Kitty's House of Pleasure... and Pain
| Personal Fanfiction Website | |
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| Website: | Kitty's House of Pleasure... and Pain |
| Author: | Kitty Fisher |
| Dates: | 1999 or before - 2006 or later |
| Fandom: | Smallville, The X-Files, Sharpe, Highlander, The Professionals, UFO, The Man from UNCLE, Doctor Who, Misc |
| URL: | http://www.devinemadness.com/kittyfisher/ (Wayback link) |
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Kitty's House of Pleasure... and Pain was the personal slash fanfiction site of Kitty Fisher.
The Smallville section of the site won the 2003 "FANCY ME YOURS" awards in the category "BEST NC-17 ARCHIVE".[1]
Warning Page
Welcome to KITTY'S HOUSE OF PLEASURE... AND PAIN.This is a slash site. Go BACK if you do not want to read stories involving two men having sex, or if you are under the age of consent in your area.
Go FOWARD if you want smut, silliness, fetish, bondage, and nasty, nasty things happening to pretty boys. Rape and violence, love and tenderness can all be found here. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: All the slash stories on this site are non-profit-making. The characters belong to their creators, and not to Kitty. Kitty occasionally gets upset over this, but she copes with the aid of vodka, chocolate and an ever growing collection of obscure bondage equipment.
Webrings
The site was a member of the Smallville Slash WebRing, the Smallville Fan Fiction WebRing, the Kink-Slash Fanfic WebRing, the Professionals Ring, The BritSlash SiteRing, the Hong Kong Movie Slash Ring and The Rare Slash SiteRing.[2]
Smallville
BLOOD SPORTS Series
The Blood Sports series was the winner in the categories BEST SLASH FIC M/M and BEST SHIPPER FIC at the 2003 "FANCY ME YOURS" awards.[1]
I BAIT • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 60K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: First Time, Series • Summary: Clark wants, Lex offers. • Completed: April 2002 • Comments: Chapter #1 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: To Lorelei, for proofing and ooohing. • Special Thanks: To Gwendolen for the fabulous cover art! • Warnings: Sex, chains... you get the picture.
II LURE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 52K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Kink, Series • Summary: Lex and Cherry take Clark to a club. • Completed: May 2002 • Comments: Chapter #2 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: To everyone who liked Bait enough to say so, to The Spike for translations and kind words, and to Lorelei for patience. • Warnings: Men in frocks and way too much dancing around.
III SNARE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 21K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Kink, Series • Summary: Lex takes Clark for a ride. • Completed: May 2002 • Comments: Chapter #3 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: Lorelei, The Spike, for beta and general all round splendiferousness. Also to Autumn and Stacey who liked Lure and said so AND wanted limo-sex. • Warnings: Beware, men-in-frocks and much of yer actual sex.
IV CREANCE • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 81K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: SM, Kink, Series • Summary: Once I had a secret love...but my secret is no secret anymore. • Completed: June 2002 • Comments: Chapter #4 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: To Lorelei and The Spike, for beta, for making me laugh, and for a certain consistency of thought on my writing that spans the Atlantic... • Special Thanks: To Slod for the fabulous cover art! • Warnings: SM, much happy sex play with kinks that might seriously squick readers of a gentle disposition.
V EARTH • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 60K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Angst, Series • Summary: Cherry provides shelther from the storm. • Completed: July 2002 • Comments: Chapter #5 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: Can y'all take the gun away from my head now? Oh, and beta-bliss from Lorelei and The Spike. • Special Thanks: To Henry Jones, Jr and Sparcck for the fabulous cover art!
VI QUARRY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 91K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Hurt/Comfort, Kink, Series • Summary: There's hurt, and then there's hurt. • Completed: July 2002 • Comments: Chapter #6 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: Lorelei and The Spike are the best betas — love and hugs to them both for services above and beyond the call of duty!
VII BLIND • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 35K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Kink, Series • Summary: Now who's the master? Or, just another rainy afternoon in Smallville. • Completed: August 2002 • Comments: Chapter #7 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: For Lorelei, Jack and Te, all of whom wanted Kryptonite in the bedroom, though they haven't actually got it... Thanks to Lorelei for beta, even if it felt mean to make her edit her own story. US beta by 'An Anonymous Benefactor' — Kitty says, thank you! • Special Thanks: To EleanorB for the fabulous cover art!
VIII TIERÇEL • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 89K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: SM, Kink, Series • Summary: The second gift. • Completed: October 2002 • Comments: Chapter #8 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: Many thanks to Lorelei and the Spike for beta. And nagging. You can both put the sharp sticks down now. The beta fairy has no sharp stick, just the sparkly wand.
