The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth

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Title: The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth
Author(s): Camilla Sandman (Miss Cam)
Date(s): 2002
Length: 63235 words
Genre: gen
Fandom: Tolkien
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The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth was the first Fan Fiction University project. It was a 63235-word fic by Camilla Sandman (Miss Cam).

a 2004 image of Miss Cam, artist is AW

It has sixty-three parts and an epilogue.

A similar fanwork is PPC: The Lost Tales.

Ironic Misspelling: A MiniBalrog for Miss Cam

""Every name spelled wrong in _Rings_, a MiniBalrog gets its 'wings.'" [1]

Yes, for a site that mocked those for spelling errors, Miss Cam was unable to spell "enrollment" correctly, even in various versions of the website.

The Website

The "Enrolment" Form

From an early website version:

To enrol, fill out this form and return it to Cammy_Sandy@hotmail.com

OFUM Student Enrolment Form

Name:
Age:
Race:
Gender: Male/Female/No gender applicable

Next of kin:

I wish my remains to be: Cremated/Sailed into the sea/Buried/Not touched, I will be reborn

Chosen side: Good/Evil

If Evil, What Preferred Dark Lord: Sauron/Morgoth/I am a Dark Lord

Fear of spiders: Yes/No

Fear of talking trees: Yes/No

Fear of evil dark lords: Yes/No

I write LotR fanfic because:

I have written a Mary Sue: Yes/No

I have written slash: Yes/No

My lust object is: Legolas/Frodo/Boromir/Faramir/Aragorn/Pippin/The One Ring/Other (please specify)

I wish to enrol at OFUM: Yes/No

OFUM takes no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities. Complaints can be taken to the Balrog.

Signature [2]

Class Descriptions

  • First semester subjects:
  • Platonic Love 101 (Taught by: Sam and Frodo)
  • Evil Is as Evil Does 101 (Taught by: Sauron)
  • Elven Customs & Language 101 (Taught by: Elrond)
  • What's In a Name? 101 (Taught by: Varies)
  • Striding 101 (Taught by: Aragorn)
  • Numerology 101 (Taught by: Elrond)
  • Male Bonding 202 (Taught by: Gimli and Legolas)
  • Evil Minions 202 (Taught by: The Nazgûls-varies)
  • Dating in Middle-earth 101 (Taught by: Galadriel)
  • What's In a Name (Taught by: Varies)

The Fic

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Disclaimer: All Tolkien's. I don't own Middle-earth or its characters, but they're happy to camp out at my place any time they like. Summary: Hoo boy. The residents of Middle-earth decide that if they want realistic fanfic written about them, they'll have to teach the authors themselves. But things do not go exactly according to plan. Author's Notes: Umm.. right. But hey, look on the bright side! You can get to star in this fanfic! Enrolment at OFUM can be started by e-mailing Cammy_Sandy@hotmail.com. Suggestions of subjects are also welcome.

Rating: P-13. There may be some sexual references and so on. Nothing bad though.

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