Unicorn Horn

Star Trek TOS Fanfiction
Title:	Unicorn Horn
Author(s):	Amy Falkowitz
Date(s):	1977
Length:
Genre:	slash, het
Fandom:	Star Trek: The Original Series
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Unicorn Horn is a Kirk/Spock (and everyone else!) story by Amy Falkowitz. It is illustrated by Clare Bell.

art from the story by Clare Bell

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It was published in the print zine Obsc'zine #1.

Reactions and Reviews

"Unicorn Horn" I enjoyed. It was funny, which is a quality often sadly lacking in sex stories. Judging by the way Kirk enjoyed himself, I don't somehow think he'll be too hard on poor Sulu!

I haven't seen a story quite like this one before. Sulu puts a special powder into the drinking water of the Enterprise. A ship-wide orgy results. There is a scene where Sulu kisses Uhura and I thought I was going to get to read that scenario (one I've wanted to since I saw Mirror, Mirror as a kid). But it got wilder than that with everyone involved. Spock goes to investigate, but gets in over his head and calls Kirk to rescue him. Kirk tries, but both men are pulled into the orgy. Of course at one point the two do meet up. Kirk finds Spock's tongue "doing things to him he didn't think could be done." Fun to read and very different from the more recent K/S I've read.

In the obligatory orgy-on-the-Enterprise story, "Unicorn's Horn," by Amy Falkowitz, that substance, an aphrodisiac provided by Sulu's disreputable relative Fu-Ling, subverts the crew. When Spock is beleaguered by nymphomaniacal crewwomen in the gym, he yells forlornly for Kirk's help, over the com. Although the unicorn's horn is affecting Kirk, too, he is very worried about Spock, and manages to make it as far as the gym before he is pulled into the orgy—by Uhura. The tongue of a very skilled new companion pulls him out of his erotic daze sometime later. He looks down and sees..."'Spock! What the hell—!' The Vulcan, his eyes gleaming, looked up. 'Is there something wrong, Jim? Do these actions disburb you? Or are you uncomfortable? I do not mean to cause you distress...I thought, we are all in this together anyway...why do you not relax and yield to the logic of the situation?' And the Vulcan ran his fingers down the cleft in Kirk's ass, making his buttocks tighten with delight." Spock assures Kirk that he has never felt better, and Kirk lies back, "deciding that this was going to be most interesting." Eventually the orgy's effects wear off—on everyone but Spock, who is left with a giant, chartreuse erection, which Uhura has a hard time resisting! McCoy cannot help Spock's "problem," and so gives him medical leave to remain in his quarters until the erection wilts. After he leaves Sickbay, Kirk and McCoy cannot contain themselves any longer, and collapse in laughter at the whole situation, especially the prim, "official" description in the medical log of poor Spock's "condition." Sulu is punished by to quarters, but it's not much of a punishment, because Uhura happily decides to keep him company there.