The Fic Closet
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| Name: | The Fic Closet |
| Owner/Maintainer: | Diebin |
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| Fandom: | Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, X-Men, Gladiator |
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The Fic Closet was a website with Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, X-Men and Gladiator fanfiction.
The site was hosted by GeoCities and it was the member of the X-Men Movie Webring, SPQR, the Gladiator Slash Webring, the Gladiator movie webring, XANATOS and The Phantom Menace Fanfiction Webring.
All authors hosted at the Fic Closet have graciously given permission for the webmistress to archive their stories. Please do not archive any stories from this site without the express permission of one of the authors.
Star Wars
Star Wars authors hosted in the Fic Closet:
Diebin
Diebin G - NC-17 44 stories currently available
First Apprentice
Stories based around the character of Siona Ja'larkin, Qui-Gon's 'First Apprentice'. Range from when Siona was a baby to after she becomes a Knight, but all stand alone. Yes, they stray a little towards the Mary-Sueish side of things, but hey. What can you do, you know?
The Importance of Having Candy: [PG] {HUMOR} S:3//QG:17; A short story about Padawan Qui-Gon taking care of the children. Bonus: learn why kids love Yoda!
Nightmares and Daydreams: [PG] {PWP} S:13//QG:27; Another short little blurb, dealing with the bond development between Siona and Qui-Gon.
First Mission: [PG-13] {Humor/Adventure} S:15//QG:29; |In Progress!| Qui-Gon and Siona head out on their first official mission together, going to Naboo to help he newly elected King hold his throne against rebels.
Protective Instincts: [PG-13] {Humor} S:16//QG:30; Siona decides that it's time for her education in certain areas to progress. Qui-Gon disagrees. Mace and Rees laugh at him.
Eighteen and Loving It: [PG-13] {HUMOR} S:18//QG:32; Siona turns 18, and Qui-Gon is forced to come to terms with the fact that the little girl is growing up. Lots of drunken carousing and dancing!
Alchemy of Shadows: [R] {DRAMA} S:22/QG:36; (Co-Authored by Amber O'Connell Murray) A tragic event leads to Qui-Gon and Siona evaluating their relationship. A little dark at times.
Baby-Wan Kenobi: [PG] {HUMOR} S:22//QG:36; Siona and Shawn take after Qui-Gon and Mace in another way. (Read "Importance of Having Candy" to understand how.) Siona almost has a revelation about her feelings about babies--thanks to Baby-Wan Kenobi. (She doesn't, though--also thanks to Baby-Wan Kenobi.)
ABH
ABH (Anywhere But Here) is a particular style of story, generally second person, where the author simply puts 'you' exactly where you want to be. Since where a lot of us want to be tends to be a place not suitable for children, the ratings on these tend to be rather strong. Don't read if you can't deal with it. (Yes, this is your only warning. Well, other than the string of 'NC-17' ratings you're about to encounter.)
A Little Closer: [R] The General and Nine Inch Nails. Nuff said.
Another Bed Bites the Dust: [NC-17] Qui-Gon Jinn helps you break a bed. Inspired by someone who shall remain nameless--but let her know that she is thanked resoundingly for the 'JedibrokethebedPlotBunny'.
Answer to Fear: [NC-17] Lost without hope, a Jedi charges into your life to save you in your moment of peril, and boink you silly. Happy Birthday Emmy!
Anywhere Goes: [NC-17] Backstory: Double Dare. Smut. Pointless, uninspired smut. Crazy funky Obi too.
As Good as his Word: [NC-17] Response to a challenge by Emmy to make good on . . . The General's Bid.
Assasins Always Get Paid: [NC-17] This baby (34 pages in Microsoft Word) started off sweet and flufft and turned into a monster. You're an assassin and Obi is an old friend who shows up seeking santuary--and hauling a not very approving Master behind him. A little darkness, references to child slavery, and some violence. And sex. Lots of sex.
Breakdown: [NC-17] You find a lonely Paddlewan broken down by the side of the street late at night. You try to jump is car--he decides to jump you in thanks. **Thanks to the OutofgasPlotBunny**
Double Dare: [NC-17] It started off as a stupid dare--but picking up a Jedi isn't always as easy as it seems . . . or as hard.
