This series features back cover "Sehlat Sagas" cartoons by Helen Sneddon, Kryptic Krosswords for Klingons, and short jokes scattered throughout.
"Alnitah" is the name of the star Zeta Orion, the far left star of Orion's belt. 
Alnitah was first issued during Star Trek fandom's infancy in the UK. From IDIC: "With the exception of Alnitah, fanzines were duplicated; there was simply no other practical way to reproduce the news and fan fiction cheaply."
This zine won a 1988 "Federation Class of Excellence" Surak Award.
General Reactions and Reviews
These zines are delightful. They almost make up for Space: 1999. Thoroughgoingly, almost aggressively, English, from the schoolboy canings and getting lost on the moors to the understandable but still startling British spelling ('The Corbomite Manoevere'?) they show us our own chauvinism. To paraphrase Shaw, the English and the Americans are two fandoms divided by a common interest. Of course Kirk is American but that doesn't guarantee he'll be like us any more than we are like Alexander Hamilton. Alnitah demonstrates a bit how everyone makes Trek over into his own image... There aren't a great many illos, and those there aren't all that good. Yet the layout (unreduced offset) is very fine, competent, and balanced. Nor are the stories winners, suffering from too many two-paragraph scenes and lots of the shoosh-blooey-blam that made 1999 so dear to our hearts. Yet the characters are whole, if simplistic; the stories begin at the beginning, go on until they reach the end, and then stop; the humor is terribly, delightfully pawky... and sometimes the illos are just so -- right... It's a potpourri, something for everyone, for this is, I'm told, England's only fiction zine. Definitely worth a look; at the price, it can't be beat. 
Alnitah 1 contains 42 pages, was published in 1975, and edited by Ann Looker, Margaret Draper, and Joyce Cluett. Cover by Helen McCarthy; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" cartoon by Helen Sneddon. Other artwork by Margaret Austin and Beth Hallam.There was a second printing in March 1976.
- Incident in a City by Beth Hallam (p. 3-6)
- Cold Snap by Margaret Draper [reprinted in Alnitah Omnibus #1] While on a mission to a cold planet, Spock becomes hypothermic and Scott and Chekov have to take care of him. (p. 7-22)
- Kryptic Krossword for Klingons by Beth Hallam (p. 23)
- Nameless Enemy by Ann Looker [reprinted in Alnitah Omnibus #1] Kirk, McCoy and Spock are escorting a young Romulan prisoner when the shuttlecraft is damaged and Kirk knocked unconscious. There is possibly enough air for three to survive until rescue, but definitely not for four. (p. 24-29)
- Paternity Order by Beth Hallam. A young female crewmember's newborn baby bears a striking resemblance to Spock. (p. 30-37)
- Freedom is her Name by Helen Sneddon.
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1
Alnitah 2 was published in 1975, contains 44 pages, and edited by Ann Looker, Margaret Draper, and Joyce Cluett. On the cover: "Inside: A Study in Star Trek." Interior art by Anne Cockitt and back cover by Helen Sneddon.
- A Study in Star Trek by Margaret Draper [reprinted in Alnitah Omnibus #1] A Star Trek/Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Who tale, a sort-of sequel to "Cold Snap." (p. 3-18)
- POEM: Know Any Jokes? by Helen Sneddon [Reprinted from Fizzbin] (p. 19)
- A Kind of Caring by Helen McCarthy. Kirk is badly injured when they beam down to a meet a planet's delegation. (p. 20-30)
- A Spoonful of Sugar by Beth Hallam. A yeoman afflicted with xenophobia is stranded with Spock in the aftermath of an earthquake. (p. 31-43)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2
Alnitah 3 contains 68 pages and was published in July 1976. Cover by Michael Eason; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Additional interior art by Helen McCarthy. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett.
- Festive Spirit by Margaret Draper (p. 4-11)
- POEM: 'Twas Hogmany on the Starship by Helen Sneddon (p. 12)
- Alien by Helen McCarthy (p. 14-31)
- Captain Slog Helen Sneddon (p. 32)
- cartoon by Margaret Austin (p. 33)
- recipe by Jackie Wright (p. 34)
- Reconciled Among the Stars by Ann Looker (p. 35-44)
- Kryptic Krossword for Klingons by Beth Hallam (p. 45)
- poem by Joyce Deeming (p. 47)
- The Nebulous Crab by Sheila Clark (p. 48-64)
- McCoy's Bad Day (24) by Gareth Looker [reprinted in Alnitah Omnibus #1]
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 3
Alnitah 4 contains 64 pages and was published in 1976. Front and back cover by Robin Hill. Other cartoons by Joyce Deeming and other artwork by Helen Sneddon and Beth Hallam. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett.
