The Big List of Fanfic Peeves is by Sandy Herrold and The Bitkahs (especially, but not exclusively: Michelle Christian, Shoshanna, Gwyneth Rhys, torch, Jane Carnall, elynross, Terri, and Keiko Kirin) and helped enormously by some folks at the Crossroads.
- Grammar is NOT optional!
- Excessive use of disembodied body parts to avoid possessives
- Misused homophones
- Expository lumps
- Excessive quoting of lyrics
- Using 'literally' as an emphasis word when the action isn't literally true
- Speech patterns only an author could love
- Misuse of foreign languages in fanfic
- Misuse of cock rings
- Misuse of dialogue