The Thinking Woman's Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey

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Press Commentary
Title: The Thinking Woman's Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey
Commentator: Julieanne Smolinski
Date(s): 03 April 2012
Venue: vulture.com
Fandom: Twilight
External Links: The Thinking Woman's Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey
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The Thinking Woman's Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey is a long rant review about Fifty Shades of Grey, explaining in detail "why the fucking is not very sexy" and wondering "how it's possible that anybody is turned on by this."

I'm not going to condemn Fifty Shades of Grey because it's fan fiction, even though that may not be my particular cup of Klingon sperm. I'm not even going to condemn it because I've seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a raccoon who got a peanut butter jar stuck on his head in a Wendy's parking lot. What I do take issue with is that an author is making money off of people who are too technologically illiterate to find GOOD porn out there and are getting stuck with this nonsense instead because it's the one part of Computers they can't just ask a nephew about.

About FanFiction.Net the reviewer says:

On websites like FF.net, the original home of Fifty Shades of Grey, anybody who can successfully operate a mouse has long had the option to masturbate to a story where Worf has rough sex with DJ from Roseanne.
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