- Open House by Helen Sneddon [reprinted in Alnitah Omnibus #1] (p. 3-15)
- The Human Computer by Matthew Brown (p. 16-27)
- Countdown by Robin Hill (p. 31-34)
- Dilithium Crystals Are Forever by Robin Hill (p. 36-37)
- Teeth of the Lynx by Sheila Clark (p. 41-63)
- Poem by Helen Sneddon
- Poem by Beth Hallam
- Poem by Margaret Draper
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 4
Alnitah 5 contains 50 pages and was published in 1977. Cover by Michael Eason; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Robin Hill. It was edited by Margaret Draper, Margaret Austin, Ann Looker, and Joyce Deeming.
- The Six-Million Credit Space Trek by Margaret Austin (Michael Eason turned it into a comic strip) (2)
- A Friend Like That by Julia Felton [sequel is "Flight of the Red Hawk" in Alnitah 10.] (27)
- Border Incident by Margaret Draper (31)
- Sarek's Legacy, poem by Joyce Deeming (40)
- Menage a Trois by Matthew Brown (41)
- The Wreck of the Enterprise, poem by Margaret Draper
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 5
We enjoy this one immensely, sort of Britain's answer to Warped Space. Comes out about as often, too. Margaret Draper is not only bananas, but she's a superior writer as well. Her 'Border Incident' concerns the events immediately after 'Enterprise Incident.' details how Kirk and Tal come to an understanding. But the highlight of this issue is -- dah da da dah! -- 'The Six-Million Credit Space Trek,' which is a 25-page black and white comic strip mish-mash of Star Trek, 2001 Space Odyssey, Space: 1999, Mission Impossible, UFO, Bionicism and Planet of the Apes with a little Lost in Space thrown in. Hilarious. 
Alnitah 6 contains 44 pages and was published in June 1977. Cover by Michael/Mick Eason; Bacover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Mick Eason, Robin Hill, Sandy Sapatka, Beth Hallam, Helen McCarthy. It was edited by Margaret Draper, Margaret Austin, Joyce Deeming and Ann Looker.
- All in the Family by Beth Hallam (2)
- The Great Shirt by Margaret Draper (in script form) (12)
- Spock's Daffodils, poem by Caroline Nixon (21)
- And Peace on the Haven, and Peace on the Sea by Helen McCarthy (24)
- Open Sesame! by Ann Looker (30)
- Totally Illogical by Sheila Clark (43)
art from issue #6, Robin Hill, a Gorn models some spiffy duds
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 6
All in the Family' is a story I can read again and again. Kirk, having been invalided off the E, is replaced, not by Spock, but by a Howard Lessor, and the crew resents Spock's being bumped. This plot has been done before, but never so well. Lessor is not a martinet, a clown, nor a creep; he is a captain and quite a likable one, too. He could be a damned good captain of the Enterprise, but his 'tragic flaw' is that he doesn't happen to be either Kirk or Spock -- the Excalibur idea, only the 'rightwise King of England born' can wield the sword/drive the ship. There is some unnecessary business when Lossor and Spock discover they are cousins, and somebody's great-uncle is an an admiral, but on the whole, a most pleasant story. 'Open Sesame' is still better. Spock does something dumb but in character, resulting in him, Kirk, McCoy, and Uhura getting trapped underground in a deserted city. The Captain gets hit by a loose rafter, the air is running out, and their only route of escape lied in a recalcitrant computer that induced fear and pain in tamperers... and then -- and then -- a marvelous suspense piece. 'The Great Shirt' is rather odd, like a Monty Python out of The Prisoner, but somewhat disappointing for a piece by Margaret Draper. Nor is 'And Peace on the Haven' and 'Peace on the Sea' as well written as the ones above. Nevertheless, #6 is a bloodigood ish of a bloodigood zine, and comes highly recommended. 
Alnitah 7 was published in January 1978 and is 44 pages long. Cover by Maggi; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Robin Hill, Bob Shaw, Mick Eason, Beth Hallam, and Alan Hunter.
