I Don't Care What You Smell
| Title: | I Don't Care What You Smell |
| Creator: | Marti Schuller and Judy Yuenger |
| Date(s): | 1995 - 2003 |
| Medium: | fanzine, print |
| Fandom: | Star Wars |
| External Links: | Publisher website |
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I Don't Care What You Smell was a gen Star Wars zine. It contained stories by multiple authors, had color covers and interior illustrations by various fan artists, and ran for nine issues. The emphasis was on humor.
- Issue #1 won the 1996 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
- Issue #3 won the 1998 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
- Issue #4 won the 1999 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
- Issue #5 won the 2000 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
- Issue #5 won the 1999 Star aWards "BEST 1999 SW ZINE OVER 200 PAGES" award.
- Issue #6 won the 2000 Star aWards "BEST 2000 SW ZINE OVER 200 PAGES" award.
I Don't Care What You Smell 2
I Don't Care What You Smell 2 was published in 1996 and is 210 pages long.
Vacation (15 pages)
The Early Years (6 pages)
Solo’s Deflating Come-Uppance (20 pages)
Surprise (3 pages)
Twins (27 pages)
Rapunzeleia (3 pages)
Mary Sue and The Bandit Part 2 (5 pages)
The Decision (2 pages)
Ultimatum (2 pages)
Surprise, Surprise (13 pages)
Discrimination (1 page)
Password (5 pages)
Like Father, Like Son (15 pages)
The Time Of The Hunter’s Moon (10 pages)
I Love Luke: Episode 2 (6 pages)
A Night To Regret (11 pages)
The Evacuation Of Yavin IV (7 pages)
GALACTICALLY CORRECT BEDTIME STORIES
(1) Luki: Prince Of The Forest (6 pages)
(2) Little Black Jedi Hood (1 page)
(3) Sleeping Solo (2 pages)
(4) Three Jedi Knights Bluff (2 pages)
(5) Three Little Jedi (1 page)
(6) Luke and The Death Stalk (5 pages)
(7) Beauty and The Sith (7 pages)
I Don't Care What You Smell 3
I Don't Care What You Smell 3 was published in 1997 and has 300+ pages. A color cover by Rhydderch Wilson and a back cover by Nadye Whitham. THE SECRET by Cara Loup won the 1998 FanQ Award For 'Best Star Wars Gen Story'.
- UP THE WAZOO by Martie Benedict O'Brien. (STAR aWARdS Medium story - honorable mention)
- TIES THAT BIND by Judy Ebberley.
- GARDEN OF SADNESS by Belea T. Keeney.
- BREAKFAST WITH THE TWINS by M. J. Mink. (STAR aWARdS Vignette story - honorable mention)
- THE PROMISE by J.A. Berger. (STAR aWARdS Long story - honorable mention)
- A SPACEMAN CAME TRAVELING by A. G. Steyn.
- TOGETHER AGAIN by Carolyn Golledge.
- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE by Deborah Kittle and Jennifer Moore. (STAR aWARdS Medium story - honorable mention)
- PROPOSALS by Marti Schuller.
- Additional stories by Florian, Loup, Palumbo, Pryor, and Fox.
- Artwork by Lybarger, Zyene, Florian, Whitham, Stasulis, Lundin, and Rizzuti.
- A comic strip by Wilson (STAR aWARdS Best Miscellaneous).
I Don't Care What You Smell 4
I Don't Care What You Smell 4 was published in 1998 and has 256 pages. Cover by Gerald Crotty (Star aWards Best Cover) and a back cover by Marla Fair. ORPHEUS DISSENTING by Martie Benedict-O'Brien won the 1999 FanQ Award For 'Best Star Wars Gen Story'.
- A WOOKIEE'S WRATH by Deborah Kittle. (STAR aWARdS Best Short Story)
- JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS by A.G. Steyn.
- INSIDER INFORMATION by Judy Ebberley.
