On Doctors, Revenges and Christmas Gifts

K/S Fanfiction
Title:	On Doctors, Revenges and Christmas Gifts
Author(s):	Tatya
Date(s):	2010
Length:
Genre:	slash
Fandom:	Star Trek: The Original Series
External Links:	On Doctors, Revenges and Christmas Gifts
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On Doctors, Revenges and Christmas Gifts is a Kirk/Spock story by Tatya.

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“I know what a damn cold is! I’m a doctor!” McCoy snapped without pausing to think, his mind still blank from the shock of Spock catching him. Then he blinked. The green-blooded, pointy-eared hobgoblin was standing in the doorway of a sex shop, looking as though he was about to start alpha shift, his hands behind his back, his face calm and serene.”

How can you not love a story that contains this paragraph? Even if the rest of it was beyond awful, which it isn‘t, it would be worth it for that alone. But then when you add this little gem...

“Ohhhh... Vulcan Ear-Point Clasps... to maximize the receiver’s pleasure... Why, Mr Spock. I didn’t know your species uses sex toys!” McCoy said with glee. Spock’s face remained calm and he shook his head. “I assure you, Doctor. Those are ancient Terran items used to hang wet clothes. My mother once explained it to me as a child when I discovered similar items in our house...” The words died on Vulcan lips and Spock went pale with shock, his dark eyes widening. ...it just gets better. As you‘ve probably gathered, the basic premise of On Doctors, Revenges and Christmas Gifts, is that McCoy catches Spock in a sex shop. Spock then decides, with the help of some rather 'thinking outside the box‘ logic, that McCoy would be a great help in picking out a sexy Christmas present for his bondmate. Our cunning Vulcan also simultaneously sniffs out a perfect opportunity to get a little revenge on the doctor by causing him a level of embarrassment that you have a feeling might last until the next festive season. It did jar a little that on occasion the author uses the terms 'pointed eared‘ or ̳pointed-ear‘ hobgoblin rather than pointy-eared, but that could just be me being picky and it certainly didn‘t stop me laughing at the pure ridiculous funniness of it all. It‘s fluffy, yes, but sometimes fluffy is just what you need.