Robin's Rude Trek Stories

Personal Fanfiction Website
Website:	Robin's Rude Trek Stories
Author:	Robin Lawrie
Dates:
Fandom:	DS9, TNG, VOY, TOS
URL:	http://www.home.aone.net.au/what4/ (Wayback link); http://www.home.aone.net.au:80/what4/index.html (defunct);
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	Contents 1 The Next Generation; 2 Deep Space Nine; 3 Voyager; 4 TOS: The Original Series; 5 The Red Hot Girly Sex Page; 6 References;

Robin's Rude Trek Stories was a personal Star Trek fanfiction site. It had pages for DS9, TNG, Voyager, TOS and a separate page for all f/f fiction.

The site was listed at Ultimate Slash Links as a Star Trek slash site^[1].

Description from Anhedonia:

Robin Lawrie. Her P/K is rude, hilarious and often has a dark side. The J/7 is all dark, and mindblowing. Robin has a way of wrenching your heart when you least expect it.^[2]

Description from Spirit's Heavens:

Robin Lawrie's Fiction and Fractals - contains fanfiction from a variety of fandoms. Very tongue-in-cheek!^[3]

The Next Generation

A Quiet Word, P/Q, Nov 99, [R] What does Guinan think about P/Q? I mean, Guinan and Picard go "beyond friendship", so I think she'd have just a few 'issues' with the Captain shagging Q just two decks below the bar. And Guinan and Q are *such good friends*, NOT!

Pick Up, D/La, Oct 99, [NC17] Geordi practices his dating techniques with his best buddy. I guess it works.

Captain Picard, And The Twelve Tentacled Serpent of K'Lonath Lake, Picard, Riker, June 99, [PG] A very silly response to a very silly ASC challenge. A bit of fun.

Prior Consultation, P/C, April 99, [NC17], Violence Beverly makes a costly decision. The repercussions tear the Captain and Riker apart.

Of Mime and Marmots, D/La, Mar 99, [R] Geordi and Data practice charades. A challenge from jonk.

Slugfest, R/T, Mar 99, [NC17], Kinky Troi ties Will down and gives him a pleasant surprise.

Bald man Whom he loves, P/C, Jan 99, [NC17] I was mucking round with the AltaVista translation engine, babelfish. What you do, for much enjoyment and hilarity, is run a story through it to one language, then retranslate it back to English from that language. It is NOT an accurate translation. The discrepancies can be too, too funny. Here is a story I posted recently(Bald Man Lovin'), that I translated to Spanish and back again. The babelfish Spanish is a little rusty, and turns out the best bloopers. I have not edited it in any way.

Bald Man Lovin', P/C, Jan 99, [NC17] The Gratuitous Sex Scene omitted from a recent ASCEML thread.

Boy's Night Out, Multiple, Dec 98, [NC17] Hard to know where to put this story. It has K/S, P/Q/Sisko, J/7, and even some implied Tasha/Kira. But Picard and Q have the most sex so they win <g>. Some trek people go to a sleazy bar and watch other trek people get naked, and then there's some sex.

Men Of Trek: TNG Photoshoot, Multiple, May 98[PG] Tasha is put in charge of the new Starfleet recruitment photos. Or at least that what she thinks.

The Back Room, P/Q, Apr 98, [NC17], Picard and his minder enjoy some time in the backroom. S*q**l to Night Clubbing.

Night Clubbing, P/Q, Apr 98, [R] Mr Johnny and Q go clubbing and Miss Beverly gets a nasty surprise.

Kungeevoi, Multiple, Mar98, [NC17] Riker and Data’s science experiment goes right. Geordi comes to the rescue.

Q Card, P/Q, Feb98, [PG] A quick Valentines Day greeting from Q to Picard

The Guilty Party, R/P, Jan98, [NC17] Riker confesses to Beverly what really happened on Risa.

On The Ready Line,TNG/Aliens Xover, Y/V, Oct97, [NC17] Tasha and Vasquez play nicely. Riker gets to watch.