- Soul Circuit by Robin Hill (2)
- Ear To Ear by Caroline Nixon (14)
- In Check by Margaret Draper (18)
- Whirr Click by Helen Sneddon (31)
- No Other Love by Helen Sneddon (37)
- Edith, poem by Joyce Deeming (44)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 7
It is probably one of the best fanzines that I've seen come out of England for awhile. Although everything in this issue of Alnitah may not be a classic, there are a few superbly written stories and some new and ORIGINAL artwork. There are two stories within dealing with the computer on the Big E: one serious and one not so serious. 'Soul Circuit' is basically a twist on 'The Ultimate Computer,' except that in this piece the Enterprise is gifted with a soul through he implementation of a new computer unit. I found myself wishing, after ending the story, that Robin had dealt a bit more closely with the problems attendant to any being with a soul, even if it may look like a machine outwardly, but it does give some cause to think about. 'Whirr Click,' on the other hand, is a delightful comedy in which the computer breaks down and begins fouling things up on the ship. The type of story is fairly old hat in fandom but the author handles the story with a timing and rhythm worthy of a professional comedy writer. And speaking of delightful, ' Ear to Ear' is a charming jaunt into a whimsical storybook world. Spock is perplexed in the story when he finds himself on a planet with characters straight out of A Wizard of Oz or Mother Goose. The writing style is so captivating in this piece and Spock's straight-laced character contrasts so splendidly with the little gnome in tthe story, that I was sorry to finish it... Two pieces of serious fanfic within are 'In Check' and 'No Other Love.' The first explores what happens when aliens experiment with Spock, adn Kirk must force him into an emotional crisis. The other concerns Kirk's efforts as an old man with a terminal disease to find a way back in time to be with Edith before her death. In all, the zine's contents may not be a classic, or 400-page epic, but something about the whole zine clicks. It's TOGETHER somehow. Try to get it and see for yourself. 
The stories range from good to excellent, with artwork to match. #7 contains five stories, two of these, 'Whirr Click' and 'Ear to Ear,' are short and humorous. 'Soul Circuit' is about what might happen if the Enterprise were able to feel love for its captain. 'In Check,' perhaps the best story in this issue -- in it, the landing party is subjected to an experiment by alien intelligences. It has beautiful illos by Mick Eason. Finally, 'No Greater Love,' -- Admiral Kirk's escaped from the now well-explored galaxy, to the only true love of his past, Edith Keeler. 
The first thing you'll notice about this zine is the cover: it's a take-off of Hokusai's famous "View of Mount Fuji..." with the Enterprise in place of Fuji. This in itself is almost enough to make Alnitah worth the price. I believe it is a first for Alnitah although it's sister publication Grope has had a number of parodies of famous pieces of art (the "Creation of Vulcan" and the "Death of Kirk" come to mind). Alnitah is off-set, saddle-stitched, with a heavy cover. Issue seven contains five short stories and a poem. The best of these is Margaret Draper's "In Check", a well-written story that takes place early in the Enterprise's history. Most K/S stories are blatantly emotional and more than a little melodramatic. While "In Check" is basically a hurt/comfort story, it is better done than most and the fact that it was Kirk who caused the original hurt gives it an interesting twist. There were a couple of places that could have used a little more detail or explanation. First, it's not quite clear what was stopping Spock from helping Kirk. I would have liked to see a little more overt motivation behind his original refusal and a longer, more explicit struggle — on his part rather than Kirk's — before he broke. It just seems a bit sudden as it stands. Likewise the scene between Spock and Soril and the final scene between Kirk and Spock. Surely Spock would have taken a little more persuading? He'd been so wooden on the previous page but at just one word of explanation on Kirk's part, he has "a ghost of a smile deep in his eyes." Somehow I think Spock might be a little more wary of trusting Kirk again. The other stories are all interesting and on the whole well done. Two of them are funny0 The first, "Ear to Ear" by Caroline Nixon, was quite hilarious but will probably mean absolutely nothing to all of you poor slobs out there who weren't brought up on Enid Blyton. The other story, "Whirr Click" was quite well set up but two "Embarrass Spock" stories in one zine seems a bit much. "Soul Circuit" by Robin Hill was an Enterprise-comes-to-life story in which the Enterprise is sentient, female and insanely jealous of any other women. Interestingly enough, she tries to kill Uhura but Spock kills her first. Kirk is mildly upset but decides that he prefers to love his ship in the abstract rather than the concrete. The worst story was the last, "No Other Love" in which Spock and McCoy help an aged and dying Kirk to return through the Guardian and regain both his youth and Edith Keeler. This is one of the best zines we have yet reviewed and comes highly recommended. 
