Clysterfuck

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Fanfiction
Title: Clysterfuck
Author(s): bitter_crimson
Date(s): 16 June 2009
Length: 4,830 words
Genre: slash fanfiction
Fandom: Merlin
External Links: Clysterfuck (Livejournal)
Kink Bingo banner, winner of the mod prize for 'Hottest Use of Medieval Medicinal Instrument'

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Clysterfuck is a Merlin/Arthur story by bitter_crimson (4830 words). It was written for Kink Bingo for the prompt "enemas," with bonus bottom!Arthur kink. The story was nominated[1] in the Spring 2010 Merlin Slash Awards in the category 'Best Kink' and won a 'mod prize' from the kink_bingo mods for for Hottest Use of Medieval Medicinal Instrument.[2]

Summary: "Okay, so then the syringe must go--" And suddenly there was silence from behind Arthur, and he was almost tempted to turn around to make sure Merlin was still there, when he heard Merlin say in a much fainter voice: "Oh." At that, Arthur could not resist turning to see Merlin's face, so he did so; his pasty servant was redder than Arthur could remember seeing him in recent times, a kind of panic seemingly growing inside his eyes.

Recs and Reviews

ENEMAS!!! Just so we’re clear. [...] The author does an amazing job with this kink. Full-on in character, well written and hot.also... so wrong. Lol."[3]

I've never read a fic with enemas, and I never thought I'd actually find it hot. And OMG, in the Merlin fandom? Nice. I love the characterization in this fic, spot on! Arthur being so determined not to be embarrassed. xD I seriously adore the bantering Arthur and Merlin had going on in this. Part of the reason this was so hot is because the reader knows what's up with Merlin during the scene, but Arthur doesn't until, well. ;) And then things get even more interesting and...*fans self* I think this is also my first time reading bottom!Arthur.[4]

You have all read this fic right? PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE. This is one of those fics that reminds me that I can find pretty much any kink hot when it's written well.[5]

References

  1. ^ Spring 2010 Fanfiction Voting: Arthur/Merlin, 28 May 2010. (Accessed 23 August 2010)
  2. ^ eruthros. a whole bunch of kink bingo prizes, 17 May 2010. (Accessed 23 August 2010)
  3. ^ marguerite_26. Canon Era Arthur/Merlin Recs. (Accessed 23 August 2010)
  4. ^ tanomono. Merlin: "Clysterfuck" [Merlin/Arthur, NC-17], 05 November 2009. (Accessed 23 August 2010)
  5. ^ cherrybina. My Top Fives, Part 1, 12 August 2010. (Accessed 23 August 2010)