We Didn’t Start the Drama
| Fan Song | |
|---|---|
| Song Title: | We Didn’t Start the Drama |
| Composer: | beaky-peartree, who went by homestar-n00b at the time |
| Lyrics: | |
| Melody: | Parody of "We Didn’t Start the Fire" by Billy Joel |
| Date: | ~ Nov-Dec 2008 (couldn't have been earlier) to Jan-June 2009 (couldn't have been after) |
| Fandom: | Total Drama |
| Album: | n/a |
| Other: | |
| External Links: | We Didn’t Start the Drama, Archived version on Tumblr |
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We Didn’t Start the Drama is a fan song for the Total Drama fandom.
WHEW. it’s about time i shared this song with the world. my parody of ‘we didn’t start the fire’, summing up the whole TDI season. i wrote this years ago, before tda even aired, and i just now recorded it. please forgive my shitty voice and the shitty quality.beaky-peartree's words about the song on 07 Feb 2014
Song
Chris McLean, explain the rules, greets the 22 fools
Cliff jump, chicken 3, homeschooled sexist has to leave
Big sleep, ear kiss, Eva's out and real pissed
Noah's done, didn't play, made us wonder if he's gay
Talent show, Justin's gone, Trent sang Gwen a love song
In the woods, pee your pants, Katie, Sadie missed their chance
Hail, mimes, Celine Dion, jello, chickens, Tyler's gone
Cody matchmakes for a bra, Izzy's running from the law*chorus* We didn't start the drama
it was always blaring since the show's been airing
We didn't start the drama
You can point the blame solely on Chris McLeanBeth won't do what Heather asks, Cody's in a body cast
Screaming Gopher's doing worse, Beth released on them a curse
Trent is poisoned real bad, Sadie's off and Katie's glad
Duncan Courtney finally kiss, Harold sees Heather's tits
Eat some stuff that's sick and wrong, Eva's back and then she's gone
Heather's kiss breaks some hearts, Gwen and Trent are torn apart
Bridgette gets sprayed by a skunk, Geoff evicted from his bunk
Bikes, Lindsay's outta luck, Cartoon Network edits suck*chorus*
Horror movies, making out, DJ's chicken, there's no doubt
Real killer on the loose, Gwen kicks his fat caboose
Heather gets shot in the rear, votes Izzy outta here
Duncan's dog ran away, Geoff's too nice, he cannot stay
Harold hides, Courtney pouts, Geoff and Bridgette making out
Right after the dock of shame, no one say LeShawna's name
Goodbye Mr. Coconut, both the girls kick Duncan's butt
Heather squirms, lost her hair, soon is booted outta there*chorus*
Gwen and Owen recollect memories of 8 weeks in heck
Heather locked inside the can, Gwen and Trent hook up again
Have to run a crazy race, Owen wins most every place
Boys chuck Chris into the bay, Gwen wins in Norway
They all think they have to leave, Chris has more tricks up his sleeve
All get a 2nd chance to stuff more money down their pants*chorus*
Million bucks, friendships made, Izzy changes her first name
Geoff and Bridgette share a face, shark swims up and eats the case
14 others still can play, other 8 that cannot stay
are Courtney, Cody, Noah, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Zeke and Katie
Who will last and who will break? How much more can these kids take?
Will Courtney win her lawsuit? Who's the first to get the boot?
Is Heather still the one we hate? Will Owen finally lose some weight?
Who will win? Is Noah gay? We'll find out in TDA!*chorus*