Alnitah 8 was published in December 1978 and contains 44 pages. Cover: Alan Hunter; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett. Other art by Alan Hunter, Beth Hallam, Mick Eason, Maggi, Gordon Carleton, Anne Cockitt, and Robin Hill.
- Home Run by Margaret Draper (p. 4-14)
- Policeman's Lot by Caroline Nixon (p. 15-17)
- POEM: The Trouble With Quibbles by Helen Sneddon (p. 19)
- The Axe by Anne Cockitt (p. 20-23)
- To Your Mind by Robin Hill (p. 24-28)
- POEMS: The New Voyagers by Margaret Draper (p. 28-29)
- Leila by Meg Wright. Spock meets Leila Kalomi. (p. 30-46)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 8
The stories range from good to excellent, with artwork to match. Issue #8 contains 5 stories and some poems. The major stories are 'Home Run' and it involves a likable Romulan prisoner, and his effect upon Kirk and Spock's loyalties to Starfleet and to each other; 'The Axe' -- Uhura is stranded on a primitive world; 'To Your Mind' -- Kirk spends a pleasant shore leave on Vulcan; in the longest story in this ish, 'Leila' -- Lt. Commander Spock meets Leila while on shore leave. The art is by Mick Eason, Alan Hunter, and Gordon Carleton. 
Alnitah 9 was published in January 1979 and contains 40 pages.Cover: Mick Eason; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Mick Eason, Beth Hallam, Robin Hill, Maggi, and Helen Sneddon. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett.
- A Few Curves by Johanna Cantor (p. 3-16)
- A Lasting Request by Mick (Michael) Eason (p. 17-20)
- Queen of the May by Helen Sneddon (p. 21-29)
- Island by S. Meek (p. 30-32)
- Of Things To Come by Tina Pole (p. 33-36)
- FILK: Federation Wassail Song by Roberta Rogow (p. 36)
- Auld Lang Syne by Margaret Draper (p. 37-40)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 9
Alnitah 10 was published in March 1979 and contains 40 pages. Cover: Maggi; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett. The art is by Maggi, Mick Eason, Jake Grigg, Helen Sneddon, and Alan Hunter.
- Expose by Leslye Lilker (p. 2-5)
- A Cup of Cold Water by Margaret Draper (p. 6-26)
- Flight of the Red Hawk by Julia Felton [retelling of "A Friend Like That" in Alnitah 5] (p. 27-31)
- Autumn Is the Dying Time by Karen Maund (p. 32)
- Operation Goldilocks by Helen Sneddon (p. 33-40)
- POEM: Fallen Star (cover) by Margaret Draper. Poem for illo of astronaut with cracked face helmet and curious aliens checking him out.
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 10
Alnitah 11 was published in July 1980 and contains 42 pages. Cover by Glyn & Lynda Probert; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Alan Hunter, Mick Eason, Maggi, Helen McCarthy, Gill Draper, Gordon Carleton, and Steve Mackey. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett.
- First Year (p. 4-14) by Jackie Stone (about Spock's first year at Starfleet Academy, it has a sequel in issue #14) (also in Academy Days)
- If Only I Were the Daughter (of the High Ambassador of a Desirable Shore Leave Planet...) by Teresa Hewitt (a Kirk get'em) (p. 15-17)
- The Moon Was Yellow by Helen Sneddon (p. 18-21)
- No Credit, All Credit by Tina Pole. A humorous story about the crew of the Enterprise being denied leave at Wrigley's Pleasure Planet because of an error in the ship's credit rating. (p. 23-28)
- Reflections on Damocles by Valerie Mackney. Kirk is transported to alternate Mirror Universe where Spock is female and a revolution to overthrow the Empire is in progress. (p. 29-42)
- POEM: One Star Too Many (cover) by Helen Sneddon. With illo. An astronomer's discovery of a nova in counterpoint to the destruction of that far world.
