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Something... Unfriendly is gen Blake's 7 anthology with two issues.
Something... Unfriendly 1 was published in 1988 and contains 290 pages. It is digest-sized.
- Linda Knights, "Close Calls" (later reprinted as Close Calls)
- Jeanne DeVore, "An Uncertain Future"
- May Robertson, "Cat-astrophe"
- Mary Gerstner and April Giordano, "Turnabout"
- Mary Robertson, "A Necessary End"
- Linda Terrell, "What Are Legend..."
- Jill Grundfest, "Avon's World"
- Sophia Mulvey, "The Face of the Stranger"
- Sheila Paulson, "Decoy" (Jabberwocky universe)
- Alicia Ann Fox, "The Importance of Being Tarrant" (Doctor Who crossover)
- Cindy Rancourt, "The Interrogator"
- Dorinda Francis, "A Fate Worse Than Death"
- Alicia Ann Fox, "Living in Harmony"
- L.A. Carr and Ann Wortham, "Echoes of the Future"
- Sheila Paulson, "The Wings That Fly Us Home" (reprinted from Interface #6)
- Leigh Arnold, "Valley of Shadow"
- Cathi Brown, "Words to the Wise" (editorial)
- Zine ads
- Alyns Lawchilde, "Orac"
- Mary Gerstner and April Giordano, "Avon's Nuts" (filk, Jingle Bells)
- Teresa Ward, "Then and Now" (filk, That Was Then, This Is Now, by the Monkees)
- Shoshanna "To a Hero" (filk, My Name is Luka, by Suzanne Vega)
- Alison Knapp, "Utopian Heights" (filk, Wuthering Heights, by Kate Bush)
- Teresa Ward, "Lost Time"
- Sheila Paulson, "Solitary-- Gauda"
- Alyns Lawchilde, "Loss"
- H. Saavedra, "Distorted Reflection"
- H. Saavedra, "Out of Reach"
- Dorinda Francis, "Paradox"
- Dorinda Francis, "Resolution"
- Teresa Ward, "The Ballad of Blake's 7" (filk, Gilligan's Island)
- Sheila Paulson (front cover)
- Cathi Brown
- Lynne Witten
- Mary Robertson
- Mary Gerstner
- Dorinda Francis
- Suzan Lovett
- Kathryn Andersen
- Ruth Landry (back cover)
- Suzie Molnar
- Denise Loague
- Gayle F
- Theresa Buffaloe
- Dani Lane
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1
Only two issues of this zine (as far as I know), and they're in two different formats: #2 is full-size, and #1 is digest-size. But whereas Standard by Several, Dr. Bellfriar's Memorial Journal, and Power #2 (the other U.S. digest zines that I know of) are made from ordinary letter-size paper folded in half, Something... Unfriendly #1 appears to be made from legal-size paper, halved, so that it's an almost square shape. It's a fat zine, nearly 300 pp., and the paper is neatly cut in half and bound in the usual way with card covers and heavy-duty staples. I've never seen another zine in this format. I have no idea why it was done this way and not as a full-size zine, unless because the printing was significantly cheaper for legal-size sheets than it would have been for double that number of letter- size sheets.
Carol mentioned this zine on Lysator as one that's particularly rich in good Tarrant stories. My own special favorite is her "Rules, Honor, and Chivalry" in #2. PGP, all survive (including Blake), but Avon and Dayna are badly injured. Tarrant goes back to his job as First Champion of Teel, with skills that Soolin has taught him, and uses his earnings to pay for security and medical care. Servalan finds them, and complications ensue.
I'm also especially partial to Sheila Paulson's "Mind-Tender" in #2, a PGP in which an injured Avon is healed both physically and mentally by an appealing alien.There's plenty of hc in these zines, but not much sex. In "The Face of the Stranger" in #1, Tarrant learns the hard way about betrayal through his doomed affair with an original female character. In "Blood Bond" in #2, Vila experiences (apparently unconsummated) love for another original female character. I wondered whether this story might be a sequel to someting in another zine, since it seems to start in the middle. 