IX WINTERING • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 128K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: SM, Kink, Series • Summary: Has Lex grown bored with what Clark has to offer? • Completed: May 2005 • Comments: Chapter #9 in the BLOOD SPORTS series. • Acknowledgements: For Lorelei, Happy Birthday 2005.
AFFIRMATION • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 26K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Angst, First Time • Summary: Lex copes with grief, and Clark copes with new understanding. Possible spoilers for CRUSH. • Completed: May 2002 • Acknowledgements: To The M, who likes her Lex dark, darker and darkest. Also to Lorelei, as always...
BOYS! RAISE GIANT MUSHROOMS IN YOUR BASEMENT! • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 15K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: First Time, Humor • Summary: Just how big do they grow 'em down on the farm? • Completed: June 2002 • Acknowledgements: Written for Livia's Ray Bradbury Challenge. And blame EleanorB; SHE asked for it!
CLOSER • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 41K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Angst • Summary: My 'what if' for EXODUS. • Completed: July 2003 • Acknowledgements: For Lorelei, who wanted something without sharks or desert islands. With thanks to Jacynrebekah and PepperyLyme for US terminology/beta, and to Lorelei for beta.
CRIMSON • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 24K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: First Time, Angst • Summary: Lex gets more than he bargained for. • Completed: April 2005 • Acknowledgements: For Goth_Clark, who asked, and the First Time Challenge.
FRAGMENT • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 4K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: SM, Kink • Summary: Possibilities. • Completed: July 2002
FREAK • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 91K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: AU, Rape, Hurt/Comfort • Summary: The End has come, LuthorCorp rules what remains of the planet, and Clark Kent is dead... or is he? • Completed: August 18, 2002 • Acknowledgements: To Lorelei, as always, for beta and pretty much everything. To Koi, for US beta and the loveliest emails. To Jack, for encouragement and laughter. • Dedication: For The Spike, who may have ended up with slightly more than she asked for. • Special Thanks: To Osianna for the fabulous cover art! • Warnings: Extreme Violence. This is a serious warning. Don't read this story if you are squicked by nasty things like, rape, violence and future-world AUs. Dammit, there are probably comma splices in here too, so, reader — beware!
GLITTER • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 28K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: First Time • Summary: Sweet boys, unhappy Lex. • Completed: September 2002 • Acknowledgements: For Valentine, who asked, sort of, for something akin to this. With thanks to Lorelei and Koi for beta, thank you kindly.
GHOSTS • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 105K • Characters: Lex/Lionel, Clark/Lex • Classification: Abuse, Angst • Summary: Possible spoilers up to NICODEMUS. • Completed: April 2002 • Acknowledgements: To Lorelei for poking me. A lot. With a very sharp stick. • Warnings: Rape, incest, and other stuff that some may consider disturbing.
MERCURY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 24K • Characters: Lex, Giles • Classification: Crossover, Hurt/Comfort, Rape • Summary: It's 1998, and Buffy's mentor encounters an abomination of a different sort. • Completed: July 2002 • Acknowledgements: For EleanorB with love and gratitude for feeding my obsessions. Oh, and with apologies for Giles — he just happened!
MINT • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 31K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: First Time • Summary: Sweet boys, happy Lex. • Completed: August 2002 • Acknowledgements: For Lorelei.
OUBLIETTE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 19K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Hurt/Comfort • Summary: Lex in extremis. • Completed: April 2002 • Acknowledgements: Written for Livia's X-FILES Challenge.
RIM • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 10K • Characters: Clark/Lex • Classification: Kink • Summary: Er... see title. • Completed: May 2002 • Acknowledgements: For Thamiris, who asked... • Warnings: Squick ahoy for some — see title.
TRADE • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 109K • Characters: Kent/Alexander • Classification: A/U • Summary: What happens when a cynical slave is bought by an uncouth barbarian? More than either of them expected... • Completed: July 2003 • Acknowledgements: Written for the Historical Challenge. For Nerodi, who started me thinking about Clark and Lex again. With thanks to Celli, Sugarrush, and of course Lorelei, for beta.
WHITE • Ratings: Pre-Slash • File Size: 10K • Characters: Lex • Classification: Angst • Summary: Lex... alive. • Completed: July 2002 • Acknowledgements: Written for the Crayola Challenge.
The X-Files
SECRET • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 31K • Characters: Mulder/Krycek • Classification: Rape • Summary: • Completed: January 1997 • Commments: Previously published in X-PLICIT FANTASIES. Winner of the 1997 STIF-fie Best Short X-Files Story. • Warnings: Rape, bondage, violence and other stuff that some may consider disturbing.
