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Porn (Star Wars TPM story)
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Title: | Porn |
Author(s): | Boots and Jade |
Date(s): | 15 February 2001 |
Length: | 24k |
Genre(s): | slash fanfiction |
Fandom(s): | Star Wars TPM |
Relationship(s): | Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan |
External Links: | Porn (Master & Apprentice) |
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Porn is a Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan story by Boots and Jade.
Summary: Finally, we were not only going to follow the will of the force, but the will of our cocks!
Recs and Reviews
Quite simply, this story makes me laugh out loud. A lot. :D There's just something ridiculously blasphemous about having Jedi spout badly written porn dialogue, and this fic has it in spades. The references to 12"(!) cocks, 'man meat', 'jizz', and come shots had me howling with laughter the first time I read this. Still cracks me up. If 'true schmoop' is what you're looking for, this is not it. XD[1]
Porn by Boots and Jade parodies gay porn novels and does it very well. Um, not that I've read any, but it seems an accurate take on self-described gigantic cocks and nasty settings and subservient Jedi apprentices. It manages to be funny.[2]
References
- ^ capra_maritimus in tpm_flashback. Porn by Boots and Jade, 21 August 2004. (Accessed 17 April 2015)
- ^ pronker in m_a_recs. Out-Of-Breath (From Laughing) Octet For October , 15 October 2007. (Accessed 29 April 2015)