On the Optimal Parameters for Expediting Ejaculation in the Human Male, by Commander Spock

K/S Fanfiction
Title:	On the Optimal Parameters for Expediting Ejaculation in the Human Male, by Commander Spock
Author(s):	Rhaegal
Date(s):	2011
Length:
Genre:	slash
Fandom:	Star Trek: The Original Series
External Links:	online here
Click here for related articles on Fanlore.

On the Optimal Parameters for Expediting Ejaculation in the Human Male, by Commander Spock is a K/S story by Rhaegal.

Reactions and Reviews

This isn’t a story but calling it a documentary – which would certainly be more correct – wouldn’t do it justice either. Also, it would almost sound boring and boring is really the last word any reader could possibly connect to this creation.

It’s a paper. A wonderful, witty, funny, scientific and oh so hilarious paper. Written in the most scientific way and providing the readers with all diagrams necessary to visualise the process and conclusions, this paper was written by Commander Spock and deals with what the title says. You have to read it, you have to. Written in the true and unique style of an academic research draft, we learn about Spock’s line of experiences (and I bet he enjoyed those a lot) with one (and one only) participant (who we all know very well) and we are as lucky as to hear the fascinating results. Knowing that the author is a scientist herself – an astrophysicist even! – just makes this, besides its being adorable to pieces, perfectly logical. I advise you to keep an eye out for the family history in it too. It’s so wonderfully fanfiction.

I read it three times at least and I still love it to pieces. Brace yourself for bright smiles and adoration! The link goes to the author's journal post where you can download the 3-page pdf file.