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 11
Another issue of ALNITAH is out, with many attractive things for the reader. Not the least of these is the artwork. From the "tribble" fillers within to the cover composite of Kirk and Spock, to the accompanying artwork for the poem "One Star Too Many," the editors have included a number of remarkable illustrations. The reduced offset printing is clear and easy to read. The only suggestion I have about the overall format is for the editors to put the authors' names along with titles of stories and poems, so the reader need not refer back to the ToC to see who wrote the piece. The lead story "First Year" by Jackie Stone is typical of the quality stories that ALNITAH has published of late. The story is of Spock's first year at the academy, and the characterization is impressive. Spock is unemotional without being stuffy, analytical without being over-calculating. In particular, his reactions to the humans are believable. The story maintains reader interest by introducing a number of well-rounded characters. The only drawback to the writing is the occasional parenthetical digression, which contains information peripheral to the situation that could have been handled just as well through dialogue. But this is minor—it's a good story. "No Credit, All Credit" by Tina Pole, is a delightfully humourous story of events on the ENTERPRISE that take place when they are denied shore leave at Wrigley's Pleasure Planet because of an error in the crew's credit rating. McCoy's remark, "That's just bloody marvelous!" may strike the North American reader as odd, and I did wonder whether the author intended "football" to mean soccer ball rather than the American football in Gordon Carleton's illustration, but such things, to me, add flavor to the story. The characterization is believable, and the story is well-written. On the other hand, "If Only J Were the Daughter of the High Ambassador of a Desirable Shore Leave Planet," by Teresa Hewitt, strikes me as a wish-fulfillment fantasy. In itself, that's not necessarily bad for a story, but the main purpose of the story seems to be to get laughs by placing the characters in awkward situations. Though many editors publish this type of story, and many readers claim to enjoy them, I prefer stories in which the major emphasis provides insight into a character, and any embarrassing situations that arise are secondary to the point of the story. Further, I do not think that Kirk would find being kidnapped, bound, and slapped even mildly pleasurable. "The Moon was Yellow," by Helen Sneddon, is the kind of story where the events in it are puzzling to the reader until the very last line, when all is revealed. Again, many readers enjoy a tale in which the story is written entirely for the "tag" at the end, but I found it confusing. In this case, I think the story would have been better had the author placed a clue as to what the tag would be in the beginning. "Reflections on Damocles," by Valerie Mackney, is the longest story in this issue. Kirk is transported to an alternate "Mirror, Mirror" universe, where Spock is female and a revolution to overthrow the Empire is in progress. It's mainly a character story, and the characters are believable, but I found it ponderous. A little more emphasis on the events and action rather than on the thoughts of the characters might have made this flow better. "One Star Too Many," by Helen Sneddon, is a poem I enjoyed. I only regret that I don't know enough about poetry to recommend it in more detail. 
Alnitah 12 was published in December 1980 and contains 42 pages. Cover: Mike Eason; Back cover "Sehlat Sagas" toon by Helen Sneddon. Other art by Alan Hunger, Mike Eason, Gordon Carleton, A.R. Gill and Gill Draper. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett.
It had an original print run of 1000 copies. The demand for back issues led the editors to publish the first Alnitah Omnibus which contained stories from Alnitah issues #1-4.
- A Man Will Tell His Bartender by Meg Wright
- The Things I Do for the Federation by Audrey Baker (p. 4-14)
- Ka-Ree-Ah by Sue Bursztynski & Jan McDonnell (p. 15-22)
- POEM: Circles by S. Meek (p. 22)
- Double Or Quits by Margaret Draper. Part of the "Var" series, sequel to "Border Incident," Alnitah 5, and "Home Run," Alnitah 8. (p. 23-40)
- A Man Will Tell His Bartender by Meg Wright (41)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 12
ALNITAH is one of the finest quality zines available. You can always count on each issue being delightful and entertaining. The three editors (Joyce Cluett, Margaret Draper, and Am Looker) know how to choose their stories well. ries are intelligently and skillfully written. "The Things I Do For the Federation," by Audrey Baker, is about a not-so-pretty minstrel persuaded by Captain Kirk to pose as the fiancee to the Ruler of Harmatt at the betrothal ceremony. It seems the real lady has been delayed and the touchy Ruler of Harmatt will forego this alliance with the Federation if she does not appear at the appointed time, which would make the Romulans very happy. This minstrel, Pandora Exning (I kid you not), has a striking resemblance to this Emmeline Broms-grove (really!), who has been personally chosen by the Har-mattian Ruler. Complications do arise of course, due to Pandora's constant companion, MacKenzie, a wise-cracking sentient Arcturian wolf. "Kah-Ree-Ah," by Sue Bursztynski and Jan McDonnell, is an intriguing account of what Stonn did after TPring dishonored him in "Amok Time." It is a new and fascinating interpretation of Stonn, sympathetic and provocative. "Double Quits" is the third part of Margaret Draper's series of stories based on the episode "The Enterprise Incident." Fortunately, there is a summary of what has gone before, and the story's ending does not leave you hanging. It is a complete story all its own, and worth the read even if you've never read the two preceding stories or the following ones. This is the best, and the longest, story in this issue, engrossing and skillfully plotted. The art is sparse and ranges from mediocre to very good. Mike Eason's cover is interesting: Kirk, in his ST:TMP uniform, holding the old uniform, and an expression on his face that is left to your interpretation (perhaps longing?). Alan Hunter has a lovely rendering of a snow-bound scene on Romulus on page 33. Gordon Car let on, A.R. Gill, and Gill Draper are the other artists that appear in this issue. And Helen Sneddon's recurring (and funny) "Sehlat Sagas" strip is on the bacover. Bound in a nice wraparound cover, ALNITAH is very comfortable to read. You don't have to fight with it, like so many other zine with difficult bindings. Highly recommended. 