Forced Idleness: [NC-17] Post TPM, The Mistake has been fixed. (A definate CoD story.) General Kenobi shows his gratitude to the head Healer of his ship, and gives her a little TLC.
The Jedi and the Bargirl: [NC-17] Another challenge by Emmy--she wanted the General. I always provide Emmy with what she needs. If possible, less plot than the last one.
Knight in Slightly Dented Armor: [NC-17] Sequel to Forced Idleness. (AKA: Pointless excuse for smut. Again. It's Emmy's fault.)
Need: [NC-17] In the words of Darry: It's a GOOD thing. Possessive, Good Good Lovin' Obi.
Seduction of the Mind: A long drawn out story about the General meeting his match. Mucho fun.
Soulhungry: [NC-17] Emmy needed plotless smut. I promised her that clothing would be flying within five paragraphs. I didn't quite make it--but it's as close as I've ever gotten.
Take Me: [NC-17] Someone posted a picture that screamed for a fic. I obliged--SLINKING!PANTHER!GENERAL!Kenobi presiding.
Talk Dirty: [NC-17] A response to a challenge to write a story where a Jedi has safe sex. Staring the General.
The Scientific Method: Taste Tests: [NC-17] Inspired by talk on the Jedihunks list about Better than Sex Cake--and the taste of Better than Sex Cake when eaten off of a Jedi, and the further musings on what other things taste like eaten off of Jedi. Lots of paddlewan licking.
The Pit: [PG-13] Short, fluffy, and totally without plot or smut. Just a little story to pass time. You're a college student up late doing translations. Someone decides to come and help you.
Short Stories
Every once in a while I get an idea in my head which turns out to be a short character piece. These are generally rather angst-ridden, but for the most part are short stories from a character's point of view.
Heartbeats: [PG-13] Anakin and Amidala's wedding night. The first Ami/Ani story I've written with no angst whatsoever! It's actually happy, and entirely thanks to Aloysius.
Unheard Voices: [PG] A short character piece, inspired by a song by Mercedes Lackey. Alternates points of view between Amidala and Anakin. Set a little while after Anakin first turns to the Dark Side.
Forever: [PG-13] Kind of a companion piece to "Unheard Voices". My version of Padme's death, and the reasons she died. Very angsty--came to me in the middle of the night and I climbed out of bed to write it in 25 minutes.
Looking Back: [G] Shmi Skywalker looks back on her decision to let Anakin go, and prays for a better future to make it worthwhile.
Jedi Lament: [PG] Obi-Wan comes to term with his loss by talking about it, finding an unexpected friend and understanding ear in Rabe, one of Queen Amidala's young handmaidens. Also inspired by a song by Mercedes Lackey.
Leaving Hope: I was feeling angsty. A story about fear and hurt and pain . . . and hope.
Fivefold
My Canonish series, revolving around my thoughts and ideas for Episodes 2 and 3. Angsty and cruel. I kill characters. I get nasty. Sorry.
Seeds of Rebellion: [PG-13] The Ruler
Seeds of Destruction: [PG-13] The Warrior
Fivefold: First Conflict [PG-13] First Conflict
Slash
I took a short trip to the slash side, and everyone once in a while I still wander back there. Only one finished story, the other has been in progress so long I'm sure it must be getting moldy. But it's there, nonetheless. I can't really write slash, but I enjoy it now and then.
The Special Knight: [G] Cute little fluff with a toddler Obi-Wan teaching Qui-Gon the finer points of chess.
Rewards of the Force: [R] The only attempt I've ever made at slashy monkey love. Not too impressive, but hey, I tried. Give me credit at least.
[WIP] The Other Master [NC-17] A bunny that's been gnawing on me for ages. What really happened at the end of TPM, and how do you explain why Qui-Gon just didn't seem like Qui-Gon?
Xanatos
After taking a trip to the slash side, I took a trip to the Dark Side where I fell for a fallen apprentice named Xanatos. After joining the Xanatos Estrogen Brigade I started trying to work on a series of stories.
The True Path: [PG-13] Xanatos watches Obi-Wan.
