This article is about the practice of explaining away canonical errors (spackle, fix-it...)
For the term describing online arguments and/or bad behavior, see wank.
For the Journalfen community that mocks wank, see Fandom Wank.
|See also:||Fix-it, Retcon, Watsonian vs. Doylist, Missing Scene|
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Fanwank, originating in comics fandom letters-page practice, is a verb that refers to fannish justification of continuity or other errors.
When used as a noun, it refers to the explanation itself. Other terms for this are spackle.
Often over-elaborate and implausible, fanwanks are generally not meant to be taken too seriously, but serve merely to humorously paper over a credibility gap in the canon. However, fanwanking is occasionally done with serious intent to transform a canon with continuity problems into a self-consistent narrative. It can also be done in the medium of fanfic rather than meta, so some missing scenes function as fanwank.
Working out elaborate explanations for inconsistencies in canon is a common pan-fandom pastime for many fans. For example, in Sherlock Holmes canon, Watson indicates in one story that his war wound was a bullet in the leg, but in another story, he was shot in the shoulder. The usual fanwank is that he could have been shot while bending over, thus allowing the bullet to pass through his upper leg, then his shoulder.
The tendency of fans to come up with (sometimes incredibly outlandish) explanations for inconsistencies, rather than just admit that it was a continuity error, has been oft-parodied, e.g., in The Simpsons ("Whenever you see something strange with continuity, a wizard did it.") or Mystery Science Theater 3000 ("If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts / Just repeat to yourself, it's just a show, I should really just relax.").
Marvel comics creator Stan Lee initiated the practice of awarding 'No-prizes' (that is, no prize) to letters-page writers who identified an error and then explained why, of course, it wasn't an error at all. Although fanwanking was first named as such in comics fandom, the usage has spread widely to non-comics discussions.
Examples of Use
Firstly, slashometer readings off the scale here [in this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise]. Not because they're good-looking or I *wish* to slash the Vulcan boyz, but because they have no women on their ship. (Kov expresses startlement that so many of the ENT crew are women, implying this is not his experience. He also confirms the seven-year pon farr cycle, but says his friends are trying to speed it up-- presumably, since I think the ages of Tuvok's children shot down the "only every seven years" thing, it's because hippie Vulcans *like* pon farr. And, the captain says they've been out there for 8 years. So, who do B&B  think we're supposed to think they were pon farring *with?*)
- Wow, excellent spackling job. Myself, I've been sticking my fingers in my ears and humming, "it's all in an alternate universe, it's all in an alternate universe," over and over.... You know what I think? I think Braga never thought out the consequences of what he wrote. Logical thinking is definately NOT his strong point. It's funny, I've been trying to figure out how slashy stuff ended up in TOS, and here it is in ENT due to *rank ineptitude*. Check it!