Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass

Fanfiction
Title:	Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass
Author(s):	UKJess
Date(s):	1998
Length:	pretty short
Genre(s):	slash
Fandom(s):	Star Trek: TOS
Relationship(s):	Kirk/Spock
External Links:	Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass on AO3 Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass on ksarchive (archive link) Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass on the author's site
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Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass is a Kirk/Spock story by UKJess. It has the subtitle: "(K 'an S wi' mucky bits)."

It is part of Rude Person series of cave stories which originated on the Usenet newsgroup alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated in the spring and summer of 1998, after an especially heavy influx of trolls.

Other stories in the series are archived (under a separate 'Rude Person' header) at the Trekiverse archive.

Excerpt

Kirk an' Spock are on thi' tods in one of them Shuttlecrafts, and it breaks dahn on a planet, like. It's a rotten planet an'all, it's bloody parky for a start and it's coming dahn in stair rods. So they 'ave to 'ide in a cave.

Any road there's no one theer but them twos, an' bugger me if Spock dunt start wi' t'Pon Farr.

What a to do! There's no lasses for lightyeers arahnd and they's neither of 'em queer like but after a bit Spock can't tek 'is eyes off 'is captain's arse -- like two 'ard-boiled eggs in a hanky, it is. So 'ee says, "Jim, ah've come all over peculiar, like. Is there any chance of thee and me having a bit of how's your father?"

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I'm from England and even I need the translation! :-)