands!" The word became a technical term for a short B/D story, so that there is a very funny circuit piece called "How to Write a Classic Bad Hatstander for Bodie and Doyle," and Lois Welling's hysterical "How to Write Slash — A Desk Reference For the Millions" includes in its list of necessary components of a slash story.
- a. desire fraught with
- b. anxiety (based on misconceptions and lack of faith)
- c. attacks of conscience (usually misdirected, see (b) above)
- d. soul searching, 10 minutes to 200 years
- i. hatstand: 10 minutes
- ii. novella: 3 years
- iii. trilogy: 2 generations (of someone or something)[1]
References
- ^ from Strange Bedfellows (APA) #15 (November 1996))