Lunar Lettuce Patch

Personal Fanfiction Website
Website:	Lunar Lettuce Patch
Author:	Claire (moonlettuce)
Dates:	19 February 2001 or before - 31 August 2005 or later
Fandom:	Battlestar Galactica, BtVS/AtS, HtLJ/XWP, Smallville, Stargate SG-1, Star Wars, The X-Files, crossovers, other fandoms
URL:	2001 to 2016Lunar Lettuce Patch Website 2001 to 2005Of Mutants And Immortals Website
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Lunar Lettuce Patch was a personal fanfiction site, mostly slash. It seems to be a later version of Claire's Silver Domain. There was a single subpage for genfic that was written before the author turnded to slash and different fandom subpages for slash fanfiction. Raonaid's Home Page linked to the site as a Battlestar Galactica slash site.

The BtVS/AtS page was a member of the Xander Slash Web Ring and one of the Xander stories was nominated for the Broken Yellow Crayon Awards. The Stargate SG-1 page was a member of the JackDaniels Webring and the X-Files page was a member of the M/K Slash Ring.. The latter also linked to The Church of Alex Krycek website.

After August 2005 there was a note on the site that Claire was going to update at some point. For later fics there was a link to her LiveJournal.

Slash Fiction

Battlestar Galactica

• No Matter What (92 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck When Sheba finds out that Apollo and Starbuck are lovers, she blackmails Starbuck into leaving the Galactica in the hopes of getting Apollo all to herself. PG-13

• The Amazing BSG Mini Fic Series (2 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck/Boomer/Bojay A series of stories that are short. Very short. PG

• The Second Amazing BSG Mini Fic Series (2 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck More short fics. PG

• The Third Amazing BSG Mini Fic Series (2 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck Even more short fics. PG

• 'The Fourth Amazing BSG Mini Fic Series (4 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck Yup, you guessed it :) PG

• The Fifth Amazing BSG Mini Fic Series (6 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck Hah! *More* mini fics! PG

• Strength (2 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck Strength isn't always visible. PG

• Rising Light (2 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck He knows that it happened exactly when it was meant to. PG

• Revelations (3 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck Starbuck finally lets Apollo in. PG

• Family (7 Kb)

Apollo/Starbuck "Apollo, family is not made by blood, it is made by the heart." PG

• Home (2 Kb) New! 10th December, 2003

Apollo/Starbuck 'I just want to stop running.' PG

• The Adjectives Series

A collection of adjectives was posted to the BSG slash list, and these are the images they put into my mind. They're all Apollo/Starbuck, and all PG.

• Tousled (4 Kb)

Contemplative (6 Kb)

I've had a couple of e-mails asking about the BSG time terminology, and so if you go here, it explains how I worked it out and decided which reference to use where.

For those of you that are interested, there's a Battlestar Galactica slash list, for readers and writers of BSG slash. You can join it by using the following link:

http://lists.squidge.org/wws/info/bsgslash

It's both a fiction and discussion list, so I hope we'll be hearing from you.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel: the Series

• Drown (10 Kb)

Xander/Devon Xander, Devon and a night after the Dingoes have played at the Bronze. NC-17

• Tainted Mime (8 Kb)

Xander/Wolf!Oz One night in the library. NC-17

• 'Twas The Night Before Christmas At Angel Investigations (7 Kb)

Angel/Wesley Just like the title says. PG

• Socially Acceptable Emotions (9 Kb)

Giles/Ethan A Watcher, a wizard and a knife. NC-17

• Truth's Deception (13 Kb)

Angel/Wesley Wesley reaches an epiphany in the sewers. NC-17

• Tier (6 Kb)

Giles/Ethan Where Ethan *really* went when he was taken by the Initiative in 'A New Man'. NC-17

• Twenty Eight Storeys High (20 Kb)

Wesley/Lindsey, Angel/Wesley unrequited want Wesley and Lindsey meet in Caritas. NC-17

• White On Blond (18 Kb)

Wesley/Spike, Angel/Wesley Angel returns to the Hyperion to see something he never expected. NC-17

• Private Emotion (82 Kb)

Xander/Giles, Xander/Spike, Xander/Angelus Amy casts a spell that has wide-reaching implications. NC-17

• Primal Urges (39 Kb)

Angel/Spike/Xander Angel comes back to Sunnydale to see Spike and Xander ends up in the middle of it all. NC-17. The story was nominated for the Broken Yellow Crayon Awards.

