Every Fanfic Ever Written!
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| Title: | Every Fanfic Ever Written! |
| Creator: | mooncalf |
| Date(s): | 2003? |
| Medium: | online |
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| External Links: | Every Fanfic Ever Written! |
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Every Fanfic Ever Written! is a parody essay outlining the brief plots of many of the more popular fannish plotlines and tropes.
Examples are included below and the complete list can be viewed here.
Excerpts
THE AU
- AUTHOR: So if this never happened then this happened instead and this never happened and then this happened, and...
- CHARACTER: ... who am I?
- OTHER CHARACTER: I'm so lost. I don't think I used to be this nice.
- READERS: Whoa. Cool.
- CHARACTER: I'm straight!
- CHARACTER OF OPPOSITE GENDER: What a coincidence! So am I!
- (They have sex.)
THE PWP (HOMO)
- CHARACTER: I'm straight!
- CHARACTER OF SAME GENDER: Like hell you are.
- (They have sex.)
THE MARY SUE
- CHARACTER: I'm OOC.
- MARY SUE: I'm stereotypical.
- (Awkward moment.)
- CHARACTER: I love you.
- MARY SUE: I love you too, snookie-ookie-wookums.