The Couch Potatoes, P/C, Oct97, [R] Holorole Story. Bev and the Captain slum it and watch a bit of telly.

Data's Dummy, T/?,May97, [PG] Data’s little pal runs amok.

Rubber Band, P/T, Sept96, [R] The crew are bored. Tasha helps them out.

NCC90210, R/f, Aug96, [NC17] My first treksmut ever. Yeah right. As if I’d let *this* out in public.

Deep Space Nine

That's Gotta Hurt, K/Ez, Mar 99, [NC17], BDSM Kira is stressed, but Ezri helps relieve a few tensions by playing hard.

In Restraint, O/K, Jan 99, [NC17], Bondage Odo finds a way to stop Kira distracting him that works just fine for both of them.

Sins of the Flesh, G/B, S/O, Nov 98, [NC17] Three monks stay at an Inn while the storm passes. In a spiritual journey, the needs of the flesh intrude.

DS9 Photoshoot: Sport, Multiple, Aug 98, [R] The Intendant and Dukat look at some "happy snaps" together.

It Serves, D/f, Int/f, July 98, [NC17] A nasty BDSM with the Intendant playing with her new toy.

Just Looking, O/K, May 98, [R] Kira and her lover *don’t* talk, but say a hell of a lot

The Virgin Princess Nerys, O/K, May 98, [PG] A fairy story full of longing, passion and enforced restraint

Tool Time With The Tailor, G/D, Feb 98, [NC17] Worf and Dax are having problems. Garak helps out.

Sirens Song, K/Quark, Jan-Feb 98, [R] Odo tries something new to catch Kira’s interest. When it backfires, Quark gets more than her bargained for.

The Story Of Love, G/B, Dec97, [R] Julian has a special visitor so he dresses up for the occassion.

A Ball in the Hand, S/Y, Nov97, [R] Sisko’s baseball means a lot more to him than he thinks.

No, O/K, Nov 97, [R] Will Kira get her man?

Footsie, O/K, Sept 97, [R] Odo and Kira play footsie in Quarks bar.

Details, O/K, Aug 97, [PG] and [R] depending on the ending. A bit of Odo angst.

The Turning World, Aug97, [R] David Lynch style DS9 short one.

Odo a'Gogo, O/K, July97, [PG] The new addition to Quarks bar causes quite a stir among the locals

Thin Skinned ,K/D,G/B, May97, [NC17] The major needs a break. But she changes more than her looks.

Tell Us About It, Odo, O/G, March97, [R] Dax and Kira gossip with Odo

It's the Real Thing, K/D, March97, [NC17] Kira and Dax have fun with Odo until they realise it *is* Odo.

Call Me, K, Feb97, [R] Major Kira shows hidden talents, but I kind of expected that.

99 Bottles of Beer, K/B, Dec96, [R] Alcohol abuse, swearing, toe sucking and naked engineers

A Blast From The Past, K/Yar, Sept96, [R] Kira meets Worf’s holographic version of Tasha Yar.

Voyager

lueless, J/7, Feb 00, [PG] Janeway has a bad day. Seven listens to her. Robin gets frustrated and wants to bang their heads together to make them see reason.

A Lover's Touch, J/7, Jan 00, [PG] How much does Seven miss being in the Collective? Some days more than others.

Bare Naked Bottoms, J/7, Oct 99, [R], Filk A filk about Janeway and Seven taken from the Barenaked Ladies song "One Week". My first filk. Be gentle with me

Spider Bite, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17], bdsm I don't often have Janeway on the receiving end. Sometimes even the toppiest of people want to try catching instead of pitching. So, here's a story about some consensual play of the hurty variety.

Penis? Irrelevant!, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17] What would happen if the Borg had assimilated some radical lesbian anti dildo feminists. Would Janeway be impressed? I think not!

Choose Again, J/Q, J/7, May 99, [NC17], Dark Fifteen years into Voyagers flight. Janeway is given another chance.

Embers Of Desire, C/P, Apr 99, [NC17], Rampant Love Prong Warning Two men, in love. But lust and desire are burning just beneath the ordinary lives of our loving couple.

