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Journal Community
Name: Phanwank: Laugh at Stupidity
Date(s): created 25.05.2005, active 2005-2017
Moderator: longlostblue
Type: Meta
Fandom: Phantom of the Opera
URL: on livejournal, Sueniverse (used to be the offical website of the lj community, dead link now), Sueniverse lj community, Encyclopedia Marysuenica (Sueniverse wiki)

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Phanwank was a livejournal sporking community focused on mocking the Phantom of the Opera badfic, though it also had discussions on other phandom-related topics. The peak of its activity was in the mid-to-late 2000s, so a lot of discussion was centered around the 2004 adaptation and fanfiction that was based on it. Its members often discussed and pointed out many tropes and cliches that were popular in the phics of that period.

longlostblue, the moderator of Phanwank, described the typical kind of fic that got "wanked" in the community:

Owing to the ending of the Phantom of the Opera story, in which Erik, the Phantom, is left alone, it is perfect for authors to insert their own characters as Erik's love interest, most of which are Mary Sues. These authors also create their own unrealistic and out-of-character ideal of Erik, in which he is handsome, caring, misunderstood, and falls deeply in love with the Mary Sue. Therefore, many of the posts on the Phanwank community are about badly written fan fiction. A very common method of "wanking", as they call it, is to post a chapter of the story, and insert their own comments in bold. In some cases, when they find a story that they think too funny to be commented on, they simply say, "It wanks itself."

Fan fiction seen on Phanwank generally follows a certain format. Erik, lonely and lovelorn after Christine has left him, somehow meets up with a female character, almost always a Mary Sue. The OC (other character) is young, beautiful, kind, innocent, and usually a talented singer. There is an obligatory scene in these stories in which Erik gives her a voice lesson. It is also common for the OC to have a sad and traumatic past, and the OC never has any fear or disgust regarding Erik's deformity. Of course, in most of these stories, Erik is extremely handsome except for a small portion of disfigurement. The author tries to make readers believe that the OC is the only one who can truly understand Erik. [1]

Commonly Mocked Tropes

  • Many original characters being Mary Sues and self-inserts, especially in Erik/OFC romances
  • Abusive Raoul. Usually found in Erik/Christine fics and predates the movie-based fanfiction. After Christine and Raoul's marriage, Raoul starts treating Christine badly, which leads to her getting together with Erik. In such fics Raoul also often has other flaws that were not present in the canon (alcoholism, gambling, unfaithfulness etc.)
  • Rampant anachronisms in canon era fics
  • Lots of angel symbolism, Erik being referred to as "angel" by Christine even after she knows he isn't one
  • Too cutesy or anachronistic names of original characters, especially children of the canon characters (Melody, Aria, Angel)
  • Billionaire Erik (especially in modern AUs) or Erik turning out to be some kind of nobility
  • Explaining away Erik's killings as accidents or portraying his victims as very bad people
  • Incredibly sexy and attractive Erik, underplaying his deformity
  • Christine being criticized for "leaving" Erik and often "punished" by the narrative for this
  • Erik portrayed as a very good lover despite never having sex before, aka "Erik the masterful virgin"
  • Misspelling Raoul's name in all the possible ways (Roule/Roal/Raul/Rauol/Rawl), culminating in "Roule's Ingenious Plane"
  • Portraying Carlotta as a bad singer
  • The use of Gratuitous Foreign Language: words and sentences in French (for example, "mon ange") turning up in fics even when all the characters are supposed to speak in French anyway
  • Song lyrics from ALW musical inserted into fic text
  • Song lyrics from modern songs inserted into canon era fics

Those tropes were often referenced in the sporkings and the snarky community tags and featured in humorous fanart made by community members.

Inside Jokes

The community developed many inside jokes and references, many of which were based on bad spelling and characterization in the discussed fics.

One of the most famous inside jokes on Phanwank is "Roule's ingenious plane." This was taken from a badly written piece of fan fiction, in which the author misspelled many words, and meant to type "Raoul's ingenious plan." In Phanwank, it is very common for members to describe things as ingenious, or to mention Roule and his plane. In the same story, the author referred to Erik as having "pink kissable lips". [snipped]

Other inside jokes include Erik's wonton goddess, duggins, department of redundancy department, angle of music, Erique is one with teh whalez, daddy!Erik, the Canon Cannon, and angsty Erik. [1]


manip based on the "Roule's Ingenious Plane" meme

The badfic tropes and inside jokes of the community eventually lead to creation of Sueniverse, a humorous RPG featuring Mary Sue characters and crackfic versions of characters from other fandoms like Aziraphale and Herbert von Krolock. The board where the RPG was posted (inaccessible now) was created in 2006. It has its own wiki Encyclopedia Marysuenica.

We Hate Raoul Raid

In May 2005, a Live Journal community called We Hate Raoul was created. Posts in that community consisted of members dicussing their hatred for the character of Raoul and extreme love for Erik, also bashing Christine for choosing Raoul over Erik. Members of Phanwank spammed the community, posting pictures of the ugliest version of Erik, played by Lon Chaney in the 1925 silent film, along with exaggerated comments to mimic the bad spelling and attitudes of some Phantom fangirls. This spamming is referred to as The Great We Hate Raoul Raid. [1]


  • Music video showing many manips inspired by the sporkings


  1. ^ a b c from the Phanwank Wikipedia entry (deleted from Wikipedia but posted in the community) by the moderator longlostblue, September 11, 2006