Beth's Slash Emporium

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Personal Fanfiction Website
Website: Beth's Slash Emporium
Author: Beth
Dates: 01 September 2000 or before - ?
Fandom: X-Files, Homicide
URL: (Wayback link)
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Beth's Slash Emporium was a personal slash fanfiction site.

If you couldn't tell from the title, this is a page with slash fan fiction. That means m/m interaction with varying degrees of explicitness. If you don't like that, or are underage in your neck of the woods, now is the time to hit the back button on your browser. Everybody clear on that? OK, don't complain to me later that I didn't warn you.


Classic Mulder/Krycek Pose

Kisses Series

  • Dual Meditations on a Kiss - A little what-if? piece, inspired by The Red and the Black. A missing scene.
  • One Kiss, Two Kiss, Red Kiss, Black Kiss - Mulder is still haunted by the memory of two kisses and decides to settle things once and for all.
  • Early Morning Interlude - Alex Krycek's thoughts the morning after.

Vignette Series

  • Three moments of intersection.
  • A Stranger's Kiss
  • Boom, Boom, Boom
  • One for the Road


Panic Series

  • Panic - What happens when you realize exactly how much your life has changed?
  • Doubt - Companion piece to Panic. Lewis' POV.

Vampire Series

  • Finding His Way - Post-Fallen Heroes, Mike Kellerman attempts to drown his sorrows and meets a stranger who will change his life forever.
  • Predator and Prey - A college student and a drug dealer, both dead, drained of blood. Is there a connection, or is it just a coincidence?

Vignette Series

  • Three moments of intersection
  • A Stranger's Kiss
  • Boom, Boom, Boom
  • One for the Road

Alternate Reality Series

Collaborations with L.B.
  • Just Skip to the Honeymoon - A drunken indiscretion leads to a wedding. Or does it? Our version of the Season 4 episode, "The Wedding".
  • In All Good Conscience - What if season 5, complete with Luther Mahoney and the arson jury, occurred in the AU of Just Skip to the Honeymoon? Read on to find out.
  • Thanksgiving Dinner - Thanksgiving dinner at the Kellerman household.
  • Partners, Strangers, and Enemies - The death of a former colleague causes old enemies to resurface. Our version of the two-part ending of Season 5.
  • Sun, Sand, and String Bikinis...Or Not - A much needed vacation is interrupted by the reappearance of Mike's brothers.
  • True Romance - The end of the Alternate Reality Series. Police work, fights, angst, stake-outs, and making up.

Humorous Fiction


Evolfic is like Badfic, except it's Homicide instead of X-Files. (That is, stories written deliberately badly, skewering the cliches of the genre. See the links page for more.)

  • Secret Admirer - A silly, sappy romance for our favorite sargeant, Kay Howard. Or someone pretending to be Kay. Rated S for sicky sweetness and PG for content.
  • Vampires Invade Baltimore - An article for the Weekly Homicde World News Enquirer Challenge on Autofocus.

Regina Stories

  • Matchmaking, No Extra Charge - A response to the MarySue Drinking Game Challenge on Autofocus. Comes complete with an original character and a raft of obscure references to other fictional universes.

A Stork

  • Stand-In for the Stork - Not a direct sequel to Matchmaking, but featuring the same character. For the Stork challenge on autofocus, where-in you have to explain how Mulder and Bayliss became the proud parents of a baby girl.

Other Stuff

  • The Adventures of Kellerman and Stivers in Which They Rescue Lewis, Killing The Foul Fiend Luther and Bringing Harmony to All the Land - Written late one night on IRC. Just read it, it's funny! Rated PG