Quantum Quandaries

Zine
Title:	Quantum Quandaries
Publisher:
Editor(s):
Date(s):	1992
Series?:
Medium:	print
Size:	90 pages
Genre:	het
Fandom:	Quantum Leap
Language:	English
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Quantum Quandaries is a 90-page adult het Quantum Leap anthology. It has the subtitle, "A Collection of Erotica." On the cover, A state of perplexity or uncertainty, especially as to what to do; dilemma.

The fiction is all anonymous.

According to the September 1992 Bill Hupe catalog, there were to be only fifty copies created.

From the Editorial

BEFORE YOU LEAP INTO THE ACCELERATOR, READ THESE WORDS OF CAUTION...

You are about to embark on a most amazing journey, leaping about in time with no way to get back home, little memory of your past, and an uncertain future.

Naturally, there will be a few complications along the way. Remember your Boy Scout motto: Be Prepared! Always use a condom! Although in these pages Our Hero doesn't always think with his mind, remember that you should. The following pages are filled with erotic fiction, fantasies, daydreams (oh, yes, indeed, the stuff that dreams are made of!), but in real life, please protect yourself and loved one.

In the meantime, the only protection you might need while reading the following stories is a plastic cover over each page to keep them clean while you drool over Sam Beckett's adventures. You'll have to supply your own plastic covers, as yer humble editors wanted to keep the price as reasonable as possible. "No frills, lots of thrillsQ" is our motto. Well, one of them, anyway! We hope you enjoy the passionate purpose covers and inserts, and the lovely lilac paper so well-suited for the purple prose imprinted thereon. We don't want to keep you from leaping right into the stories, but wanted to explain a few things.

First of all, we apologize most humbly to all of you Al fans for the lack of an Al story. We really did try to procure one, but our contributor's computer must have a taste for the Admiral, because the disk the story was written on was eaten and completely digested by the computer, with no way of retrieval possible in time for the deadline. You know how impatient Dr. Beckett was to get on with his experiment, so we hope you'll understand why we decided to delay the story until the next issue, rather than make you wait of the rest to the delicious stories in this first issue.

Contents

• Before You Step Into the Accelerator, Read These Words of Caution, editorial (i)
• Good Golly, Miss Molly by Nancy Lee (13 pages)
• A Taste of Honey by Tiffany Rose (5 pages)

MISSING SCENES

• (1) To Each His Dulcinea by Marie Lasalle (3 pages)
• (2) Ceasefire: April 7, 1970 by Janet Blair (3 pages)
• (3) Romance, Romance (11.6 Hours of Matrimonial Bliss) by Deirdre (7 pages)

• My Life as a Dog by Suzanne Langley (19 pages)
• Going Down by Marie Lasalle (3 pages)
• There Oughta Be a Law by Al Legation and Eva Dense (Quantum Leap and Eisenhower & Lutz crossover) (37 pages)

Reactions and Reviews

Four out of five stars... straight x-rated, out of print, includes missing scenes from Vietnam, Catch a Falling Star, and The Leap Back, plus a cross with Eisenhour and Lutz. all anonymous.

An anonymous erotica zine. I have no info on the status of this zine, but heard there was supposed to be two issues. #1 has acute scene of Al settling down with a bowl of popcorn to enjoy the "show." Unfortunately, Tina spoiled his plans.