|Event:||SurveyFail 2009, also "BrainFail", "ResearchFail"|
|Name(s):||"Fan Fiction Survey - The Cognitive Neuroscience of Fan Fiction"|
|URL:||linkspam master post at Dreamwidth; screencaps at mediafire|
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In late August 2009, two researchers -- Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam -- instigated a survey about women's desire and fandom, with an eye toward publishing a book called Rule 34: What Netporn Teaches Us About The Brain. In their communications they implied they were officially affiliated with Boston University and said they had previously consulted with a few fans over the summer, including shaggirl and mecurtin. The following comes from the survey's "About" page (no longer online):
- The structure and activity of our subcortical circuits are shaped by neurohormones such as testosterone, estrogen, oxytocin, progesterone, and vasopressin; these circuits function differently in men and women. As cognitive neuroscientists, we draw upon a wide variety of empirical data sources to model these circuits, including brain imaging studies, primate research, cognitive science experiments, machine learning algorithms--and behavioral data. The Internet offers large, unprecedented sources of data on human activity: one of these data sets is fan fiction.
- We're deeply interested in broad-based behavioral data that involves romantic or erotic cognition and evinces a clear distinction between men and women. Fan fiction matches this criteria perfectly.
Fandom questions the survey
Word quickly spread within media fandom that the survey was ethically and methodologically questionable. eruthros wrote:
- The people who wrote that survey pm'ed me, as one of the mods of Kink Bingo, while I was out of the country. In their pm, they (unintentionally) made it quite clear that their intent in their project is to talk about human universals -- to use our fannish experience, our erotics and our desires, to reinforce ideas of universal, hard-wired, biological desire.
- They are outsiders to fandom. They are outsiders to fanfiction. They are outsiders to slash. And they haven't tried to learn, or to understand, or to think about fannish communities. Instead, they have made assumptions about who we are, about what we read, about what we find hot; they plan to use those to explain what makes women tick, what our brains make us do. 
While some fans at that time noticed a similarity to the work of Catherine Salmon and Donald Symons, there was no indication within fandom that Ogas and Gaddam were already connected with both authors. Salmon wrote the foreword for the book they eventually produced and Symons wrote a blurb for the publisher.
Fan tablesaw argued that the survey, the academics' handling of the situation, and their interaction with fans and critics has been "both stupid and offensive," adding:
- There are, essentially, two lines of outrage in this whole thing. There's the political outrage at the horribly sexist, heteronormative, transphobic attitudes of Ogas and Gaddam in their survey and their interactions. And there's the outrage about the horribly bad science—the lack of clear methodology, patently biased questions, an ignorance of previous research in the area, etc.
Fans began pushing back, questioning the survey and demanding accountability from the researchers, as well as unleashing considerable snark. (In one representative post, Pandarus called the survey "ignorant, casually homophobic, patronising, misogynistic, profoundly privileged claptrap.") Fans articulated concerns that the survey was unethical and that the researchers don't listen well to critique..
Fans further lambasted the researchers for not realizing that fanfiction comes in all varieties of length, for changing the questions of the survey in response to participants' criticisms after they'd already begun collecting data, and ultimately for locking down their journals and removing the survey altogether. In a widely-linked post called "Ten Steps to a Perfect Fanstorm," Lauredhel wrote:
- 5. Survey starts badly, with a binary gender question, moves on to fave-fandom and sparkly-glitter questions like “which fictional character do you think could be your ideal mate?”, before moving onto questions about drug use, real-life sexual behaviour, personal kinks, masturbation habits, and rape fantasies.
- 6. G.E/C.R unleashes hastily-written, poorly-thought-out survey on fanfic community, including communities frequented by minors.
- 7. Fanfic community says “Dude, this isn’t just stupid, it’s stupid and creepy.”
