The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth
| Fanfiction | |
|---|---|
| Title: | The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth |
| Author(s): | Camilla Sandman (Miss Cam) |
| Date(s): | 2002 |
| Length: | 63235 words |
| Genre(s): | gen |
| Fandom(s): | Tolkien |
| Relationship(s): | |
| External Links: | |
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The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth was the first Fan Fiction University project. It was a 63235-word fic by Camilla Sandman (Miss Cam).
It has sixty-three parts and an epilogue.
A similar fanwork is PPC: The Lost Tales.
Ironic Misspelling: A MiniBalrog for Miss Cam
""Every name spelled wrong in _Rings_, a MiniBalrog gets its 'wings.'" [1]
Yes, for a site that mocked those for spelling errors, Miss Cam was unable to spell "enrollment" correctly, even in various versions of the website.
The Website
- The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth ("The staff. The students. The classes. The ever growing army of mini-Balrogs. A BreadLegs to adore. Aaand - Gimli gets the girl. Sauron and Morgoth never stop bickering. The Witch-Wall pines for love. Join us at OFUM.") (first website, around 2002)
- Miss Sandman's World of Dreams -- Lord of the Rings -- OFUM, Archived version (maybe around 2004?)
The "Enrolment" Form
From an early website version:
To enrol, fill out this form and return it to [email protected]
OFUM Student Enrolment Form
- Name:
- Age:
- Race:
- Gender: Male/Female/No gender applicable
Next of kin:
- I wish my remains to be: Cremated/Sailed into the sea/Buried/Not touched, I will be reborn
Chosen side: Good/Evil
- If Evil, What Preferred Dark Lord: Sauron/Morgoth/I am a Dark Lord
Fear of spiders: Yes/No
Fear of talking trees: Yes/No
Fear of evil dark lords: Yes/No
I write LotR fanfic because:
I have written a Mary Sue: Yes/No
I have written slash: Yes/No
My lust object is: Legolas/Frodo/Boromir/Faramir/Aragorn/Pippin/The One Ring/Other (please specify)
I wish to enrol at OFUM: Yes/No
OFUM takes no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities. Complaints can be taken to the Balrog.
Signature [2]
Class Descriptions
- First semester subjects:
- Platonic Love 101 (Taught by: Sam and Frodo)
- Evil Is as Evil Does 101 (Taught by: Sauron)
- Elven Customs & Language 101 (Taught by: Elrond)
- What's In a Name? 101 (Taught by: Varies)
- Striding 101 (Taught by: Aragorn)
- Numerology 101 (Taught by: Elrond)
- Male Bonding 202 (Taught by: Gimli and Legolas)
- Evil Minions 202 (Taught by: The Nazgûls-varies)
- Dating in Middle-earth 101 (Taught by: Galadriel)
- What's In a Name (Taught by: Varies)
The Fic
Original Header
Disclaimer: All Tolkien's. I don't own Middle-earth or its characters, but they're happy to camp out at my place any time they like. Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan. Author's Notes: Umm.. right. But hey, look on the bright side! You can get to star in this fanfic! Enrolment at OFUM can be started by e-mailing [email protected]. Suggestions of subjects are also welcome.
Rating: P-13. There may be some sexual references and so on. Nothing bad though.
Some Links
- Miss Sandman's World of Dreams -- Lord of the Rings -- Words and Phrases of OFUM, Archived version
- The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth (Fanfic) - TV Tropes, Archived version