- DEAD IN SPACE by Marti Schuller. (STAR aWARdS Short Story - Honorable Mention)
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LORD VADER by Mary Jo Fox.
- KEEPING UP APPEARANCES by Alison Glover.
- CONNECTIONS by Marie Flanigan.
- VADER'S FOLLY by J. A. Berger.
- DIE SOLO by Carolyn Golledge.
- Other stories by Keeney, O'Brien, Mink, Florian, Brown, and Haven.
Artwork by Florian, Lybarger, Markalova, Stasulis, Lundin, and Steyn.
Cartoons by Florian and Steyn. A Comic strip by Wilson.
Three special sections
- THE GVC GUIDE (a hilarious spoof of QVC)
- Through The Looking Glass (where writers spoof their own writing style)
- and two stories where the artwork came BEFORE the stories.
I Don't Care What You Smell 5
I Don't Care What You Smell 5 has 298 pages. Color covers by A.G. Steyn and Matt Busch. Winner of both the FanQ and Star aWards for best SW zine. MILLENNIUM FALCON by Deborah Kittle won the 2000 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Poem.' TREMORS IN THE FORCE by Martie O'Brien won the 2000 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Gen Story.
- A DAY IN THE LIFE by Martha Wilson.
- EVERY JEDI HAS HIS DAY by Kim Hamilton.
- THE MIZER by Marti Schuller. (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention Story)
- TREMORS IN THE FORCE by Martie Benedict O'Brien.
- THE REB FESTIVAL by Deborah Kittle.
- SUNS-SET by Alison Glover.
- THE P.C. EMPIRE STRIKES BACK by M. J. Mink.
- I LOVE LUKE: EPISODE 3 by J. P. Treleaven.
- GALAXY OF DESIRE by Mary Jo Fox. (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention story)
- This issue contains an entire section of stories where the illo was drawn first and then sent to an author to write a story about the illo. The illos are by Zyene, Stasulis, Z.P. Florian, Wanda Lybarger, Wilson, and Steyn. The stories are by Pryor, Golledge, O'Brien, J.A. Berger, Cohen, Florian, Schuller, Glover, Kittle and Loup.
I Don't Care What You Smell 6
I Don't Care What You Smell 6 was published in 2000 and has 306 pages. A color cover by Sandra Scholes.
- MORE HAN THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE by Z.P. Florian.
- WINNER TAKES ALL by Nancy Stasulis.
- TUNNEL VISION by Judy Ebberley.
- TOO HOT FOR TV by Mary Jo Fox.
- NIGHTMARE ON NAMORIA by Marti Schuller.
- THE WAGER by Cindy Olsen.
- LESSONS by Deborah Kittle and J.P. Treleaven.
- Other material by Steyn, Avenchesca, Birkel, Vancollie, Farmer, and Cohen. Artwork by Stasulis, Florian, Scholes, Lepine, and others. Filks by Kittle, Moore, Steyn, and Fox.
- Plus a special foldout -a map of 'Alderland - a Galactic Amusement Park'.
I Don't Care What You Smell 7
I Don't Care What You Smell 7 was published in 2002 and is 203 pages. Loyalties by Marti Schuller won the 2002 FanQ Award for Best Star Wars gen story. Puphph the Jedi Wampa by Deborah Kittle won the 2002 FanQ and the Star aWards for 'Best Poem/Filk.'
