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Dream House
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Title: | Dream House |
Author(s): | Steve Lampen |
Date(s): | 1974 |
Length: | 2 pages |
Genre(s): | gen |
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Dream House is a gen Star Trek RPF fic by Steve Lampen.

It was printed in two issues of Archives Log (once in 1974, then again in 1975), and then reprinted in Bellerophon #17 in 1980, where it had a single illo by Al de la Rosa.
In the fic, Shatner, Doohan, and Kelley appear. While Nimoy is mentioned, he is not present.
Summary
In the story, Shatner, Doohan and Kelley are involved in tense negotiations over whether to appear in the new Star Trek movie. They wake up on the Starship Enterprise in the year 2241. After encountering a Klingon battle cruiser, the terrified actors are more than willing to accept the roles.
Excerpt
The last paragraph:
"Bzzzzzt. Plip. Hello? Hello? Mr. Roddenberry. Yes...yes. Everything's just tine. Oh, it worked perfectly. You want...what's that? They all told you they weren't going to renew their contracts? Oh, well, just don't you worry yourself about that. They'll be there all right. How do I know? Just take my word for it. Now, when would you like them there? Monday? Fine..."