Here's how Jonquil outlined the way the situation unfolded:
- People tried -- with surprising patience, at first -- to explain why their assumptions about culture and innateness were incorrect, why their descriptions of sexual possibilities didn't map on to the real world, why their gender essentialism was fogging their approach to sexuality, why their beliefs about the uses and nature of slash had very little relationship to the concept as known to the community, and why you had to phrase survey questions very carefully to avoid biasing the results. Dr. Ogas replied with condescension when he chose to reply at all -- praising people for being, variously, published authors, scholars, and academics, and then carefully explaining topics that had nothing to do with their questions with handwavy references to "culture" and the "lizard brain" and the dreaded evolutionary psychology. He finally threw out a deliberate slur...and disappeared in a cloud of f-lock.
In a post which accuses Gaddam and Ogas of being phrenologists (in other words, drawing on pseudoscience to support unverifiable claims), neededalj unpacks reasons why the science in this project is implausible and unverifiable, concluding, "Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam are attemping to profit off of bad science by cloaking it in complicated terminology and cutting edge technology. We shouldn't let them."
In a thread in shaggirl's journal, Ogas commented that:
- slash is kind of the female equivalent of the straight male interest in transsexuals. That is, the opposite of what culture would predict.
He later expanded his transsexual comment to ask the question "How is straight female interest in slash fiction like straight male interest in transsexuals?" After being told in comments that the term "transsexuals" was so broad as to be meaningless, the question was edited to replace it with "shemale models". 
Fandom reacted with predictable outrage to Ogas' use of the terms "shemales" (and, elsewhere, "trannies") as well as to his various assertions (that slash is primarily written by straight women, that straight women's interest in slash can be reasonably compared to straight men's interest in porn featuring transfolk) whereupon Ogas locked/deleted most of his livejournal posts and took the survey down.
Although the survey itself is no longer online in its original form, copies of the questions can be read at who_anon: part one and part two. Screencaps of most of Ogas' posts are available  thanks to fail_machine, who also screencapped the survey after Ogas' and Gaddam's edits (but before the survey was taken down); those caps are available as pdf files.
Creative fannish response
Some fans found the posting of sexually explicit macros and images deeply troubling. Others regarded this as parody or "protest art" and therefore legitimate. elf argues that intent matters:
- [T]here's a difference between mocking someone with erotica because erotica is your most versatile communicative tool and mocking someone with erotica because sex is the most degrading thing you can imagine.
Cesare argues that Ogi/Sai fan creations are a kind of "metatextual joke," adding:
- I read the manip as critical engagement-- Ogi speculated about our fantasy lives in his survey and comments: the manip speculates about Ogi's fantasy life in return. And the manip gives Ogi fantasies that some slashfen ourselves have, creating a commonality between him and us.
When fans contacted Boston University to complain, one fan reported the following:
- They've gotten a lot of emails regarding Dr. Ogas. He is no longer in any way affiliated with Boston University, except as a recent graduate. They have asked him to stop using his official Boston University email address in connection with this project, or his website. He is officially on his own, and this project is NOT IRB APPROVED. 
The debacle attracted the attention of people outside the media fan community as well, including the Publishers' Weekly blog Genreville and IRB historian Zachary Schrag. Alison MacLeod, of blog The Human Element, writes:
- So they asked about these Netporn theories, and then the shit really hit the fan. It’s hard to follow the logic, but his theory (screencapped) drew on data-mining of adult sites aimed at men, and posited that explicit fanfiction for women could be equated with male interest in male-to-female transsexuals (?!) and that both of these things could be used to model subcortical processing (whatever that is) in male and female brains. Or something.
- Somewhere around there, people stopped arguing with him and started taking direct action. The academics started complaining to Boston University, the creatives started creating cat macros, the neuroscientists started writing long introductions to neuroscience and the specialists in gender identity just started screaming. 
N Pepperell quips that even assuming that the survey project isn't "some sort of elaborate research-themed performance art, or the result of a revenge-fuelled identity theft," Ogas and Gaddam are the academic-research equivalents of notoriously unsuccessful bank robber MacArthur Wheeler.
A year later, some fans reported that the book was still going to be published, now retitled A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the World's Largest Experiment Reveals about Human Desire. However, it has been said that the new book does not use the results of the original survey.