Sharpe
OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 27K • Characters: Sharpe/Harper • Classification: Hurt/Comfort • Summary: • Completed: August 1994
WRITTEN IN DUST, CARVED IN BONE: PARTS I, II, III • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 578K • Characters: Sharpe/Carlyle • Classification: Epic Novel • Summary: Sharpe is sent on a deadly mission to a guerilla stronghold where he encounters the charismatic Carlyle — and duty and happiness come into an inevitable collision course. • Completed: • Comments: Previously published by KATHLEEN RESCH.
Highlander
LUCIFER FALLING: PARTS I, II, III • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 445K • Characters: Methos/Kronos, Methos/Duncan, Cassandra • Classification: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Rape • Summary: A follow–up to COMES A HORSEMAN and REVELATIONS 6:8. Duncan must deal with both his anger and his love for Methos — and the deadly influence of Kronos' personality, which he has absorbed through the Quickening. • Completed: 1997 • Comments: Previously published by KATHLEEN RESCH. • Warnings: I know that there has to be some!
SARCOPHAGUS • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 116K • Characters: Methos/Kronos, Methos/Other • Classification: Rape, SM • Summary: Sex and violence in Ancient Greece • Completed: 1997 • Comments: Thanks to Maygra, Mairead Triste, and everyone at Manacles Press who originally published this in WALKING DISTANCE and gave me the best edit I have ever received in my life. • Warnings: Extreme violence...extreme everything really....
The Professionals
A LEVER TO MOVE THE WORLD • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 8K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Angst, PWP • Summary: What's one to do on a rainy afternoon? • Completed: 2001 • Comments: Previously published in DISCOVERED IN A LETTERBOX 20.
A RAINY NIGHT IN SOHO • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 33K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Angst, First Time • Summary: What's one to do on a rainy evening? • Completed: 1992 • Comments: Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 2.
CHIMERA • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 41K • Characters: Zax/Philip • Classification: A/U, Angst, First Time • Summary: Who is master, and who the whore, when a Number becomes obsessed with a Name? • Completed: • Comments: Character Zax is from the MS movie, FACELIFT; original character Philip written with LC in mind.
FEASTING WITH PANTHERS • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 56K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Angst, BDSM • Summary: As they say, be careful what you wish for. • Completed: 1992 • Comments: Previusoly published in NO HOLDS BARRED 4. • Warnings: Heavy BDSM.
HARLEQUIN, HARLEQUIN • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 54K • Characters: Zax/Bodie • Classification: A/U, Angst, First Time, Betrayal • Summary: A re–telling of Chimera...with a subtle twist. • Completed: 1995 • Comments: Character Zax is from the MS movie, FACELIFT. Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 10.
HIGHLAND GOLD • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 10K • Characters: Doyle/Cowley • Classification: Established Relationship • Summary: The pairing says it all. • Completed: 2000 • Comments: Previously published in DISCOVERED IN A LETTERBOX 14.
IN GOD'S COUNTRY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 96K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: First Time • Summary: The road to love is often long and winding, and fraught with hazards. • Completed: March 1995 • Comments: Previously published in LEATHER AND BLUE JEANS 2.
INTERLUDE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 8K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: First Time • Summary: A moment in time. • Completed: 1995
LIKE A RIVER TO THE SEA • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 34K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Incest, Hurt/Comfort • Summary: "...I don't believe in painted roses, or bleeding hearts, while bullets rape the night of the merciful..." ~ One Tree Hill, U2 • Completed: April 1993 • Comments: Previously published in DYAD 13. • Warnings: Incest squick.
MONOPOLY • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 26K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Kink, PWP • Summary: Win or loose — it's how you play the game that counts. • Completed: July 2002 • Comments: With thanks to Lorelei, for not laughing too much when I needed a body to practise T-shirt techniques on. Beta from Lorelei and Sharon — thank you kindly! • Dedication: For my DeVine web-mistress, who requested an angst-free PWP with leather, an alley and sex. Here this is, a small thank you for Kitty's House of Pleasure and Pain. ~ And your WebMistress thanks you! • Warnings: If you don't like hard sex between two men, don't read.
TAKING TIME • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 17K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Established Relationship • Summary: Some ghosts don't require exorcising. • Completed: 1995
THE ALCHEMIST'S MEASURE • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 164K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: A/U, BDSM, Series • Summary: Penniless Lord Doyle is about to embark on a marriage of convenience — until he meets the master of his body... and heart. • Completed: March 1994 • Comments: Prequel to The Devil's Apprentice. Previously published in DARK FANTASIES 2. • Warnings: Heavy BDSM.
