The Epic Tale of John & Rodney, Two Girl Scout Cookies In Love

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Title: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn't Happen Remix]
Author(s): bitter-crimson
Date(s): 26.3.2008
Length: ~1250 words and 80 pictures
Genre: crack
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
External Links: The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love
The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love - podvid

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The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love [The Pix or it Didn't Happen Remix] is an extremely popular multimedia story by bitter-crimson that is often cited as an example of the amazing crack Stargate Atlantis fandom produced. It is often abbreviated as "cookie porn", "the one where they're girl scout cookies", etc.
Unsurprisingly, it won 1st place in the McShep Awards 2008 in the category "Crack".

It is a remix of The epic love of two cookies from different sides of the baking rack (now deleted), a transcript of an IM conversation between rain_dances and minor_fifth.[1]

As the title says, it is an anthropomorfic in which John and Rodney are both girl scout cookies: Rodney is a Samoa, John is a Thin Mint. The story includes an explicit sex scene that has been known to traumatize readers.[2]

By popular demand, bitter-crimson created icons from the pictures[3], MisterAcrilico made fanart[4], and busaikko created a podvid for it (set to the original pictures of the story).[5]

Recs and Reviews

TBA

Example panels

References

  1. short excerpt included in a rec by unamaga:these are a few of my favorite things, accessed 12.11.2011
  2. 7.4.2008, The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love, Rodney/John, rec by averillovessev: "NC-17!!!!!!! (my fucking eyes, people)
    So, I'm never going to get the image of biscuit!sex out of my head, and if I have to live with that image so do you. Also, it's awesome. Well not the sex (except it kind of is)."
  3. 26.3.2008, Cookie porn icons! by bitter-crimson
  4. the epic tale of rodney and john by Mister Acrilico, accessed 12.11.2011
  5. 22.9.2009, The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love (The Pix or it Didn't Happen Remix) [podvid] by busaikko