Alnitah 13 was published in July 1981 and contains 40 pages. The cover is by Hunter. It was edited by Margaret Draper and Joyce Cluett. Art is by Alan Hunter, Robin Hill, Gill Draper, Bob Shaw, Joan Thomson, A.R. Gill, and Helen Sneddon.
- And Where Shall I Lay My Bones by Beth Hallam (4)
- poem by Margaret Richardson (8)
- Not to Reason Why by Audrey Baker (9)
- poem by Meg Wright (18)
- R.H.I.P. by Margaret Draper (19)
- Better the Devil by Tina Pole (22)
- Mother Kaeli's Doorstep by Helen Sneddon (31)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 13
- The Ways Converge by Sue Bursztynski (4)
- Second Year by Jackie Stone (9) (about Spock's second year at Starfleet Academy, sequel to "First Year" in issue 11) (also in Academy Days)
- The Ambassador by Margaret Draper (31)
- poem by Margaret Draper (39)
- art by Maggi (front cover), Alan Hunter, Joanne Hughes, Mike Eason, Helen Sneddon (back cover)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 14
Alnitah 15 contains 48 pages and was published in August 1983. Covers: Alan Hunter. Other artwork by Joanne Hughes, Mike Eason, Bert Gill, Bob Shaw, Beth Hallam, Helen Sneddo and C. Sibbett. It was edited by Margaret Draper, Beth Hallam, Ann Looker, and Joyce Cluett. It was the final issue.From the editorial:
You will have noticed our new tri-colour cover. Oh, the expense! Also, this is a special Celtic edition - with artists from Hibernia and Caledonia, an editor from Cymru and two Irish-orientated stories, it must surely be minorities V week! The introduction of the new-look ALNITAH is due to our desire to become even better than the vBest British STAR TREK 'Zine of 1982'. (Anyway, we were bored with the old format.) So here is ALNITAH 15: brighter, thicker, prettier, longer - and on time! We do hope you enjoy it.
- Finnegan's Wake by Helen Sneddon (p. 4-13)
- poem by Therese Holmes (p. 14)
- A Word of Four Letters by Glen David (p. 15-29)
- The Ultimate Nightmare by Tina Pole (p. 30-33)
- When in Rome by Helen Sneddon (p. 34-42)
- Turn Around, poem by Helen Sneddon (p. 42)
- More Than a Touch of the Blarney by Cilla Futcher (p. 43-47)
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 15
'Alnitah' is a nicely produced glossy, English fanzine with an emphasis on humour. #15 is a special Celtic issue beginning with 'Finnegan's Wake' which involves Kirk's nemesis from his academy days, and in which Uhura has to perform a rather exotic dance in order to save the day. The things a girl has to do! In 'Four Letter Word,' an expletive painted on the Enterprise to psych out some Klingons fortunately turns out to be a sacred word used to invoke the great spirit on a world in which Kirk is involved in diplomatic negotiations. Funnily enough, this word, when written, also bears a strong resemblance to the name of a certain famous starship captain. In an hysterical story, 'The Ultimate Nightmare,' Kirk is a chicken (literally) who cannot escape his mother hen. Even Spock accuses him of behaving most unchickenlike. Of course he wakes up, and it's all just a dream, but it's lots of fun. My favourite story in this zine, though, is 'More than a Touch of Blarney,' in which Kirk and McCoy coax Spock into kissing the Blarney Stone, which as everyone knows, gives people the gift of gab. It certainly works on Spock, whose speech immediately takes on an Irish charm and verbosity, but his friends find this disconcerting when it goes on and on... and on.