Silent Obsession: [PG-13] Xanatos isn't the only one doing the watching.
Works In Progress
Some of these are being written as we speak. Some might not ever be finished. If you have one you REALLY want to see finished, harass me. (Yes, Caeryn. I'll finish Between Generals someday.)
Baser Instincts: [R] {DRAMA/ACTION} Obi-Wan is sent on an unusual mission, with an unusual partner. Featuring SLAVEBOY!Obi. :)
Untitled: [PG-13] {HUMOR} Obi-Wan wants to get some. For the first time in his life . . . someone isn't putting out. Supposedly humor. I dunno . . . I lost it. :)
Between Generals: [NC-17] {ABH} You're a General, he's a General . . . and you both made a mistake that is making communication just a tad difficult.
The Gift of Vision: [PG-13] {DRAMA} A necessary decision leaves the General's life in danger, as well as one of the Temple's most guarded members.
Mutiny: [PG-13] {DRAMA} Mutiny in space, poor poor General, what's he gonna do?
Emmy
Emmy PG - NC-17 35 stories currently available
Confessions
Confessions of a Tired Padawan: [NC-17] 200 pages long, this novelette is the jewel in any smut collectors crown. Read it over and over again. Download it for continued reading pleasure. Just do it.
Valentines Confessions: [NC-17] Return to the beloved world of Confessions for Valentines day, with chocolate. Yummmmmmy.
Solitary Confessions: [NC-17] Let's angst out with everyone's favorite Obi. Confessions!Obi.
Comforting Confessions: [PG-13] After a long, hard week, Confessions!Obi makes it all better. Like he ever wouldn't.
Kenobi
All Hail Mary Sue: [NC-17] Every woman needs a hero once in a while. Kenobi makes a good one.
Angel: [PG] Emmy likes the City of Angels soundtrack.
Anonymous: [NC-17] There's nothing more fun that a little bit of Jedi Tempting. Make him lose that control.
A Birthday Less Ordinary: [PG] Jael had a birthday, and Emmy provided the Obi. Sweet, cuddly Obi.
Break Time: [NC-17] All hail Darry, the fastest Archivist in the East. Let's give her a little TLC.
Chemistry Lesson: [NC-17] Simple Chemistry. You plus Obi equals . . .
Closet Monster: [NC-17] Greg Bear says that Obi has trouble in small spaces. Emmy proves him wrong.
De-Briefing: [NC-17] General Kenobi. He struts, he growls, he reads your mind . . . and acts on it.
Desperate Measures: [NC-17] Diebin requested a little GROWLING!DARKSIDE!Obi for her birthday. Ain't Emmy grand?
Formulaic Perversion: [NC-17] The General meets someone he can't just walk away from.
General Cure: [NC-17] The General falls sick, and as a Healer, you are his only hope . . .
General Respite: [NC-17] Everybody needs some comfort sometimes. This man knows how to provide.
Grey Side: [NC-17] Look out baby, because Xanatos is in town. How'd you like to be pressed between those two sweaty men?
[WIP] Hiding Places: [PG-13] Cruising the Temple for entertainment, you find exactly what you are looking for. In the most round about way possible.
The Hunted: [NC-17] A lost Jedi gets found . . . and not exactly in the way she was hoping.
Masquerade: [PG] A little Halloween party.
[WIP]Parallels: [PG-13] It's time to suspend disbelief and strap yourselves in, cuz the General is coming to town.
Peculiar Melancholy Savage: [NC-17] Obi-Wan Kenobi meets PMS. Who will triumph?
Reprimand: [NC-17] When the General is your CO, punishment is grand.
Sabre Practice: [NC-17] Get down, get down . . . get down, get down . . .
[WIP] Shades of Scarlet: [NC-17] Padawan Kenobi. Though he be inexperienced, he still can make your brains melt.
The Conference: [NC-17] If only you had a Jedi to make classtime and worktime this much fun . . .
Vocab Test: [NC-17] Diebin wanted Smut. The Smut Queen provided.
Voyeur: [NC-17] Who said that spying never led to anything good.
