Every Fanfic Ever Written!
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| Commentary | |
|---|---|
| Title: | Every Fanfic Ever Written! |
| Commentator: | mooncalf |
| Date(s): | 2003? |
| Medium: | online |
| Fandom: | |
| External Links: | http://mooncalf.org/library/misc/everyfic.html |
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Every Fanfic Ever Written! is a parody essay outlining the brief plots of many of the more popular fannish plotlines and tropes. Examples are included below and the complete list can be viewed here.
THE AU
- AUTHOR: So if this never happened then this happened instead and this never happened and then this happened, and...
- CHARACTER: ... who am I?
- OTHER CHARACTER: I'm so lost. I don't think I used to be this nice.
- READERS: Whoa. Cool.
- CHARACTER: I'm straight!
- CHARACTER OF OPPOSITE GENDER: What a coincidence! So am I!
- (They have sex.)
THE PWP (HOMO)
- CHARACTER: I'm straight!
- CHARACTER OF SAME GENDER: Like hell you are.
- (They have sex.)
THE MARY SUE
- CHARACTER: I'm OOC.
- MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical.
- (Awkward moment.)
- CHARACTER: I love you.
- MARY SUE: I love you too, snookie-ookie-wookums.
