What Happens in Peru
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| Title: | What Happens in Peru |
| Author(s): | Spikedluv |
| Date(s): | 31 March 2007 |
| Length: | 3115 words |
| Genre(s): | Slash, Humor, Smut |
| Fandom(s): | Sentinel |
| Relationship(s): | Jim/Blair |
| External Links: | What Happens in Peru Jim/Blair NC17 (LiveJournal)
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What Happens in Peru is a Jim/Blair story by Spikedluv. It was written for the batpack March Challenge: "What Happens in Vegas...".
Summary
Jim and Blair head to Peru for some help from a Shaman.
Awards and Nominations
- Honorable Mention - PWP (Plot? What Plot?) at the 2008 Light My Fire Awards
Reactions and Reviews
2007
Why this must be read: Humor, primal!Jim and some seriously hot smut. What more could you ask for?Excerpt: Late the next afternoon, Blair returned to their hut after spending the afternoon learning proper mediation techniques for vision quests. He was covered with sweat and paint, he smelled like smoke, and wanted nothing more than a trip down to the riverbank to rinse off. Instead he found another offering - dead monkey on a stick.
Blair was used to participating in strange rituals and eating unusual food, and was normally eager to try out new things, but he was ordinarily prepared for things like that. Coming upon the dead monkey so suddenly and without any warning was a shock. Blair backed away, covered his mouth in an attempt to hold back the gag, turned and ran straight into Jim.
“Jim!” Blair fisted his hands in Jim’s shirt - clean and damp, which meant that Jim had already had his bath after spending the day with the hunters - and dragged him over to the hut. Blair pointed. “Monkey! Dead monkey. On a stick.”[1]
It was amazing, thinking that Jim was inside him, and it had only taken a dead monkey, naked wrestling and the threat of an orgy to get them here.That about sums it up. Hilarious and, weirdly, totally i/c. How do you do that?
...no way was what happened in Peru staying in Peru.
Of course not. Blair will talk and talk until Jim finds a good way to shut him up.
I loved this so much it may be illegal. [2]
What a great story. Just loved it. Hot and funny and...Heee! Jim getting pissed off by it all......Finally forced into action. LOL!""“That’s it, I’ve had enough of this!” Jim stood, grabbed Blair’s hand and dragged him out of the hut.""
There are many more great quotes,so I'm going back to read it again,again. *G*
Thank you for sharing.[3]
2009
I first came across spikedluv's stuff when I was cruising the Numb3rs fandom. I absolutely adored her stuff from the start; imagine my joy when I saw she wrote The Sentinel too!! Out of all her great stuff, this story is my absolute favorite. It's the perfect blend of humor and smut that any girl could ask for. With lines like "Monkey! Dead monkey. On a stick." and "it had only taken a dead monkey, naked wrestling and the threat of an orgy to get them here", ya gotta know that a unique experience is on the horizon. And it's sweat-inducing to add to the blessed mix. What's not to love!?!? (slash) [4]
References
- ^ What Happens in Peru by spikedluv (NC17), Archived version at Crack Van. Posted 13 May 2007.
- ^ Comment by kitty_poker1 at LiveJournal.
- ^ Comment by chriselora55 at LiveJournal.
- ^ I've only been in the Sentinel fandom for about two months..., Archived version comment by duonoaikouka. Posted 10 January 2009 at sentinelficfind.