Scaring the Sheep

Filk Album
Album Title:	Scaring the Sheep
Producer:	Floating Filk Studios
Type:	music
Date:
Medium:	CD
Fandom:	multimedia
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External Links:	Floating Filk
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Scaring the Sheep is a CD of filks sung by Kathy Sands. It has the subtitle, "A Collection of Salacious Songs."

It has a sister CD, No Sheep Aloud.

Description

• Lead Singer for the lot: Kathy Sands (who writes slash filk, poetry, stories, & novels as Valaria)

• Many of these lyrics were previously published in issues 9, 10, 11 & 12 of One in Ten published by Neon Rainbow Press

• Guitarist, kazooist, whistler & primary backup singer (not to mention 1st-order nit-picker & proofreader): Marc S. Glasser

• Producer, all-around techie & 2nd backup singer (to "That Real Old-Time Religion"): Harold Stein

• CD cover & insert layout and design (& priceless advice!): Teri Lee

Contents

Solo 3:31

• Parodying "Lola"
• Music by Raymond Douglas Davies
• Lyrics by George "Syke" Paczolt

Son of Sith 2:36

• aka “Darth Vader's Mother Wears Army Boots”
• Parodying "The Imperial March"
• Music by John Williams
• Lyrics by Leah Rosenthal, Michele Rosenberg, Mary Otten, Kathy Sands

Star Whores

• aka “Makin' Wookies (sic)” 1:26
• Parodying “Makin' Whoopee”
• Music by Walter Donaldson, Gus Kahn
• Lyrics by Fred Kuhn

Sandglass 1:58

• Music by Ann Passovoy
• Lyrics: Jacqueline Taero

Five Nights Late 2:44

• Parodying “Five Nights Drunk”
• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics: Kathy Sands

Don't Touch! 3:41

• Parodying "Don't Push That Button"
• Music by Duane Elms
• Lyrics by Kathy Sands

Slash Wallow 2:47

• Parodying "Titwillow"
• Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
• Lyrics by Kathy Sands

Circle Jerk 3:51

• Parodying "The Circle Game"
• Music by Joni Mitchell
• Lyrics by Rennie Levine

The Rooster Song 6:03

• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics: some Traditional and/or Anonymous, some by Leo, Kathy &/or Matthew Sands, 1 verse by Stephen Joel Zeve & Casey Sears

Chocolate Eclair 3:43

• Music: Traditional to "Sweet Betsy From Pike"
• Lyrics by Rennie Levine

When I Was a Young Girl 4:58

• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics by Suzette Hayden Elgin (1 verse K Sands)

Starship Unity 2:17

• Parodying "Johnny Be Fair"
• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics by Anne Passovoy

That Real Old-Time Religion 5:10

• Parodying “That Old-Time Religion”
• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics: Many

Queen Eleanor's Confession 3:51

• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics: Traditional, from several versions

Scotland’s Depraved 4:22

• Parodying “Scotland the Brave”
• Music: Traditional
• (per)verses compiled from many anonymous sources & augmented by K Sands

The End Of The Tail 2:59

• Parodying “Captain Jack and the Mermaid”
• Music by Meg Davis
• Lyrics by Jane Mailander

Bend Over, Greek Sailor 6:02

• Music: Traditional
• Lyrics: Traditional & Athelstan