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MAN that sounds like a GOOD TIME. You're DAMN right that's a good time. Not only is it a GOOD TIME, but this is some CLASSY SHIT in here. We're talking like a GRADE-A premium grass-fed CONVENTION. Like this convention probably got picked FIRST to run relay races and never fell down and was FUCKING AWESOME at tetherball and crushed it at making MIX TAPES for other conventions it had CRUSHES on. It balls so hard motherfuckers wanna FINE it. This convention knows how to make A PIE CRUST from SCRATCH and can change a tire no PROBLEM but also just sometimes wants to be the little spoon and to know that EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT and that's cool too, you know? THAT'S COOL TOO. And you're DAMN straight those other conventions swooned. And now it's all grown up and ready to throw down and you're here and we're here and ARE YOU READY? OH I'M READY. C'MON BRING IT. TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE NOW Y'ALL.