Problematic Love Song
- Not to be confused with Ode to AO3.
| Filksong | |
|---|---|
| Song Title: | Problematic Love Song (written version) Ode to AO3 (sung version) |
| Composer: | |
| Lyrics: | ripeteeth, fox-bright, giraffeter, imminentinertia, westiec |
| Melody: | "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music |
| Date: | July–August 2024 |
| Subject: | Fanfiction, fannish creation, "problematic" tropes and AO3 |
| Other: | |
| External Links: | https://ripeteeth.tumblr.com/post/759987320138153984/holy-shit-i-am-screaming-this-is-incredible-you (Archived link) |
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The Problematic Love Song is a set of filk/song parody lyrics praising "problematic" tropes, riffing on "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. The first verse was originally posted to Tumblr by ripeteeth. Other users to the site then added to it in the notes and reblogs.
The original first verse by ripeteeth was posted on July 18 2024. Later that day, ripeteeth posted a revised version in a self-reblog, based on a suggestion by fox-bright in the post replies.
In reblogs of the post, a second verse was added by giraffeter on July 18, a third by imminentinertia on Aug 26, and a fourth by westiec on Aug 26.
The Initial Lyrics
bloodstains on blorbos and bruises on bottoms,
twenty-year age gap and tentacle cock come,
sobbing meowmeows all tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.
i’m writing a love song for problematic tropes
ripeteeth
Revised version:
@fox-bright suggested a very correct fix
bloodstains on blorbos and bruises on bottoms,
twenty-year age gap and tentacle cock come,
blubbering meowmeows all tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.
ripeteeth
Additions
bright shiny handcuffs and alpha dicks knotting
dubcon and noncon and hate sex and frotting
men who’ve been slapped in the mouth ‘til it stings
these are a few of my favorite things
giraffeter
gagging and sobbing and coughing up flowers
fuck or die magic and lube-lacking showers
blorbos with stitches and crutches and slings
these are a few of my favorite things
imminentinertia
when the girls fight!
when there's piss kink!
when they fuck their dad!
our archive is full of my favorite things, and that makes me feel so glad!
westiec
Sung Version
A sung version titled "Ode to AO3" was posted in a reblog by titles-and-pretense on Aug 27.