Total Drama Dating Tips
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| Name: | Total Drama Dating Tips |
| Date(s): | 16 October 2013 - 04 December 2013 (final tip) 18 January 2014 (final post) |
| Submissions: | No; Requests Only |
| Type: | Fake Advice Column |
| Fandom: | Total Drama |
| Scope: | Mono-Fandom |
| URL: | totaldramadates, Archived version on Tumblr |
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Total Drama Dating Tips is a blog on Tumblr whose gimmick was providing fake relationship advice using canon and fanon Total Drama relationships as examples. Most examples come from lines and scenes from Total Drama: All-Stars, though previous seasons were also joked about.
The blog took suggestions for future tips and provided advice to anons.
Featured Tips
TOTAL DRAMA DATING TIPS #39
If you want to make your crush feel loved, name a snail after them in their honour.[1]
referencing Harold/Leshawna
TOTAL DRAMA DATING TIPS #41
A great way to bond with the one you’re crushing on is to have an eating contest with them followed by a thumb wrestling match in which you dislocate their thumb.[2]
referencing Brick/Jo
TOTAL DRAMA DATING TIPS #11
Impress your girl by serenading her with a hate song and waving a muppet in her face. She’ll feel really loved.[3]
referencing Alejandro/Heather
TOTAL DRAMA DATING TIPS #21
The most romantic way to ask a girl out is to smell your armpit, ask her if she'll be your boyfriend and then tie a shoelace around your finger.[4]
referencing Courtney/Scott
Featured Advice
Anonymous asked:what do guys find attractive
totaldramadates replied:
It depends on the guy. Some find a girl's earlobes or the hair above her upper lip attractive, some guys have a taste for green haired radioactive monsters, and others go for girls who chew on barf bags and kick them in the kiwis. It depends on the type of guy you're trying to attract![5]