My Fair Starship
|Plays and Skits|
|Title:||My Fair Starship|
|Author:||John Bell and Dale Jewell|
|Focus:||Star Trek: TOS|
|Troupe:||Mercedes Lackey (as "Ulura"), Elisabeth Waters, Grace Lee Whitney, Michael Scott, John Byrd, Chris Hart, Thomas Grillo, Aubrey Stephens, John Bell, and Dale Jewell.|
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It was written by John Bell and Dale Jewell. The skit was a Star Trek spoof using the music of "My Fair Lady."
"Captain Kim Jerk, Commander Schlock, Dr. Combs Decoy, Lt. Ulura, Lt. Tooloose, Ensign Checkon, and Engineer Sooty will valiantly defend the honor of the Federation against the schemes of Klingon Captain, Commander KuWake, and their crew."
from a page of Fedcom (October 1989), the lyrics to "Doctor's Lament"