Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Death Squad
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| Name: | Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Death Squad |
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| Dates: | 1990s |
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| Fandom: | The X-Files |
| URL: | Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Death Squad |
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The Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Death Squad was a combination of two X-Files fans. One was a clothing brigade. The other was an anti-Marita group. This second group was not really the focus.
"The goal of the Mulderwear Brigade & Marita Death Squad is twofold. Primarily, our goal is defend and protect (and obsess about) Mulderwear. Mulderwear is any outfit worn by Mulder which is not a boring suit. The prime example of this is the leather jacket/jeans/t-shirt outfit seen in "Fallen Angel". Our other mission is to hunt down the evil Uniblonder. (But we in no way mean any harm to Laurie Holden, the actress who portrays the Uniblonder. All responsibility we give to Chris Carter, for allowing such a boring character to be created. We'll forgive you when we see a Mulder/Scully kiss, CC). Ideally, when this task is completed, the Marita Death Squad will become defunct, and we can return to obsessing about clothing." [1]
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Divisions
There were several divisions described at the MBMDS Recruiting Office.
- Glasses Division ("Do you have what it takes to join our ranks? Because let me tell you, the Glasses Division is not for the faint of heart or the easily dissuaded. You're going to get a lot of flak from those commandos in the Speedos Division. You'll run into some downright heated comments from the Thermal Shirt people and some naked innuendo from the Birthday Suit trooplets. I'm not even going to mention the punches from the folks over in the Boxers Division. Are you tough enough to stand up for the Mulderglasses? If you've got the guts, join us! If you agree that the Mulderglasses magnify the soul behind those hazel eyes, we're the division for you! If you look back on season one with nostalgia because of all the lovely Mulderglasses scenes, we're your kind of soldiers! If you don't know why you like Mulder in glasses, but you just do - heck, sign up! Here's your chance to make the definitive response to that age-old question:"What's your Mulderclone wearing?"")
- T-shirt Division ("Join the T-Shirt division because these rarely seen but highly treasured articles of clothing need a few good persons to defend their honor (and push for more sightings).")
- Birthday Suit Division ("The Birthday Suit Division is for the purists among us, those who understand that without the basic MulderBody ( genuflect here ) MulderWear would not be possible. If the MulderBody were not the prime physical specimen we have come to admire and lust after, MulderWear would be just the next shipment to Goodwill. Not to detract from our sister divsions, but THIS is the first line of defense for the MDS also. At all costs we must protect the MulderBody from the ESOP, even if that means throwing ourselves on top of Him to avert her deadly intent. WE know what she's really after and it's Mulder in his primal state. So join now , and be first in war , first in piece, uh, peace , and first in the hearts of your MulderClones.")
- Low-Slung Trousers & Crisp White Shirt Division ("Hey you!!! Yes you. I know what you were staring at. There's a place for us ya know. A place where we can leer and giggle and swoon with dignity. A place where we can wickedly speculate about the lower 50% of a certain fictional FBI agent we know and love and get away with it. Sound interesting? Join the Low-Slung Trouser division of the Mulderwear Brigade because a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.")
- Trenchcoat Division ("Join the Trenchcoat Division because of the way the trenchcoat's folds hang just so, because of the way it makes Our Hero's shoulders look even broader, the way its collar collects the drops of rain from his dark hair...Above all else, join the Trenchcoat Division to share in the dream that one day, when you're cold, he will gallantly remove it and wrap it around you, and it will be far too big, but very, very warm...")