Stealth Masturbation Tactics

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Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan Fanfiction
Title: Stealth Masturbation Tactics
Author(s): Alaric
Date(s): 11 September 2000
Length: 17k
Genre: slash fanfiction
Fandom: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
External Links: Stealth Masturbation Tactics (Master & Apprentice)
Stealth Masturbation Tactics (Alaric's Slightly Insane Mind)

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Stealth Masturbation Tactics is a Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan story by Alaric.

Summary: Obi-Wan lusts after his Master in the way young, horny Jedi do best!

Recs and Reviews

Since this is the August Month of Autoerotica, here are five (one for each finger) recs on M/A devoted to the one-handed, all-in-the-mind action genre: [...] In the glory days of the Republic, before the Dark Times, Jedi shared quarters, shared rooms, and even shared be- -- no, it didn't get quite that crowded --- prove that there were lots and lots of Jedi extant. This can be both good and bad for trying-their-sexual-wings Padawans. This fic is the thumb on the Fist of Furious Jedi-on-Jedi action, because any well-written parody or comic piece like this one stands apart. Warning: Jello alert.[1]

Alaric... has never written a nasty bit of characterisatiion in her life, even if her subject matter is geriatric Qui-Gon or prostitute Obi-Wan. [...] On her homepage she's got a few other bent ideas that are absolute jewels. For some solo indulgence, try Stealthy Masturbation Tactics[2]

References

  1. ^ pronker in m_a_recs. "I did NOT have sex with that Padawan.", 10 August 2007. (Accessed 03 May 2015)
  2. ^ Padder's Messy Room. Recs. (Accessed 02 December 2015)