Watch Your Back: [NC-17] Look out baby, cuz here he comes. Prowling Padawan Kenobi, dressed all in black.
What's a Girl to Do: [NC-17] A companion piece to another fiction. Obi-Wan gets jiggy wit' it.
Other Stories
A Day in the Life: Babysitting: [PG] Baby-Wan Kenobi gives Qui-Gon Jinn a run for his money.
Candid Camera: [NC-17] Emmy caves to peer preasure and writes a sammich . . .
Close Quarters: [NC-17] You're stuck on a ship with a pair of Jedi for roommates. Let's get jiggy!
Jedi Sundae: [R] Which flavor do you prefer?
BJ Stahl
BJ Stahl PG - NC-17 12 stories currently available
Walking Home: [PG] {ABH} Walking home from work you get an entertaining surprise.
3 AM: [NC-17] {ABH} Sort of a sequel to 'Walking Home'. Otherwise, it's yummy sex.
Movie Binge: [NC-17] {ABH} You, some friends, a stack of scarey movies, a challenge, and the Paddlewan.
House-sitting: [NC-17] {ABH} While spending a quality weekend alone in your aunt's house, a visitor arrives to make things a little more interesting.
Snapshots of a Long Weekend: [NC-17] {ABH} A sequel to 'Housesitting' . . . I personally think BJ is teasing us all by writing this . . . after you've read it you'll see why I think each 'snapshot' should be an entire story. *pout*
Doing the Wash: [PG-13] {ABH} Obi-Wan walks into a laundromat . . . well, actually he dives in, thousands of glitter covered girls in pursuit. Hilarious! READ!
Dance with Me: [NC-17] {ABH} You're an exotic dancer who gets to play Tease The Jedi.
Hitchin' a Ride: [NC-17] {ABH} Two lonely Jedi need some help fixing their engine, and give you a ride to Coruscant after you fix it. ATTN: Minor slash alert! If you're easily squicked, run away! RUN!
Shore Leave: [NC-17] {ABH} We finally dragged BJ onto the General bandwagon. How pretty the results are.
Ol' Janx Spirit: [NC-17] {PWP} Douglas Adams goes horribly right.
Peekabo: [NC-17] {ABH} Happy Valentines Day, Obi.
Traffic Jam: [NC-17] {ABH} What do you do when there's a General in your apartment . . . and you're stuck in traffic?
Julia
Julia G - NC-17 5 stories currently available
General Claim: [NC-17] The General let you go the first time, but this time there is no escape. (As if you want to.)
Inducement to Sin: [NC-17] Written in honor of NekkidBoy Day. Nice, sweet, Padawan.
[WIP] Island Girl: [NC-17] In my Not So Humble Opinion, this is the most beautiful (and teasing) story written lately. Stranded on an island by yourself, your life changes overnight when a certain Padawan lands on your island with you. READ NOW.
Strut: [PG-13] Wanna see the Padawan tease and shake his booty? I thought you did.
Second Star to the Right: [G] An adorable General Kenobi makes everything better. He always does.
Dande & Caeryn
Dande NC-17 2 stories currently available
Caeryn PG - NC-17 Coming Soon
Gladiator
by Diebin
Rediscovering Humanity: [R] **Maximus/OFC** Somebody survived the destruction at the Spanish Farm . . . but the path to humanity isn't as easy as it seems.
by Emmy
Unschackled: [NC-17] **Maximus/OFC** A wealthy widow purchases Maximus for the evening, though for what purpose, nobody knows.
by Shana
Eternum Vale: [NC-17] **Maximus/OFC** An alternative ending, and a new beginning.
by Jael
Her Blue Dress: [R] **Maximus/Lucilla** One fateful night, long before the events in the movie, a pair of lovers say goodbye.
by Laure
In the End [NC-17] **SLASH Maximus/Cicero SLASH** After a battle, comfort is given and recieved.
Camp Follower: [NC-17] **Maximus/OFC** Where the General can become a man, and a whore can become a woman.
by Darry
Beggar: [R] **Cicero/OFC** someone in Rome still remembers him . . .
X-Men
Beth
Touch Me Fall: [PG-13] Rogue sits in the night and thinks of someone she cares for deeply.
