|Synonyms:||Eggman Pisses on the Moon|
|Date Started:||18 July 2018|
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Eggman's Announcement is a meme and copypasta from the Real-Time Fandub Games dub of Sonic Adventure 2. It a clip in which cast member Alfred improvises an angry rant in-character as Eggman against Shadow the Hedgehog, culminating in him "pissing on the moon". The clip has been incorporated into fandom memes and other parodies.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was this big. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get, my super laser piss. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!