Slave Bear of Care-A-Lot
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Slave Bear of Care-A-Lot is a hilarious parody? experiment? testament to the insanity of yuletide?
The fic can be found on the old yuletide archive.
Influence on Yuletide
In addition to thoroughly "traumatizing" lots of yuletide participants, it got gazillions of comments and was linked all over the place, raising questions about feedback and the "right way" to do yuletide. It has subsequently inspired other trauma-inducing badfic and crackfic concepts for yuletide, some of which were actually written, while others were only discussed.
"You...you just raped my childhood. You raped it hard and with out mercy. And I think I might love you for that. God I couldn't stop laughing and it was so....strage and weird and. My child hood! Goddamnyou rule 34. Goddamn you."
"Oh my god.
My soul is screaming in pain.
And yet, I can't tear myself away..." 
People other than the intended
victims audience have also been subjected to this story. In a 2010 fanfiction review on Topless Robot, Rob Bricken wrote, "No one writes pleasant, nice erotica about the Care Bears. No, if you're writing about Care Bears fucking, you're writing about them raping each other, despite the fact that consensual sex is much more in the Care Bears' caring nature (or so I would think)." Rob's review may be an example of Context Collapse, as the review was part of a weekly column that mocked (unintentional) badfic.
- Don't lie: You know you loved it really!
- Merlin tentacle porn
- My Little Ponies and what their bodily fluids taste like--courtesy of yulechat.
- Comment by Rani on the old Yuletide archive. Originally posted October 11, 2008. Accessed August 26, 2010.
- Comment by Ameneko on the old Yuletide archive. Originally posted August 28, 2007. Accessed August 26, 2010.
- Rob Bricken. Fan Fiction Friday: The Care Bears in "Slave Bear of Care-a-Lot", Topless Robot, Dec. 3 2010