First Sight: View 1: [PG] POV: Jean - Before the movie, two outcasts are thrown together.
First Sight: View 2: [PG] POV: Scott - Opening eyes for the first time in too long.
First Sight: View 3: [PG] POV: Xavier - Charles watches two people come together.
Caeryn
[WIP] Perspectives: [PG-13] A new character finds hope with people who may understand her.
Diebin
The Compass Points Series
East and a Little South: [PG-13] A Logan point of view piece, taking place one year after the movie.
Northwest Winds: [PG-13] A Rogue point of view place, the companion piece to 'East and a Little South'.
The Wrong Direction: [PG-13] Logan POV. The pull from home is getting too strong to ignore.
Up to Memory: [PG-13] Rogue POV. Parts of her are missing, and she isn't sure what to do.
[WIP] Without Control: [PG-13] Some gifts are so erratic they don't seem to be much use at all.
Misty
Almost a Woman: [PG-13] On her 22nd birthday, Rogue waits for an old friend.
Nix
On Second Thought: [PG] Scott watches a sleeping Logan and wonders if he was unfair.
Outside Looking In: [PG] POV Logan - Logan looks a little closer at what it might be like to be Scott.
Rediscoveries: [PG] Before the movie, a young Scott celebrates the joy of sight.
Shana
The Bet: [PG-13] Scott and Logan make an interesting bet, but Jean comes out the winner.
Links
X-Men
X-Men: The Movie Fan Fiction Central: Several fabulous pieces with many more to come!
X-Men: The Movieverse: A well organized page with lots of great stories, all organized by character.
Logan and Rogue: A site dedicated to fic based on this movie pairing.
Senator Kelly's Homepage: Just go there. You'll laugh until you cry.
Star Wars
General Fanfic
Queen Amidala Fan Fiction: Fiction based around Amidala or the relationship between Amidala and Anakin.
Mira Solo's Star Wars Fan Fiction: A good mix of fiction. Some adult, but it's clearly seperated with nice, big warnings.
Aloysius's Fanfic Archive: Aloysius and I go WAAAAAY back. She writes great stuff. If she'd just finish a certain story *coughcough* I'd be mighty happy.
Republic of Naboo: Fiction based around the planet of Naboo, the queen, and the handmaidens.
Fanfiction.Net: All kinds of fanfic, for all kinds of fandoms. Lots of good SW stuff.
Place of Our Legacy: Upkept by the wonderful Sarah Gower, this page has lots of fabulous stories, both for Stargate and Star Wars.
Adult
GeneralsGrrls Fic Archive: Fiction centered around General Obi-Wan Kenobi, with an occasional spattering of Padawan. Yummmy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi Estrogen Brigade Fic Archive: Archived fiction from the Obi-Wan Kenobi Estrogen Brigade. May I repeat . . yummmy.
YOWza: All Young Obi-Wan, in various comprimising positions. Various fic by various authors.
The Temple Library: A collection of great fanfiction by some talented women.
Slash
Anne Higgins' Bonding Universe: A page devoted to the author, Anne Higgins, and the fic that sprang up around her AU series. Good stuff.
Master and Apprentice: Your onestop authority on TPM Light Side slash. And a little Dark Side too.
Sith Academy: You know what . . . words fail me. Go, read, and spew. It's that funny.
The Letters Series: A beautiful story, written in letters and interlude. Love, war, hate, destruction . . . and chocolate.
Snapshots: "Snapshots, Obi-Wan Kenobi, this is your life." Daily snapshots by Pumpkin . . . from G to NC-17, will make you laugh, cry, and run for ice.
TOTO: Total Obi-Wan Torture Oasis . . . what more need be said?
Humor
TPM: MST3k: Don't be drinking anything while you read this, because it will be all over your keyboard and moniter. So funny, you'll have a stomach ache for years.
Star Wars Kisses: Kiss Yoda. You know you want to.
The Princess Menace: Like 'The Princess Bride'? Like TPM? Wanna hear Obi say, "My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. You killed my Master, prepare to die."
TPM Obsessivness Test: ARE you obsessed? (No, I won't tell you my score.)
Others
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