Be Straight With Me

Fanfiction
Title:	Be Straight With Me
Author(s):	Elizabeth Helena and Rebelcat
Date(s):	2005
Length:	3,700 words
Genre:	gen-ish
Fandom:	Starsky & Hutch
External Links:	Be Straight With Me
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Be Straight With Me is a Starsky & Hutch story by Elizabeth Helena and Rebelcat.

Reactions and Reviews

This is not slash. It is also not strictly gen. It is however what a straight Starsky would probably do if he found out that his best friend was bisexual. What he would do is fracking hilarious. These two write the boys so brilliantly that I can hear them. That's difficult to pull off without being overly silly or completely sappy. I keep rereading this, it's wonderful.

OMG! That was freaking hysterical. I laughed out-loud throughout the whole story. I could hear them. I could see them. It made not the slightest bit of difference to me that I've always thought of Hutch as 100-percent the ladies man.

I bow before your comic genius.

Far and away the best S&H fic I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

Thank you!

It's not really my thing... but it was nice reading this story. Poor Hutch... If Starsky wants to find out something, he stands no chance!

This is wonderful! I am convinced that this is exactly how events progress. Your version of the boys is perfect, I think. I can hear them. I especially love Starsy being obsessive and the whole unrequited thing with Hutch.

Okay, okay, I admit it, Im glad you convinced me to read it. *huge grin* It IS funny! And full of oh so many truths too. I mean, everyone really IS looking at Starskys ass. And I have to say I liked the rules. "I dont want to know AT ALL." Hm. Think I know that line. ;) Thanks for this, I did grin. (Kinda mean and evil and Starsky-like-ish, but it was a grin. *grin* - See?)

ok, i won't treat this hutch as canon - and i think it's just too funny! and starsky was totally in character, with the dictionaries on the passenger seat, and all those questions *lol*. i loved it, this was hilarious!