| Cartoon | Sandra Scholes | 3 | ||
| Master and Apprentice | Deborah Kittle & Marie Treleaven | 4 | ||
| Puphph the Jedi Wampa | Deborah Kittle | 17 | ||
| Servant of the Force | Kate Birkel | 18 | ||
| Viva Mos Espa | Mary Jo Fox | 23 | ||
| Invisible Friends | Danielle Millerd | 24 | ||
| Taking the Long Way 'Round | Allison Glover | 30 | ||
| On a Short Note | A.G. Steyn | 37 | ||
| Jabba Gets His Pipe Back | Z.P. Florian | 38 | ||
| Return to Fear | Belea T. Keeney | 52 | ||
| Under the Skin | Lelila | 58 | ||
| You're a Legend in Your Own Mind | Deborah Kittle | 67 | ||
| Master of Seduction | Mary Jo Fox | 68 | ||
| Lost in the Stars | Ana Onamouse | 71 | ||
| Into Shadows | Skye Rutherford | 73 | ||
| White Room | Debra Durkee | 78 | ||
| Revisions | Fanfic Author | 86 | ||
| Too Long | A.G. Steyn | 89 | ||
| Royal Makeup vs. Padawan Hairstyle | Valerie Vancollie | 90 | ||
| The Formal Complaint of Tchupka | Z.P. Florian | 93 | ||
| Loyalties | Marti Schuller | 94 | ||
| Poverty, Deliverance and Fate | Valerie Vancollie | 119 | ||
| Lifestyles | Smelly Staff | 120 | ||
| Swinging on a Star | A.G. Steyn | 138 | ||
| Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary Jo Fox | 139 | ||
| Palace of Jabba | Deborah Kittle | 141 | ||
| Exposed | Judy Ebberley | 143 | ||
| The Meaning Behind the Names | Valerie Vancollies | 153 | ||
| Might I Have a Word With You? | A.G. Steyn | 155 | ||
| There Can be Only | R.A. Sneed | 157 | ||
| I Feel Evil | R.A. Sneed | 159 | ||
| Pilgrimage to the Trees | Z.P. Florian | 160 | ||
| Voyage Home | Skye Rutherford | 166 | ||
| A Young Han Solo | Judith Street | 172 | ||
| Pregnant Pause | Lelila | 173 | ||
| One Day at a Time | Cindy Olsen | 175 |
Artwork
| Kate | front cover | |
| Judith Street | Inside front cover | |
| Zawiah Zainudin | back cover |
I Don't Care What You Smell 8
I Don't Care What You Smell 9
I Don't Care What You Smell 9 was published in 2003 and has 185 pages.
| Jabba's Wall | Deborah Kittle | 1 | ||
| Sweet Nothing | Marti Schuller | 2 | ||
| The Falcon | Angel | 15 | ||
| Bridge Out | Deborah Kittle & J.P. Treleaven | 16 | ||
| Hot and Bothered | Cindy Olsen | 32 | ||
| Don't Cry, Little Princess | Valerie Vancollie | 39 | ||
| With Friends Like These | Danielle Millerd | 40 | ||
| Hot Dagobah Nights | Lady S.M. Pfeisteria | 49 | ||
| Why Ain't I Gone? | Deborah Kittle | 51 | ||
| Darth Paco | D.L. Slaten | 52 | ||
| Complications on Itrurua | J.P. Treleaven | 58 | ||
| Twins | Marti Schuller | 74 | ||
| Bloodstripe | Skye Rutherford | 102 | ||
| A Cold Day in Hell | Judith Ebberley | 106 | ||
| The Meaning Behind the Names | Valerie Vancollie | 119 | ||
| Ghost on This Base | Deborah Kittle | 121 | ||
| As Strangers Friends are Met | J.P. Treleaven | 122 | ||
| The Hop | Angel | 137 | ||
| The Imperial Joke | Leela Starsky | 138 | ||
| A Brief Time to Talk | Mary Jo Fox | 159 | ||
| One Magic Night | Marti Schuller | 160 | ||
| Darth Vader | Nancy Stasulis | 185 |
Artwork
| Laura Quilles | front cover | |
| Liz | back cover |
I Don't Care What You Smell 10
I Don't Care What You Smell 10 was published in 2005 and has 244 pages.
I Don't Care What You Smell 11
I Don't Care What You Smell 11 was published in 2006 and has 283 pages.