Dream A Little Dream, J/7, Apr 99, [NC17] Janeway calls Seven over for coffee, and then they have sex. <g>

Casually Rough, Seven, Janeway, J/7, Nov 98, [R] Body contact going too far. A matter of crew morale. Is intervention necessary?

Xena Meets Seven, X/7, Nov 98, [PG] A bit of fun inspired by a recent ET interview.

Caregiver, J/7, Oct 98, [PG] The end of a long journey for Janeway and Seven.

Creatures of Habit, P/K, Sept 98, [R] Tom and Harry, and life on Voyager quite a few years on from now.

Slap Happy, P/K, Aug 98, [NC17] Harry has a cure for Tom's loose tongue.

Feet First, J/7, Aug 98, [NC17] Janeway convinces Seven that sometimes it's better to go the long way round.

Asking Nicely:Redneck Version, J/7, July 98, [R] This is what happens when you run a simple little treksmut through the Dialectiser.

A Fine Line, J/7, July 98, [NC17] BDSM Janeway and Seven test their limits to the extreme.

One Man’s Meat, Neelix, P/K, July 98, [R] Harry helps out a friend, and throws a party.

These Foolish Things, Kes, June 98, [R], Ruth’s story challenge. a Starship (or Station) captain, one of their officers, a tricorder, masturbation, 1000 word or less

Fanatic, P/K, June 98, [NC17] Mr Kim has an unhealthy obsession with Mr Paris. His magic has surprising consequences. Tuvok helps out.

Men of Trek: Voyager Photoshoot, J/7, Multiple, May 98, [R] Janeway explains the allure of naughty pictures to her friend Seven and arranges a slide night.

Tagged, Multiple, May 98, [NC17] Continuation of Q-mulous by Cam Burnell. Voyager’s crew find Q’s unique mark popping up all over the place.

For What It's Worth, J/7, May 98, [R] The Captain writes a last letter to Seven. Janeway didn’t count on dying so soon, but she’s glad she did.

Long Distance Conversation:Janeway, May 98, [PG] A bit of fun. I ring up Janeway for a chat.

Fair Game, J/7, Apr 98, [R] An armed and dangerous Janeway playing games with Seven.

Clean Canvas, P/K, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17] Harry paints Tom. Janeway commissions him to paint Seven while she watches. Kind of a dark story.

Hand To Hand, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17] Janeway watches Seven and Torres fight. Then Janeway and Seven go to bed. Simple, but the end has a bite to it.

Asking Nicely, J/7, Mar 98, [NC17] Janeway teaches Seven the difference between “needs” and “wants”.

Rampant Love Prongs, P/K/J/T, Q, Mar 98, [NC17] Q chucks a hissey fit and takes it out on the crew. Janeway has some explaining to do.

Meltdown, T/?, Jan 98, [NC17] Torres finds something nasty in the woodpile, er, warp core.

Polly, P/K, Dec97 , posted Jan98, [PG] Harry finds something nasty in the wardrobe.

Liplock, C/P, Dec97, [R] Chakotay recruits a companion. Sequel to Persona.

Persona, C, Dec97, [R] Chakotay is hiding something in his closet that he uses to help unwind.

Being Bad, P/K, Dec97, posted Jan98, [NC17] BDSM. Tom gives Harry a happy but painful birthday.

Strangeness in the Night, C, VOY/RL, Nov97, [PG] Revenge Challenge Story. Chakotay pays me a visit.

Gone Too Far, P/C, Sept97, [R] Paris plays one trick too many and Chakotay sorts him out.

Doorway, Q/J, Sept97, [PG] Sequel to Keyhole. Janeway returns to Earth

For The Best, P/K, Holodoc, Sept97, [NC17] The Holodoc’s science project gets out of hand. Tom and the Captain make the punishment fit the crime.

Keyhole, J/Q, Aug97, [PG] Q gives Janeway an unwelcome present, but he’s only trying to help.

Elbow Room, J/Q/Tu/Q, July97, [PG] What really happened when Janeway, Tuvok and the two Q’s were stuck in the comet.

