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It was one of the first multimedia slash zines published. 
Origin of the Title
The title comes from an exchange in The Professionals episode "Killer With A Long Arm":
- Doyle: Don't knock it. Ghetto means, um, being able to depend on your own kind.
- Bodie: So, you and me are a mobile ghetto, eh?
A Submission Request in Its Infancy
We are thinking of producing an adult media zine with relationship stories from series such as: "The Professionals", "Hooker", "Star Trek", "Man from UNCLE", etc. If anyone is interested in contributing to such a zine, we would like to see your stories, etc. 
Mobile Ghettos 1 was published in 1985 and is 144 pages long.
- The Turquoise Mine Affair by Eros (Man From U.N.C.L.E.) (prequel to City of Byzantium, reprinted in Turquoise Mine) (34 pages)
- Prescience Perfect by Melanie Athene (Starsky and Hutch) (8 pages)
- The Christmas Fairy by Sharon F (The Professionals) (10 pages)
- Distant Shores by Madeline Lee (Starsky and Hutch) (17 pages)
- Crime Of The Heart by Melanie Athene (TJ Hooker) (Hooker/Corrigan) (27 pages)
- The Cultural Exchange Affair by Emma Lee Marion (Man From U.N.C.L.E./Starsky and Hutch) (reprinted in Reclassified Affairs #2) (19 pages)
- Substitute by Sue-Anne Hartwick (Starsky and Hutch) (4 pages)
- Putting Out Fire - Meg Lewtan (The Professionals) (10 pages)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1
See reactions and reviews of The Christmas Fairy.
[zine]: This zine was a first for me - my first ' slash' fanzine. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, it comes from the fact that these same sex stories are often referred to as Kirk
Mobile Ghettos 2 was published in 1987 and is 142 pages long.
- One of the Perks by Sarah Leibold (The Professionals) (poem)
- Springtime in Paris by Sharon F. (The Professionals) (22 pages)
- Pickin' Up the Pieces by Melanie Athene (Starsky and Hutch) (4 pages)
- Captives by Sue-Anne Hartwick (poem)
- More Precious than Rubies by Jean Chabot (poem)
- Rites of the Full Moon by Clotilda Willard (Man From U.N.C.L.E.) (17 pages)
- The Portrait by Sue-Anne Hartwick (poem)
- Always the Bridesmaid by Kate Shaw (Hill Street Blues) (8 pages)
- Hearts and Flowers by Melanie Athene (The Professionals) (poem)
- Silent Partners by Phoebe Entwhistle (The Professionals) (33 pages)
- Your Folks? For Dinner? by Zach Nitzyekov (Man From U.N.C.L.E.) (5 pages)
- Homecoming by Madelein Lee (Starsky and Hutch) (8 pages)
- Render Unto Caesar by Melanie Athene (The Professionals) (7 pages)
- Wild Justice by Annette Hall (The Professionals) (poem)
- Nip of Time by Casey Melvin (Man From U.N.C.L.E.) (5 pages)
- Heat by Lainie Stone (The Professionals) (18 pages) (This may be the last story written by this author, as she, as per her letter in The Hatstand Express #13, gafiates.)
- A Matter of Time by Jean Chabot (poem)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2
See reactions and reviews for Heat.
See reactions and reviews for Silent Partners.
[Springtime in Paris]: I note that anyone whose stomach can't process an ordinary dessert, to the point where it incapacitates him for hours, is hardly fit for 24-hour alertness duty in CI5. This destroyed my suspension of belief right at the start of the story, and it never recovered. Healthy eating is one thing; what amounts to a debilitating allergy to a common food substance is another, and is not a useful characteristic. 
[zine]: I skimmed a copy of MOBILE GHETTOES II at a friend's, and found the stories uniformly pleasant and enjoyable, except for the last, short piece—"Heat", by Lainie Stone—which is simply the best Pros story I have ever read and the best fan story I have read in years. Incredibly depressing, incredibly touching, incredibly good. Not all that plausible biologically speaking (thank god!) but who cares, all the emotions are right. I heartily urge people to buy this zine.