Something... Unfriendly 2 contains 263 pages and was published in 1990. It is full-sized.
- Linda Knights, "Interview"
- Sheila Paulson, "Mind-Tender"
- Sophia R. Mulvey, "Food for the Gods"
- Sue Williams, "That's What Friends Are For"
- Janet Walker, "The Price of Friendship"
- Sue Williams, "Flight of Destiny"
- Gin Turpin, "Resurrection"
- K. Rae Travers, "The Message"
- April Giordano, "Sure as Hell"
- Jill Grundfest, "Invictus"
- Alicia Ann Fox, "Weight of the World"
- Sophia R. Mulvey, "Time Distort" (V crossover]]
- Kaye Dunham, "Blood Bond"
- Sheila Paulson, "Clone" (Jabberwocky universe)
- Mary Gerstner, "Distorted Images"
- Cami, "Rules, Honor and Chivalry"
- Cathi Brown, Editorial
- Zine ads
- Tyndara Meffe, "Inheritance"
- Cathi Brown (front cover)
- Denise Loaque
- Sheila Paulson
- Suzie Molnar
- Sue Williams
- Gin Turpin
- Kathryn Andersen
- Mary Gerstner
Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2
This zine is a bit of a mixed bag IMHO. It has a long Jabberwocky episode which will please fans of that series, one or two above average stories and the rest merely adequate. Most of them are action or moderately emotional without any real angst, Jabberwocky excepted. Gan does not appear, Blake and Cally have very little to do, and the lion's share goes to Avon and Tarrant.
The "Interview" is with Avon, who has reasons for wanting to give his version of events as the Federation finally falls apart. Archetypal Avon, rather pedestrian story.
The consistent Sheila Paulson is next with yet another enjoyable read. The 32-page "Mind Tender" is a PGP where a distressed Avon is rescued by a hairy alien, the Mind-tender of the title, and is subsequently reunited with some of his former colleagues. It's an emotional but not maudlin story where Avon has his barriers down so expect lots of hugs and other forms of fan wish fulfilment, yippee.
"Food for the Gods" is about Avon and an injured Tarrant in a cave. Not very original but okay.
The next few stories are all pretty short.
"That's what Friends are for" is a light weight shore leave tale.
"The Price of Friendship" is a sombre alternative version of what happened after Dorian's death.
"Flight to Destiny" is a two-pager about Avon and Raiker.
"Resurrection" contains a surprise on Xenon after Scorpio leaves for the last time.
Tarrant meets up with his sister in "The Message": rather melodramatic.
"Sure as Hell" shows there's life after death, in comedy anyway.
"Invictus" is a more substantial story, with a strong plot describing what happens when Avon is blinded and meets a really interesting machine intelligence.
"Weight of the World" is told by Jenna after Atlay. Blake is withdrawn, life ain't what it used to be, when Liberator gets a mysterious plea for help. An unusual conclusion for a Blake story.
"Time Distort" is a 24 page time travel story that has a host of predicable new characters for our heros to relate to. There was rather too much about the former and not enough about the latter for the story to gel.
In "Blood Bond" Avon goes down to an icy planet with a new part-mutoid crew member whom Vila has befriended. While there Avon has a moral dilemma to cope with. Quite good.
"Clone" is a 73-page episode in the Jabberwocky saga. At the start Tarrant's not himself, Blake's worried about imipak, and tensions mount; to say much more would take too long and give away half the plot. Suffice it to say that the charaters are as well drawn and the plot as skilfully plotted as ever. If you like alternative story lines the Jabberwocky series should please you. If not, note that this one takes up a lot of the zine so you may want to spend your money elsewhere."Distorted Images" is a staccato short in which Avon and Blake in turn give an account of the events around Gauda Prime. "Rules, Honor and Chivalry" is a long PGP Tarrant story. He gets the crew away from Gauda Prime but Dayna and Avon are badly injured. Soolin leaves for pastures new, and the rest settle on Teal where Tarrant earns money to cover the medical bills; old acquaintances show up in due course. I had trouble believing this one, not just - I hope - because I don't see Tarrant as noble but because the plot failed to convince me.