SMUT! (zine)
| Zine | |
|---|---|
| Title: | SMUT! |
| Publisher: | pubbed out of Victoria, B.C., on behalf of the United Federation of Canadian Star Trekkers |
| Editor(s): | Paula Johanson |
| Date(s): | 1983 |
| Series?: | |
| Medium: | |
| Genre: | het |
| Fandom: | Star Trek & Star Wars |
| Language: | English |
| External Links: | |
| Click here for related articles on Fanlore. | |
SMUT! is a 1983 explicit het and slash Star Trek and Star Wars fiction zine with an emphasis on humor.
It contains 14 pages.
From the zine:
Available for the usual; not intended for distribution to minors, dedicated to... The Gayle Fehrer [sic] Appreciation Society!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!
This one-shot contains no erotica, snuffing, or pornography. ((well, maybe a little.)) What it does contain is highly distilled SMUT in a concentration known to make your boots smoulder and kill every collie dog on the block. Use with caution. ((we jerk editors suggest rubber gloves and a gas mask)). Do not expect to be aroused, titillated or every brought to the heights of ecstasy or degraded in a golden shower of abusive words. However, if you've always wondered what happens on the Enterprise between those exiting [sic] adventures, or what it would be like to be an adolescent on the Falcon while Leia and Han are mating like mad mink... be our guest. We hear the Federation is doing wonderful things with regeneration.
Sample Excerpts
From "Ad for Sexual Aids for Media Fans":
**ad** **ad**
Now available from Starfrog productions....Media fans take note
STAR TREK/Cattlefarm Galaxative/STAR WARTZ SEXUAL AIDS!!!
Now you too can be distinctive at that presitgious [sic] media cons You may even attract Doug Wright...or if you're ambitious, George Flukess may screw you personnally! [sic] How can this be done? With our help...
Green pointed ears are passe — go for a green Vulcan codpiece complete with tendrils (just like the fanart); or you would, perhaps, prefer the protective athletic supporter that opens like a flower?
For females (and others) we offer Preincess [sic] Lay 'er bun hairstyles that never come undone even in the heat of battle. Tasty, tool! And for all of you yelling jokers whose sex life is mostly hypothetical, try our special...FELGERCARB! We don't know what it is either, but some of you swear by it, so who cares? Wait for the ish of STARFROG to send in your $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
From "Mad in pursuit:"
He closed his eyes and fought back the demanding memory from years back. Early in their association, before the acquisition of the Falcon, there had been just such a crisis for Chewbacca. Drinking with Solo in a spaceport that rivaled Mos Eisly [sic], he became acutely aware of the stresses when one of the working girls developed an honest attraction for Han. The three shared a booth and much liquor, until Solo turned to his alien friend and said, "Well, what's it going to be? You going to go find your own girl, or what?"
"What," the Wookie [sic] suggested.
Contents
- Cover lovingly illustrated by Mona McCaskill (1)
- This page. What you're looking at, eh? (2)
- Loc from Miss Emily Litella by Garth Spencer (3)
- Comments from The Deviant (plus the obligatory chicken joke) (3)
- Kiss My Grits, fiction by D. Colin Wyatt (Star Trek, slash) (4)
- Filksong - "The Sandworm Riders" by Paula Johanson (Star Wars) (5)
- Ad for Sexual Aids for Media fans (5)
- Mad in pursuit..., fiction by Paula Johanson and E.B. Klassen (Han/Leia, Luke/Leia (sort of), Chewbacca/Luke (definitely). "After 200 years, the Wookie's long—desired erection would not be denied." The story ends with a terrible pun.) (6)
- ST:TMP & ST:WoK Humour by Mona McCaskill and K. Alan MacDougall (7)
- At the Earth's soft core — Humour by K. Alan MacDougall (cartoons, one of them is mpreg) (Star Trek) (8)
- Continuation of Mad in pursuit... (9)
- The Zuchinni [sic] Experience & other vegetarian cookie recipes ("Zucchini: a long, green gourd-fruit bearing some resemblance to the heart's desire of some Spockfen.") (10)
- Suggestive Allusions by Garth Spencer (10)
- The Saga of Kock and Spirk, fiction by The Booze Twins "((also known as Gail Edworthy & Trudy Norman. Hi gals.))" (Star Trek) (11)
- The Saga continues "((Kock and SPURT? how about K & Sprick?))" (slash, suggested threesome with Kirk/Spock/McCoy) (12)
- A Dirty Poem by Duncan MacSnicker (Star Trek) (13)
- Special back cover: Spock In Chains!!! (14)
Sample Interior
K. Alan MacDougall