• The Long Straight Road Ahead (35 Kb)

Xander/Spike This fever for you is just burning me up inside. NC-17

• Stray Cat Is Crying (6 Kb)

Xander/Spike Because losing yourself is better than losing him. PG-13

• Purple (4 Kb)

Wesley/Spike It's April Fools Day and Spike wants to play. PG

• Half Past Gone (4 Kb)

Wesley/Spike Drusilla brings Spike a present. PG

• Pony Love (3 Kb)

Wesley/Spike Wesley has a secret hobby. PG

• Nothing But The Rain (8 Kb) New! 10th December, 2003

Angel/Wesley "I needed someone I trust." PG

• Nitrogen Narcosis (12 Kb) New! 10th December, 2003

Giles/Spike Because one night can change everything. R

• Conversations On A Sidewalk (6 Kb) New! 10th December, 2003

Buffy/Anya When you don't belong anywhere and safety's the only thing to cling to. PG

• The Discord And Rhyme Series

• Hungry (42 Kb)

Xander/Wolf!Oz When Oz is accidentally put under a spell it has some unforeseen consequences. NC-17

• The Benediction Series

• Silken Threads (10 Kb)

Xander/Angel{us}, Xander/Spike Angel confronts Xander about his relationship with Angelus. PG-13

• Broken Like Glass (15 Kb)

Xander/Angel{us}, Xander/Spike Spike is waiting for Xander after his meeting with Angel. PG-13

• Devoured in Tears (13 Kb)

Xander/Angel{us}, Xander/Spike Xander thinks about the choices he's made. PG-13

• The Dreamers Duo

• Carousel (4 Kb)

Various pairings People sleep and people watch. PG

• Another Day (4 Kb)

Various pairings People wake up. PG

Hercules: the Legendary Journeys / Xena: Warrior Princess

• Circle (2 Kb)

Ares/? A tiny vignette where Ares is thinking about the person he loves. PG

• One Morning On Mount Olympus (11 Kb)

Ares/Joxer A PWP written in response to a challenge on the Joxer-luvs-Ares list. NC-17

• Greece (202 Kb)

Ares/Joxer, plus several other pairings Ever wondered if the story-line to 'Grease' would fit in the Herc/Xenaverse? I did... NC-17

• Beautiful Release (7 Kb)

Iphicles/? Iphicles receives a note. NC-17

• The One And Only (3 Kb)

Iolaus/? Iolaus and his lover. R

• The Drabble Series

• Darkened Heat Drabbles (2 Kb)

Ares/Hephaestus Drabbles about heat. PG-13

• Blood Simple Drabbles (4 Kb)

Various pairings Drabbles about blood. PG-13

Smallville

• Diamorphia (6 Kb)

Lex/m I was asked for cheerleader!Lex fic. This is what happened. R

• Wherever (8 Kb)

Lex/Bruce, Clark/Lex Who will be there to take my place? PG

• Echoes (4 Kb) New! 23rd May, 2003

Clark/Lex, Clark/Adam There's a fine line between them that blurs with every second. PG-13

• Zero Redux (2 Kb) New! 23rd May, 2003

Clark/Lex Clark needs to know. PG

Stargate: SG-1

Clouds In My Eyes (16 Kb) Jack/Daniel Jack discovers how he feels about Daniel, just as the archaeologist has decided to leave. PG

Possession (129 Kb) Jack/Daniel When Jack and Daniel get trapped on a planet it leads to consequences neither of them could have foreseen. NC-17

Rain: Daniel (5 Kb) Jack/Daniel The rain falls. PG

Rain: Jack (6 Kb) Jack/Daniel The rain continues to fall. PG This story is a companion piece to Rain: Daniel

Going Down (24 Kb) Jack/Daniel Jack, Daniel and an elevator :) NC-17

Winter (42 Kb) Jack/Daniel If all of the strength and all of the courage come and lift me from this place... NC-17

Flower Power (4 Kb) Jack/Daniel After a mission... PG-13

Wormhole Extremes And Ruptured Seams (Off-site link) Jack/Daniel When you're in one place, and he's in another, and every word should be guarded. NC-17

Give Myself Away (39 Kb) New! 23rd May, 2003 Jack/Daniel Because even though he tells you to leave it's one thing you'll never do. NC-17

Star Wars

Elsewhere (45 Kb) Han/Luke A different interpretation of the end of 'Return Of The Jedi'. NC-17

The ABC Series

Each of these was written for a list challenge where each sentence must start with consecutive letters of the alphabet. There's an overall rating of NC-17, although the individual stories differ

A Is For... Jedi? (2 Kb) B Is For... Nerfherder? (2 Kb) C Is For... Millennium Falcon? (3 Kb) D Is For... Lightsaber? (2 Kb) E Is For... Droid? (2 Kb) F Is For... Wookie? (2 Kb) G Is For... Tatooine? (2 Kb) H Is For... AT-AT? (2 Kb) I Is For... Cloud City? (2 Kb) J Is For... Star Destroyer ? (2 Kb) K Is For... Yoda? (3 Kb) L Is For... X-Wing? (2 Kb) M Is For... Obi-Wan Kenobi? (2 Kb) N Is For... Qui-Gon Jinn? (3 Kb) O Is For... Ewok? (2 Kb) P Is For... Vader? (2 Kb) Q Is For... Hoth? (2 Kb)

The X-Files

I Believe: Mulder (4 Kb) Mulder/Krycek Mulder has a conversation with himself. PG

I Believe: Krycek (6 Kb) Mulder/Krycek It's Alex's turn, as his mind tries to discourage him from going to see Mulder. PG-13

