Commanding Daniel

Fanfiction
Title:	Commanding Daniel
Author(s):	PheeBee
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Genre(s):	slash
Fandom(s):	Stargate SG-1
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External Links:	Commanding Daniel Commanding Daniel: A Rebuttal
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Commanding Daniel is a Stargate SG-1 Jack/Daniel set of two stories by PheeBee.

It is related to Alpha Jack.

Reactions and Reviews

First of all, PheeBee is the pseudonym used by Biblio and Phoenix E when they pair up as a writing team. This story is even more hilarious than the one I rec'd below. It is meant as nothing, but humor. On their pages that is the category they firmly stuck it in, it belongs there too. The first story is in the form of a memorandum sent out by Jack on the rules to which the other teams must swear to follow if they are going to borrow Danny for any length of time. It lists the rules that must be followed and must be signed before they are willing to release Danny to whichever team requires his services. I thought this was hilarious. I mean like they all don't get in enough trouble together as SG-1. Whenever their resident archeologist is loaned out though, he is never returned in the condition he was lent out in. Usually, the have to go rescue him and the rest of whichever team he is helping. I wouldn't let him out of my sight either without a written affidavit swearing his safety. The second story is Danny's response to the memo. In it we discover just how unserious the first one was. There is a wee bit of mentioning of slash, which should be your first clue that Danny might be the only recipient of the memo. There's 'dont' ask, don't tell', and then there's 'well, why don't you just state your intentions toward your favorite archeologist to the entire Armed Services, Jack.' I thought this one was truly hilarious. I was laughing out loud. It's a wonder the other people in the house weren't asking me what the hell was so funny. I loved these two pieces. I might go back and read them again just for another laugh. What the hell.

– Slash Slut's Stargate SG-1 Recs