THE CHAMELEON'S DISH • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 173K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Angst, Betrayal, Rape • Summary: All's well that ends well...eventually. • Completed: 1993 • Comments: Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 4.
THE DEVIL'S APPRENTICE • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 186K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: A/U, BDSM, Series • Summary: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. • Completed: 1996 • Comments: Sequel to The Alchemist's Measure. Previously published in DARK FANTASIES 4. • Warnings: Heavy BDSM. Extreme violence, kidnap, and torture.
THE PILLORY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 25K • Characters: Bodie, Doyle, Cowley • Classification: Angst, Betrayal, Death • Summary: To what lengths will one go to achieve their ultimate goal? • Completed: 1994 • Comments: Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 6. • For those who prefer a happy ending with our boys together — or at least not with Cowley — UKJess has provided us with SEVEN NEW ENDINGS TO THE PILLORY, often with hillarious results. Thank you, Jess.
THORN • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 9K • Characters: Bodie/Doyle • Classification: Angst, Death • Summary: Pricked, we all recoil, and yet instinctively, we seek to kiss and soothe the wound. The same is true with hearts in love. ~ Vicillius, Athens • Completed: 2000 • Comments: Previously published in DISCOVERED IN A LETTERBOX 14.
UFO
BLACK AND WHITE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 38K • Characters: Straker/Foster • Classification: BDSM • Summary: • Completed: January 1994 • Comments: Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED #9.
The Man from Uncle
ASHES • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 12K • Characters: Illya/Napoleon • Classification: A/U, Vampires, Series • Summary: And they lived happliy (for)ever after.... • Completed: May 1994 • Comments: Sequel to Dust. Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 5.
CAMERA OBSCURA • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 38K • Characters: Illya/Napoleon • Classification: Established Relationship • Summary: • Completed: August 1995 • Comments: Previously published in DYAD 18.
DUST • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 79K • Characters: Illya/Napoleon • Classification: A/U, Vampires, Series • Summary: What diabolical scheme does THRUSH plan for the newly undead? • Completed: May 1994 • Comments: Prequel to Ashes. Previously published in NO HOLDS BARRED 5.
TRUE COLOURS: PARTS I, II, III, IV • Ratings: Slash, NC-17 • File Size: 504K • Characters: Illya/Napoleon • Classification: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Rape • Summary: When Illya is captured, tortured and raped by an old THRUSH enemy, Napoleon is forced to come to terms with the importance of his feelings for Illya. • Completed: March 1993 • Comments: Previously published by KATHLEEN RESCH. • Warnings: I know that there has to be some!
Doctor Who
REAMING OF ENGLAND: PARTS I, II • Ratings: Slash, NC17 • File Size: 337K • Characters: The 5th Doctor/Turlough • Classification: Novella • Completed: October 1998 • Comments: This has been hanging around for so long as a concept and as a story, that I had almost forgotten about it. But... I guess it deserves an airing. Be warned though — the end is not how I really want it to be. One day I may even re–write it, but in the meantime... here is my version of what happened after Turlough went home. If you're not sure, the 5th Doctor was Peter Davison (1982 — 1984). • Warnings: Violence and more violence.
Miscellaneous Fandoms
FLIGHT • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 8K • Fandom: Swan Lake • Characters: Prince/Swan • Classification: Death • Summary: This is based on the AMP production of SWAN LAKE which featured all male swans. The homoeroticism was quite stunning, and this remains of of the most intense and tragic love stories I have ever seen on stage. • Completed: • Comments: For Laura, With Love....
NEW YEAR'S DAY • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 50K • Fandom: Lethal Weapon • Characters: Riggs/Murtaugh • Classification: Angst, First Time • Summary: A postscript to LETHAL WEAPON. • Completed: June 1994
NIGHT SWEATS • Ratings: R for on–screen violence. • File Size: 7K • Fandom: Based on the BBC drama series SPOOKS. • Characters: Tom Quinn • Classification: Angst • Summary: A moment for Tom. • Completed: 2002
THROUGH SMOKE AND MIRRORS • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 41K • Fandom: James Bond • Characters: 007/006 • Classification: BDSM • Summary: The 'missing scene' from GOLDENEYE. • Completed: February 1996 • Comments: Previously published in ALTER EGOS.
TRIBUTE • Ratings: Slash • File Size: 20K • Characters: Jet Li as The Emperor, Pu Li, and Andy Lau as Wah Dee • Classification: A/U, Ficlet • Summary: • Completed: April 2002
References
- ^ a b Kitty's Awards and Nominations. (Accessed 15 May 2020)
- ^ Kitty Fisher's Webrings, via Wayback: 15 February 2003. (Accessed 14 May 2020)