Be Prepared (To Write a Blanket Permission Statement) (Filk)

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Filksong
Song Title: Be Prepared (To Write a Blanket Permission Statement)
Composer:
Lyrics: blackglass
Melody: "Be Prepared" from The Lion King
Date: 9th May 2023
Subject: Podfic, Blanket Permission, Blanket Permission to Podfic
Other:
External Links: direct audio link; AO3 page

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Be Prepared (To Write a Blanket Permission Statement) [Filk] is a filk song, by blackglass, deepestbluesky and MelancholyMorningstar, published for Voiceteam 2023. At time of access (7th June 2023), the full title on AO3 is End Racism in the OTW | Be Prepared (To Write a Blanket Permission Statement) [Filk], a reference to the End_OTW_Racism campaign.

Summary

A filk encouraging authors to write a blanket permission statement! Set to The Lion King's "Be Prepared."

Quotation

Podficcer:

“I wish someone would podfic my stories”

Is a thing I sometimes see people say

And I’m here with advice-- non-obligatory!--

About blanket permission today!

I know that you may not have heard of

This wonderful thing called bp

But if you’re willing to hear it, heed the word of

A humble podficcer like me


You can’t tell from our petitions

The anxiety that asking can cause!

And as long as we’re talking ‘bout permissions

Consider making your fic free to record!


So prepare for a chance to help fandom

Be prepared for sensational news

A shining new era

Of fanworks draws nearer


Author 1:

And all I need is a statement?


Podficcer:

Yes, that’d be the greatest!


Your fic’s unrecorded

But you’ll be rewarded

When at last you have given bp

And more fannish joy willingly shared!


Be prepared!


Author 1:

Yeah be prepared! I can’t wait to write a statement! ….what do we say?


Podficcer:

“Feel free to record my fic!”


Author 2:

That’s it? What else?


Podficcer:

How about if you want to be notified? And how to pronounce your name?

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