Watching (2 Kb) Mulder/Krycek, Skinner/?? Skinner watches. PG-13

Priapic Themes And Velvet Screams (Off-site link) New! 12th October, 2002 Mulder/Krycek, with some Sentinel Wherein Fox is bored, Alex is creative, and Jim hears more than is good for him. NC-17

The X-Park Files (211 Kb) Mulder/Krycek Not a fic. What happens when Claire gets the url for the South Park Character Generator. PG

The X-Park Files, Redux (258 Kb) Mulder/Krycek Another non-fic. What happens when Claire keeps playing with said SP character generator. PG

Crossovers

Revelation 6:17 (23 Kb) Highlander / Herc-Xenaverse crossover Methos/Ares, Kronos/Ares, Methos/Kronos Kronos is concerned about his Brother and takes him to someone who may be able to help. NC-17

Dreams Of Death (3 Kb) Highlander / Herc-Xenaverse crossover Methos/Ares A different take on the scene in Elysium church between Methos and Mac during 'Rev 6:8'. PG-13

I Can't Flocking Believe We're Doing This (Off-site link) Combat Sheep / CI5: The New Professionals / Stargate: SG-1 crossover Moose/Chris, Chris/Sam, Jack/Daniel The Combat Sheep and CI5 team up to solve a case, and then the SG lot get involved and things really go to hell. What can I say except this is a parody and please don't take it seriously ;) NC-17

Zen And The Art Of Chopstick Mutilation (Off-site link) The X-Files / Stargate: SG-1 crossover, with others thrown in for good measure Alex/Daniel, Alex/Fox, Jack/Daniel Alex Krycek attends the 23rd Annual Bad Guys (tm) Convention. R

Zen And The Art Of Defensive Origami (Off-site link) The X-Files / Stargate: SG-1 crossover, with others thrown in for good measure Alex/Daniel, Alex/Fox, Jack/Daniel Fox Mulder attends the 23rd Annual Good Guys (tm) Convention. R This is a companion piece to Zen And The Art Of Chopstick Mutilation

Zen And The Art Of Chocolate Klismaphilia (Off-site link) The X-Files mainly, with others thrown in for good measure Mulder/Krycek So, you wanted to know what happened at the 21st Convention, did you... NC-17 Third in the Zen series.

Voodoo And The Art Of Hero Maintenance (Off-site link) Angel / The Sentinel / The X-Files / Andromeda / Diagnosis Murder / Stargate SG-1 / DangerMouse, with a few others thrown in as well Mainly all implications, although Sam Carter/Cordelia Chase makes an appearance Ever wondered what the Sidekicks got up to when the conventions took place... PG-13 Fourth in the Zen series.

Bitter Kiss (Off-site link) New! 2nd February, 2003 GoldenEye / The X-Files Bond/Trevelyan/Krycek No time for sweetness, but a bitter kiss will bring him to his knees. NC-17

Summer Nights Insanity Project

Because I wondered how many times it was possible to filk 'Summer Nights' {g}

Page created October 18th 2002

Olympian Nights (4 Kb) Ares/Joxer The Xena version that started it all ;-) PG

Sunnydale Nights (4 Kb) Xander/Spike The Buffy version! PG-13

Galactica Nights (4 Kb) New! 18th October, 2002 Apollo/Starbuck The Battlestar Galactica version! PG-13

Bits 'n' Pieces

• One Hundred Nights (2 Kb)

Due South - Fraser/Vecchio A night in Chicago. PG

"Wet Dreams (3 Kb) The A-Team - Face/Murdock Face and Murdock come to a decision in the shower. PG

• For England (2 Kb) New! 23rd May, 2003

GoldenEye - James/Alec Because, sometimes, love is all you need. PG

Gen Fiction

Last updated October 7th 2000
The stories that are here are part of a Highlander/X-Men crossover set entitled 'Of Mutants And Immortals'. The entire arc is a work in progress and will be updated whenever I finish the next part (however, I admit that may be somewhat sporadically). Also, although the 'OMAI' arc technically isn't slash, there are some slashy elements in some of the stories, and there are definitely adult situations, so know your own mind before you start.

OF MUTANTS AND IMMORTALS

Welcome To The X-Men, Kavik. Hope You Survive The Experience (77 Kb) 'Welcome' is the first story of the arc and introduces Kavik, an Immortal OFC who joins the X-Men. Note: this story contains m/f sexual situations.

An End To Ignorance (119 Kb) Set directly after 'Welcome', Kavik has met all of the X-Men bar one, when she suddenly feels the Presence of another Immortal. Note: this story also contains m/f sexual situations.

Sinister Manipulations (103 Kb) Kavik and Gambit are in Massachusetts when they are both kidnapped by Mr. Sinister. But what does he want with them?

Pawn To Queen's Knight Three (223 Kb) Barely recovering from escaping from Mr. Sinister's clutches (oops, gave the game away for the end of the last story), Kavik is drawn into a deadly game of cat and mouse with another Immortal that threatens not just her, but her friends as well.