Farmer's Apprentice, P/K, July97, [PG] Voyager has a roll in the hay. Tom and Harry find a solution that pleases everyone, even Tuvok. Then disaster strikes.

Detached, P/K/N, June97, [R] A Talaxian secret is out, and Paris makes merry with it.

Leaping Lizards, P/J, June97, [PG] It’s a day in the life of Mr and Mrs Super Evolved Lizard, aka Paris and Janeway.

Failure to Communicate, P/K, May97, [PG] Janeway’s coffee deprivation leads to a careless error.

Hole in One, P/K, Feb97, [PG] Paris flys undone and has a nasty accident. Is this mean the end of a promising career?

Party Boy,(Voy/DS9), C/G, Feb97, [R] Janeway is a sneaky bitch, but it’s all in a good cause.

Sprung!, J/T, Jan97, [PG] Tom is up to his old tricks again, with the Captain’s permission. Torres is stressed. Janeway helps her out.

Peeping Tom, P/K, Jan97, [R] Tom likes to watch... usually

Peeping Tom-Janeway Version, J/K, Jan97, [R] Janeway takes advantage of Harry while Tom watches.

Java Jive, J, Nov96, [PG] Nudity, addiction and a dash of cross dressing.

Love Potion No.9, P, Dec96, [PG] The crew lose something but don’t realise it’s gone, and it’s driving Tom Paris crazy.

Shafted, P/K/T/K, Sept96, [NC17] My first Voyager treksmut. Obviously written before I’d read too much slash.

TOS: The Original Series

Wet As A Very Wet Thing, Kirk, May 99, [NC17] Challenge Story: This story was written in response to a challenge on alt.startrek.creative (write it online, no betas, include your favourite pair, involve swimming).

Pon Farr Night at the Vulcan Night Club, K/S, Mar 99, [R] Just a little something I whipped up after hearing this line on Voyager, of all places. Started as a "normal" post to ASCEM but I got carried away.

Doing The Business, K/S, (written)Sept 97, [NC17], BDSM WARNING: Hot and heavy, ropes, whips, etc. Very much *non consensual*. Don't even think of reading this if you are at all squeamish about floggings and violence done to helpless naked captains. I posted it originally under a pseudonym.

No Relief, TOS/AU, S/McC, Jan 99 [NC17], BDSM Sequel to Mary Ellen's "Elephants, Apes, and Peacocks" sequel to "Boy's Night Out". It's nasty, with a nasty Spock and a desperate doctor. Spock is mean, calculating and very dark. Be warned. Barbie:The Pink Frontier, TOS/Pink Xover.

Barbie/Ken, Ken/Spock, Barbie/Kirk, [PG] Inspired by Rude Person, raku, and John Ordover. Barbie finds out about Ken's little trip in a shuttlecraft.

Word of Mouth, K/S, Aug 98, [R] Simple K/S, but as a “told tale”.

Gossip, K/S, July 98, [R] McCoy and Scotty share a drink and a confidence.

TOS Photoshoot:The Loft, K/S, July 98, [NC17] The TOS version of the Photoshoot series. Black and White magazine do a shoot on the most popular Captain in Starfleet.

The Red Hot Girly Sex Page

Ok, I think I've got you people sussed now. It's the chick stuff, isn't it? You wanna read all about two(or more) warm and smooth, tight and wet women going the nasty. Well strangely enough, so do I! So to save you time and effort wading through all the m/m slash and the occassional het story when all you really want is the latest bit of girly groping, I've stuck all my stories with any f/f action all together on one page.
"Oh, how considerate of you Robin! We're really grateful you've done this for us." Yeah, right.
If you ARE at all happy with this idea or with any of the stories on my site, why not write and TELL me. I won't bite, honest (unless you ask very politely <g>). In fact, knowing people actually read this stuff makes me write MORE.
Robin robinl@[...]
last updated October 1999

Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses, J/7, BDSM, [NC17] Written by atara stein, and so bloody good. Yes, it's hurty, but I love it <g>.