In February 2011, the Amazon page for the book, due to be released in May, came to the attention of many people in fandom. User-generated tags on the Amazon page soon included terms like complete crap, psuedoscience (sic), mansplaining, bad science, phds written in crayon, and evo psych is make believe.
The official website for the book is billionwickedthoughts.com.
A person claiming to be an ex-colleague of Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam has published a short ebook entitled A Billion Wicked Problems criticizing their flawed methodology and listing the troubles they faced at Boston University because of their research practices. Ogas and Gaddam's mentor, Donald Symons, has stated that A Billion Wicked Problems is "nonsensical neuroscience mumbo jumbo" authored by Ogas and Gaddam themselves, as a "'honeypot' to ensnare the hostile slash fans." This claim appears to be true: the penultimate sentence of A Billion Wicked Problems contains the coded message "Ogi and Sai wrote this satire." However, many of the fans hostile to the book and the failed survey that preceded it appear to be as much fans of science as they are fans of slash.
- Rule 34, or: tentacle porn, what tentacle porn?, shaggirl, July 19, 2009. (accessed September 7, 2009)
- mecurtin, Talking about who writes fanfic, 27 July 2009. (accessed 4 September 2009)
- About this survey, August 31, 2009
- please don't take the fanfiction survey, eruthros, August 31, 2009
- Comment thread discussing Salmon and Symons work on a post about the survey, accessed July 25, 2011
- The Pervy Survey, tablesaw, September 2, 2009
- Rule 42: What Netporn Tells Us About The Brainless, pandarus, September 2, 2009
- Survey: further fail (via eruthros), jonquil, August 31, 2009
- Some scientists sure have nerve, or, How Not To Study Fandom, slashpine, August 31, 2009
- Ten Steps to a Perfect Fanstorm, August 31, 2009
- Highway to the meta zone, jonquil, September 2, 2009
- Why Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam Are Phrenologists, neededalj, September 2, 2009.
- Ogi Ogas, comment in shaggirl's journal, September 1, 2009
- BrainFail continues to spread like, well, the Brain that Ate New Jersey!, ithiliana, September 1, 2009
- whaaaaaat (more survey shenanigans), such_heights, September 2, 2009
- screencaps of the 'shemales' post, accessed September 3, 2009
- response from rm to Ogas, rm, September 2, 2009
- mediafire.com/fail_machine fail_machine, index of screencaps, accessed September 5, 2009
- pdf screencaps of the edited survey, fail_machine, accessed September 5, 2009.
- re: the recent SurveyFail...., alchemia, September 2, 2009
- "In Fandom, slashfic writers poll you", fridgepunk, September 2, 2009
- Your Arse Is Showing, tablesaw, August 31, 2009
- SurveyFail Filk!, pine and quinfirefrorefiddle, September 5, 2009
- Why on Earth would I think somebody was mocking those "researchers"?, zvi, August 4, 2009
- Inversion and parody, darkrose, September 3, 2009
- Protest art, Fandom, and NOT being homogeneous, ithiliana, September 3, 2009
- My thoughts on hentai, elf, September 3, 2009
- Various lacks of shame, cesare, September 3, 2009
- Bad research and fandom: Surveyfail, deadlychameleon, September 2, 2009
- How Not to Engage/Enrage Fandom in One Simple Lesson, September 3, 2009
- Internet Survey Sparks Outrage, September 4, 2009
- The curious case of the game show neuroscientists, or how NOT to research an online community, Alison MacLeod, September 3, 2009
- WEARING THE JUICE: A CASE STUDY IN RESEARCH IMPLOSION, September 2, 2009.
- wrabbit. Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam's new (old?) book, 28 November 2010
- lindenharp. Survey!Fail rides again, posted in ffr_discussion, 30 December 2010.
- Donald Symons' review of A Billion Wicked Thoughts, June 10 2011 (accessed June 17 2011)
- Billion Wicked Thoughts on Amazon.com, accessed February 5, 2011
- Survey Fail Rides Again on i Wank, accessed February 5, 2011
- A Billion Made-Up Conclusions by Doctor Science, posted May 2, 2011, accessed June 18, 2011