Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt

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Title: Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt
Author(s): Rebelcat
Date(s): 2008?
Length: 2868 words
Genre: slash
Fandom: Starsky & Hutch
External Links: online here/WebCite

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Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt is a slash Starsky and Hutch story by Rebelcat.

It is a responsefic to the trope We're Not Gay; We Just Love Each Other.

Excerpt

"There’s an elephant in the room. She’s big and pink and she’s got an annoying smirk on her face, because she knows I’m the only one who sees her.

The guys we work with certainly can’t see her. Hell, there are days I swear I could fuck Starsky right in the middle of the squad room floor, and those turkeys would just shrug and say, “There go Starsky and Hutch again, always clowning around.”

Seriously. What would you think if you knew two guys were living together? That their apartment only had one bedroom, and that in that bedroom there was just one bed?

Well, if you were any of the guys we know, you’d say, “Hutch, he went to college.” Or you might say, “Starsky’s from the East Coast... New York, you know.” Like that somehow explains everything. College guys, New Yorkers, they’re all a bit eccentric. But they’re not gay.

My mom still thinks I’m going to get married again some day. Starsky’s mom periodically sends him pictures of eligible Jewish girls.

And Starsky... He’s the worst offender of all. That elephant’s standing right in front of him – hell, she’s got her feet parked squarely on his Adidas – and he still refuses to admit she’s there.

The first sign of trouble hit me about five minutes after the first time Starsky had an orgasm that was unmistakably the result of something I’d done."

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