The Church of Alex Krycek

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Name: The Church of Alex Krycek
Owner/Maintainer: Claire
Dates: 01 March 1999 - ?
Type:
Fandom: The X-Files
URL: http://lavender.fortunecity.com/stroheim/381/ (Wayback, 2002)
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The Church of Alex Krycek was an Alex Krycek fanpage. It was hosted by FortuneCity.

Alex Krycek is the truth Fox Mulder is looking for. On Monday March 1st, 1999, a group of people were sitting in the lobby of a hotel just having been to the Chronicles 99 Highlander convention. The discussion turned to The X-Files, and mention was made of The Church of David Duchovny. Since a few of the people there were Krycek fans, questions were asked as to why there wasn't a similar thing for our most beloved Ratboy, and The Church of Alex Krycek was born.

Contents

  • Members of The Church - Everyone involved in the Church, from the High Priestesses to the Acolytes.
  • The Ten Commandments - Rules the Church lives by.
  • The Bible of The Church - From Genesis to Revelations. Not yet active.
  • The Scroll Room - Links to fiction containing Alex Krycek.
  • The Banner Room - A selection of banners for the Church done by our very own Priestess, Mrs Fish.
  • The Denial Room - Deny the events of 'Existence'? You're not the only one.

The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments of The Church Of Alex Krycek[1]

• Thou shalt have no other treacherous triple-agents but Alex Krycek.

• Thou shalt not kill - unless there's no one looking.

• Thou shalt not steal - unless you're wearing gloves, otherwise the fingerprints get everywhere.

• Thou shalt covet thy ex-partner's ass.

• Thou shalt not commit adultery - but since Mulder's not married we can just ignore this one.

• Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image - because photo-fits are a bugger when you're trying not to be identified.

• Thou shalt not take the name Arntzen in vain.

• Honour thy mother and thy father - but shoot other people's.

• Remember the Sabbath day - because after 6 days of treacherous double-dealings you're going to need a rest.

• Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour - unless you were the only one there and no one else can prove it happened any other way.

Scroll Room

Membership of The Church Of Alex Krycek

Links To Alex Krycek Fiction On The Net:

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