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| Title: | The Best Little K/Smas Zine in Texas |
| Publisher: | W.H.I.P.S. of Houston/DOBS of Houston |
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| Date(s): | December 1982 |
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| Genre: | slash |
| Fandom: | Star Trek: TOS |
| Language: | English |
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The Best Little K/Smas Zine in Texas is a slash Star Trek: TOS 56-page anthology.
It was never sold but copied and given away.
It has a sister zine called Best Little Valentine Zine in Texas.
The DOBS
It was published by W.H.I.P.S. of Houston/DOBS of Houston. "DOBS" is a reference to Dirty Old Broads.
The DOBS listed: Barb | Cammie | Cynthia | Elaine | Katharine | Kathy | Kris | Lezlie | Marnie | Mary | Pam | Paula | Terry
"A Note From Your Friendly Typist..."
You hold in your hand the collection of creative offerings presented at the now-famous K/SMAS Party on December 11, 1982. To those of you who were at the party, this zine will give you a chance to re-read the stories, since it was hard to hear with all the laughing and screaming. To those of you who had the misfortune to not be at the party, we hope you enjoy the following pages.
Every effort was made to present the following creative contributions exactly as they were presented at the party, with a few notations; (a) can't anybody in this group spell?? (I corrected the spelling as much as possible given the problem of trying to read your handwriting); (b) speaking of spelling, I inserted an "R" in the title of Terry's "Chistmas" story; (c) would somebody please tell Kris that Kirk did not come from Indiana? Since all of the stories (and most of the other stuff) were put together in a very short period of time, these should probably be considered as 'first drafts' and the reader (whether you were at the party or not) should be understanding of this fact. No attempt was made by the typist to edit or correct anything in the stories other than the spelling.
Contents
- 'Round Yon Virgin (or, How to Trim a Tree) by Mary & Katherine ("Spock and Kirk try to trim the tree.") (1)
- Untitled Story by Kathy ("Kirk and Spock, now lovers, celebrate their first Christmas.") (3)
- Jimmy the Starship Ensign, filk to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer by Pam Rose (6)
- T'was the Night Before by Cynthia ("An incomplete story, McCoy tries to think of a gift for Kirk that his captain will actually like.") (7)
- A Christmas Story in Pictures & Verse by Terry (10)
- Christmas Gifts by Kris ("Realizing that Spock misses his home during times of celebration as much as he does, Kirk attempts to create Vulcan in the shipʼs garden.") (18)
- The Twelve Days of K/Smas, filk by Pam Rose (24)
- Christmas is for Little Boys of All Ages by Elaine ("Since Kirk seems unable to wait for morning, Spock suggests opening their Christmas gifts when they awake in the middle of the night.") (26)
- Pam's Challenge (Madlib set up) (32)
- Have Yourself a Tacky Christmas "by All the DOB's at the Party" (the completed Madlib) (34)
- Paula's Cookies (photos of some homemade penis cookies) (35)
- All I Want for Christmas... by Barb ("Kirk and Spock share Christmas, and more, on Kirk's farm.") (37)
- riddle by Cammie (42)
- For the Man Who Has Everything (or What to Get a Vulcan for Christmas) by Lezlie ("Kirk is unaware of the significance of his Christmas gift to Spock, a vase-like object he picked up on his last planetfall.") (reprinted a year later in Out of Bounds Overflow) (44)
- Marnie's Theme with Vulcan Variations (photos of alien penises) (55)
- the last page is a slightly altered Gayle F illo
Sample Interior
Reactions and Reviews
See reactions and reviews for For the Man Who Has Everything.
[zine]: The Best Little K/Smas Zine in Texas, published in December, is another type of zine we’re seeing more of these days: a zine to celebrate a special event. When thirteen writers gathered for a Christmas party, the fun must continue in the form of a free zine. (As a note said: “This publication is Not for Sale at any price but we’ll share it with anybody foolish enough to ask.”) [1]